Listen out for the Stevenage fans song 'I will follow him' it goes on and on and on! If you are going today you'll need to repeat your tactics used against the Stoke fans for their Delilah song.
In the meantime how about something like: Scottie Laird, was unprepared, for the fan that knocked him down, with a knick knack paddy wack gave his girl a bone, Reading fans are going home.