Player 'signatures'

[Royal Lady]

Trevor Senior's routine fake trip each game as he approached the Southbank just before kick-off

That was for me He also used to hitch up the side of his shorts and pretend to reveal his bum to me. Jokerrrr.

[Royal Lady]

Jerry Williams skinning Kenny Sansom down the right wing.

[paddy20]

Jimmy walkers wiggle before he took a penalty. sorry a bit old that one. Jimmy Martin's miss from the goaline (even older). Of course Robin Friday kissing the policeman.

[lightning strikes]

The Hicksy Hoof - the hang time and distance was amazing.

Paul Holsgrove having one shot from outside of the box in the first and second half of every game.

Lee Payne not being able to get a corner off the ground.

Uwe celebrating goals with finger guns.

The fastest Martin Williams ever ran was to close down the goalkeeper.

Steve Richardson defending with his arms spread out as wide as possible.

[madreadingfan]

James Harper running like a crab

[Once were Biscuitmen]

Lita -

Step 1 - Edge of the box waiting to receive ball, stick ass out into opposing player behind you to make space, adopting the sort of pose only previously used by a Gay Cossack dancer.
Step 2 - Receive ball, spin round and run in on goal.

If step 2 is unsuccessful fall over and attempt to con a free kick.

[Royalwaster]

Hughesy run, run, run followed by hoof into the crowd.

[Alexander Litvinenko]

Jobi McAnuff - stating the bleeding' obvious in "interviews" with press.

http://www.getreading.co.uk/sport/football/readingfc/s/2133440_bottom_of_the_table_battles_cost_reading_fc_their_place_in_premier_league

[grey_squirrel]

Wayne W@nklyn

Um.....

[bracksroyal10]

Stephen Hunt's classic flick of the hair everytime he was about to take a corner/free kick.

Andre Bikey's 10 foot jump into the air after every prematch PL handshake

Andre Bikey's unique handshake technique in the prematch PL handshakes

Bryn's nut megs

[sandman]

And of course Shaka's 'AWAAAAAAAYYYYYYY'

Can't remember Shaka doing that but do remember Simon Sheppard screaming it in sheer terror everytime the opposition crossed the halfway. Shaka's real signature was signalling the score when the fans asked him what it was and his stay calm signal to the defenders when he caught the ball.

[parky]

Lloyd Owusu and his raise the roof goal celebration.

The John Salako stepover

Leroy Lita wearing basketball shorts.

[Twix]

Barry Hunter kicking the ball out of the ground.

[Alexander Litvinenko]

Simon Church and his offsides

[YateleyRoyal]

Kitson's hatred for Ginger day.

[P!ssed Off]

Didn't Bas Savage have a little dance routine on the odd occasion he scored.
Though according to a quick Wikipedia check he never actually scored a league goal for us, must have been in the cup.

[bracksroyal10]

James Harper running to the goal and picking the ball out of the net to place it on the centre spot everytime we conceded a goal

[wally bassoon]

Didn't Bas Savage have a little dance routine on the odd occasion he scored.
Though according to a quick Wikipedia check he never actually scored a league goal for us, must have been in the cup.

Was not after we got promoted at Brentford?

[Maguire]

Nicky Shorey shaping to play a ball down the line only to cut in on his left foot, leaving the oppo jumping into thin air.

Often followed by carrying the ball forward ten yards and flicking it out to the wing with the outside of his left boot.

[Alexander Litvinenko]

Adam Federici berating his defenders.