Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Biscuit_Boy » 02 Feb 2013 17:25

Yes, and probably the greatest man that will ever live.

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by LoyalRoyal22 » 02 Feb 2013 17:27

Jimmy Kebe a RFC Legend.

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by BKRoyale » 02 Feb 2013 19:17

Stuka I just want to give myself a pat on the back for starting this thread two years ago today.


Congrats!

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by The Real Sandhurst Royal » 02 Feb 2013 19:20

Have a good night out on the town Jimmy you deserve it. Two great goals with a superb defensive performance to go with em.

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by Rex » 02 Feb 2013 19:56

The town will be cordoned off and cleared for jimmy. As he walks down the empty streets the traffic lights will phase to green. Trees will come into leaf and the sun will shine at night in ding. He's god like that.


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by AthleticoSpizz » 02 Feb 2013 20:00

royalexile The town will be cordoned off and cleared for jimmy. As he walks down the empty streets the traffic lights will phase to green. Trees will come into leaf and the sun will shine at night in ding. He's god like that.
Now you are taking the rise! This is RBC's roadways, even GOD couldn't reason with them

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by 2.8 lita injection » 02 Feb 2013 20:04

AthleticoSpizz
royalexile The town will be cordoned off and cleared for jimmy. As he walks down the empty streets the traffic lights will phase to green. Trees will come into leaf and the sun will shine at night in ding. He's god like that.
Now you are taking the rise! This is RBC's roadways, even GOD couldn't reason with them


That is why it happened, Jimmy is on a different level. In 100 years their will be religions named after him.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by paultheroyal » 02 Feb 2013 21:17

How good are the Mali wingers for Kebe not to get a call up?

Having said that, Mali have just qualified for Semi of African Nations.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by SCIAG » 02 Feb 2013 22:09

Jimmy Kebe is not the greatest man that every lived. Jimmy Kebe is not a man, but a highly sophisticated robot created by combining the footballing ability of Maradona, Ronaldo and Little, and the spirit and generosity of Jesus, Gandhi and Mother Theresa, with a bit of Bruce Wayne thrown in for good measure.


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by AthleticoSpizz » 02 Feb 2013 22:12

SCIAG Jimmy Kebe is not the greatest man that every lived. Jimmy Kebe is not a man, but a highly sophisticated robot created by combining the footballing ability of Madonna, Ronald Reagan and Sid Little, and the spirit and generosity of Jesus, Gandhi and Mother Theresa, with a bit of John Wayne thrown in for good measure.
sorry had a Platypus moment

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Rex » 02 Feb 2013 22:21

paultheroyal How good are the Mali wingers for Kebe not to get a call up?

Having said that, Mali have just qualified for Semi of African Nations.

Kebe would have given them a full hard on. He's that good.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Royal Ginger » 03 Feb 2013 01:10

It was nice of him to let the rest of the team play. He could have done it all himself of course.

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by The Cube » 03 Feb 2013 09:09

BBC website:

84:50 Goal - Jimmy Kebe - Reading 2 - 1 Sunderland
Jimmy Kebe finds the back of the net with a headed goal from close range. Reading 2-1 Sunderland.

84:50 Assist on the goal came from Jimmy Kebe.


He took the free-kick from near the corner-flag, sprinted to the far post and headed it in.


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by Stuka » 03 Feb 2013 09:24

The Cube BBC website:

84:50 Goal - Jimmy Kebe - Reading 2 - 1 Sunderland
Jimmy Kebe finds the back of the net with a headed goal from close range. Reading 2-1 Sunderland.

84:50 Assist on the goal came from Jimmy Kebe.


He took the free-kick from near the corner-flag, sprinted to the far post and headed it in.


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by The Real Sandhurst Royal » 03 Feb 2013 09:30

BBC website:

84:50 Goal - Jimmy Kebe - Reading 2 - 1 Sunderland
Jimmy Kebe finds the back of the net with a headed goal from close range. Reading 2-1 Sunderland.

84:50 Assist on the goal came from Jimmy Kebe.


The cube wrote: He took the free-kick from near the corner-flag, sprinted to the far post and headed it in.


Utter brilliance, he has super powers to transform himself from one location on the pitch to another long may it continue.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Platypuss » 03 Feb 2013 10:12

He really has been working on his heading.

He's gone from this:



To this:


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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Franchise FC » 03 Feb 2013 10:40

Thise seriously older Nobbers will remember that we used to have two Dennis Butler's.

Amazingly, we managed to get two Jimmy Kebe's.

The one we signed last time we were in the Prem - the one that didn't know what his legs were going to do from one second to the next.

And then we sign his namesake, the World Player of the Year in-waiting

Is he the greatest man that ever lived ?

Yes - by a country mile 8)

Where do you think Beckham got the charidee idea from ?

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by paultheroyal » 03 Feb 2013 10:45

Looking at that pic and previous ones to of fans in the north stand they are a emotionless lot with no anticipation of the action! Well done to the woman though putting her mittens to her mouth!! Good anticipation!

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by Royalwaster » 03 Feb 2013 11:50

paultheroyal Looking at that pic and previous ones to of fans in the north stand they are a emotionless lot with no anticipation of the action! Well done to the woman though putting her mittens to her mouth!! Good anticipation!


I love crowd pics ...

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Horsham Royal » 03 Feb 2013 12:17

paultheroyal Looking at that pic and previous ones to of fans in the north stand they are a emotionless lot with no anticipation of the action! Well done to the woman though putting her mittens to her mouth!! Good anticipation!

I'm not so sure - a fair few of them have got their mouths half open in awe at the Kebe - transfixed by the sheer elegance of his leap, they are powerless to move.

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