Hunt Hunt, Wherever you may be.

[Uncle Andy]

Can't believe that following their other rant that nobody has suggested the late great Elm Park classic:

YOU'RE GOING HOME IN A BERKSHIRE AMBULANCE (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)

There is also,

Do do do,
He's Ibrahima Sonko,
Do do do,
He's 6ft fcuking 4,
Do do do,
He's Ibrahima Sonko,
Do do do,
He put Carlo on the floor

Finally - sorry to be picky but as co-author of the song the correct words are:

Hunt Hunt wherever you may be,
We don't give a fcuk if you drop your knee,
It could be Cech or Cudicini,
Next time they'll bring a third goalie

[Winchester Royal]

Finally - sorry to be picky but as co-author of the song the correct words are:

Hunt Hunt wherever you may be,
We don't give a fcuk if you drop your knee,
It could be Cech or Cudicini,
Next time they'll bring a third goalie

No it isn't, H&Ps version is correct.

[When Hicks went up...]

Finally - sorry to be picky but as co-author of the song the correct words are:

Hunt Hunt wherever you may be,
We don't give a fcuk if you drop your knee,
It could be Cech or Cudicini,
Next time they'll bring a third goalie

No it isn't, H&Ps version is correct.

Either way, I'm loving the fact that it took more than one person to write it!

[Don Finch]

Stephen Hunt, Stephen Hunt
Stephen Stephen Hunt
He could fall down or [He could trip up]
And break your crown [and f u c k you up]
Stephen Stephen Hunt

[Farnborough Royal]

Like it

[Gordons Cumming]

Move on...............Steve Hunt has..........or is trying to.................

[Huntley & Palmer]

Do do do,
He's Ibrahima Sonko,
Do do do,
He's 6ft fcuking 4,
Do do do,
He's Ibrahima Sonko,
Do do do,
He put Carlo on the floor

In a childish kind of way, I will lay claims to that song. Penned by myself post Fulham away

[sheshnu]

I invented all the songs before any of you were even born. That means I know all the words better and I'm better at singing them than all of you.

[Adz1871]

Cech has got his hat on,
Hip Hip Hip Hip Hooray,
Cech has got his hat on,
And he's coming out to play

[Minesapint]

Cech has got his hat on,
Hip Hip Hip Hip Hooray,
Cech has got his hat on,
And he's coming out to play

Made me

[Katie Marsden]

Hunt Hunt will fracture your skull... again.

To 'Love will tear us apart'

As long as Cech wears that ridiculous helmet he deserves all the abuse in the world. If he's fit then fine, let him play. If he's not and has to wear a helmet then he shouldn't be on the pitch.

[.:BigDaveInTheDungeon:.]

Cech has got his hat on,
Hip Hip Hip Hip Hooray,
Cech has got his hat on,
And he's coming out to play

nice one, should the chelsea game not be made a theme day perhaps. head guards are only about £20.

[Adz1871]

Cech has got his hat on,
Hip Hip Hip Hip Hooray,
Cech has got his hat on,
And he's coming out to play

nice one, should the chelsea game not be made a theme day perhaps. head guards are only about £20.

£20 for 1 hour, 30mins of football

[.:BigDaveInTheDungeon:.]

take up kick boxing or some other martial art then and you'll have a use for it.

[Minesapint]

Or you could become a professional Petr Cech impersonator.

[Row Z Royal]

Hunt Hunt will fracture your skull... again.

You evil bastard

[joe999]

I really fancy the siren. If everyone could just make exactly the same noise it would just piss them fof no end. We need SOMETHING, cos just say if we dont piss em off til they just wanna go home, then we lose, were gonna really regret it, and tbh, I cant think of anything better than a siren.

And in response to the post about the scorecards... the scorecards were mine, and we didnt mention them on here cos really we wanted it to be somethin people didnt know about. Particularly if any chelsea scum came on here.

[Compo's Hat]

Cech has got his hat on,
Hip Hip Hip Hip Hooray,
Cech has got his hat on,
And he's coming out to play

GENIUS!


Petr, how's your head?
Petr, Petr, how's your head?

That would really wind them up!

[seahawk10]

Not sure if this song makes it over to England every Christmas. Just the chorus would be sung at the Mad Stad. But I am including the rest of my 'song'.

To Grandma got ran over by a reindeer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPaGQEskSKM

chorus:
Peter got run over by our Hunty.
And his skull impacted with his knee.
You can say the playing fields not level.
But leave the job to us Reading FC.

Romans spending too much money.
And we begged Chelsea to stop.
But he refused to stem his spending.
So we went and gave his top keeper a pop.

When they rushed Cech to Royal Berkshire.
From the scene of the attack.
He had a kneeprint on his forehead.
Let's hope the Russian mob don't hit us back.

Peter got run over by our Hunty.
And his skull impacted with his knee.
You can say the playing fields not level.
But leave the job to us Reading FC.

So Chelsea's title hopes were squandered.
And we thought the job was done.
But we forgot about United.
And Ronaldo dives too much to do him one.

And then there's Liverpool and Arsenal.
We can't keep breaking keepers heads.
So just take out Cudicini.
Now their title hopes are truly dead.

Peter got run over by our Hunty.
And his skull impacted with his knee.
You can say the playing fields not level.
But leave the job to us Reading FC.

Coat got gone.

[When Hicks went up...]

Hunt Hunt will fracture your skull... again.

You evil bastard

I will be singing this!