Oliver Holt on Huntys case...again

[exileinleeds]

He's married with two daughters so I'm not sure the bit about never having a gf is true. The rest about the fantasy love-making and being a bit of a prat look about right though
He has been nominated for the Hob Nob Anyone? Tosser of the year award 2007

Sources close to Oliver Holt claim she married him for a passport and the right to stay in the UK (she previously worked as a prostitute for the Russian Mafia, and has no idea who the biological father of his adopted daughters might be. Sources close to the slimy red-top suggest they might have been sired by a former owner of the Mirror, who allegedly drowned whilst holidaying on his yacht. Witnesses have yet to prove that Steven Hunt was in the vicinity at the time of the incident. Thames Valley Royals police say the case is under review.

[Stooper]

They've cleaned it up

[RoyalBlue]

Should never pre-judge, but a name like "Oliver" conjures up thoughts of a silver-spooned private education. Surely "Ollie" would be more appropriate for his gutter press employment.

School - Alderley Edge County Primary School 1977. Do you think it would be interesting to contact his old school chums and then write up a kind of biography

Has he got an entry on Friends Reunited yet?

[M4 Junction 11]

Has he got an entry on Friends Reunited yet?

Yes, it's where I got the information from. Oliver Holt is not a common name so easy to spot the 'journalist working in London and missing the North' entry

[Dangerous]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Holt#Awards

[Only one Trevor Morley]

I find it somewhat hypocritical that this man is happy to condemn someone who has received one yellow card all season. And yet was quite happy to put his snout in the trough when it came to ghost writing for that know football angel. Stan Collymore.........

[anR]

Bibliography
Behind the Scenes with Benetton Formula 1 (1995) with Chris Bennett
The Bridge: Behind the Scenes at Chelsea (1998) with Jon Nicholson
If You're Second You Are Nothing: Ferguson and Shankly (2006)
As Ghost Writer:

Stan: Tackling My Demons by Stan Collymore (2004)
Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Holt"

Unbiased reporting on Stephen Hunt then...

[gazzer, loyal royal]

this guy is a complete twat,

i don't remember a two footed tackle on the mascot, unless the corner flag is our mascot, what a sloppy piece of journalism

Hunty is a great lad, with no bad intentions. He fails to mention how Hunty conducted himself in the incident with Gillespie. what a prick this guy is

[Dangerous]

Worth copying before it gets edited!

Awards
In 2005 he first won the Sports liar of the Year at the British Press Awards, and subsequently won this award again at the British Press Awards 2006. He has been nominated for the Hob Nob Anyone? Tosser of the year award 2007. He is single handedly guaranteeing that the Daily Mirror will not sell another copy within the Thames Valley area.

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[edit] Bibliography
Behind the Beastiality Scenes with Spacey (1995) with Chris Bennett
The Bridge: Behind the Scenes at CheLOLsea (1998) with Jon Nicholson
If You're Second You Are Nothing: Ferguson and Shankly (2006)
Stephen Hunt - Satan in a Hooped Shirt with Jose Mouriniho (2007)
As Ghost Writer:

Stan: Tackling My Demons by Stan Collymore (2004)
Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Holt"

[Mad Dog's Ghost]

Looking at his bibliography, there's a pattern emerging about his pieces.

Did anyone see his big exclusive about six months ago about Stan Collymore making a comeback in the Premiership? Still waiting for that one to come true, Oliver.

[Forbury Lion]

Wilkenpedia has been reset.

[Big Dan]

his main story that day was that football is racist because there are no black managers in the premiership.

how about gay managers?how many of them are there?is he a homophobe?

he also wants kieron dyer in the england team and also joey barton to be given a chance and international level too.

joey barton?seems a nice sensible level headed lad.

muppet

[When Hicks went up...]

I couldn't help but smile reading that pile of excrement from Holt.

It reminded me of Murts scoring THAT penalty last year, and the fact that while every other member of the Reading team absolutely pummeled Kingsley, Hunty completely mistimed his jump and went sailing over the top into the advertising boards...

[Stooper]

I'm Oliver Holt

[When Hicks went up...]

I'm Oliver Holt

I'M Oliver Holt

[Forbury Lion]

his main story that day was that football is racist because there are no black managers in the premiership.

He may have a point as there are no asian, chinese, red indian or eskimo managers either.

[Jackson Corner]

At least we know who is behind the death threats now. I'm sure he is delighted to hear the news Sonks is out for the rest of the season. I can see the headline now "justice for Carlo"

[Vision]

his main story that day was that football is racist because there are no black managers in the premiership.

He may have a point as there are no asian, chinese, red indian or eskimo managers either.

How many black editors has the Daily Mirror had?

[RoyalBlue]

Has he got an entry on Friends Reunited yet?

Yes, it's where I got the information from. Oliver Holt is not a common name so easy to spot the 'journalist working in London and missing the North' entry

Shame. I was hoping we could do an entry for him.

If he's missing the North so much, why doesn't he sod off back there!

[Kitsonista]

his main story that day was that football is racist because there are no black managers in the premiership.

He may have a point as there are no asian, chinese, red indian or eskimo managers either.

Actually it's Native American, as they are neither Red nor Indian.