The 'Business Model' fans songbook

[Schards#2]

Lets have some songs for the fans that are more concerned with fiscal prudence than anything that happens on the pitch. I'll start you off..

Our balance sheet
(our balance sheet)
Is better than yours
(is better than yours)
Our balance sheet is better than yours
We're demonstraay ting fiscal prudence
Our balance sheet is better than yours

[Schards#2]

All we are saaaayyyying

Is fill the black hole

[Sarah Star]

I think that "you tax-dodging bastards you shouldn't be here" song sung to Portsmouth when they came to the Mad Stad desrves a mention in this thread

[Big Foot]

We're in the black, you're in the red

[Hampshire Royal]

or We'll be here next year, we'll be here next year - You won't.

[M-U-R-T-Y]

We've filled the black hole
We've filled the black hooooole
How good does it feel
To fill that black hole

[Bandini]

A song thread + a thread about the club's spending + a hint of I'm a better fan than you

This is very efficient nobbing.

[BR2]

To the tune of the popular "Our Garden shed......."
Our bank account
Is stronger than yours
Our bank account is stronger than yours.

[T.R.O.L.I.]

^ or credit rating.

[Z175]

v leicester... Who bought all the pies?!

[Avon Royal]

We sell on the left, we save on the riiiiiiigght.
Our balance sheet, makes your accountant look shite.

[Avon Royal]

He's here, he's there, he'll sell to a Billionaire,
Madejski, Madejski.

[Row Z Royal]

We've got loads of dough
We're nearly self-sustainable
Madejski wants his money back
We're heading for mid-table.

[floyd__streete]

Well run-run-run Reading
Well run-run-run Reading

[Jackson Corner]

We're in the black, We're in the black, your not, your not

[Jackson Corner]

After we lose 3-0 on Sat.

That's why we're in the black, that's why we're in the black.

[Jackson Corner]

I think that "you tax-dodging bastards you shouldn't be here" song sung to Portsmouth when they came to the Mad Stad desrves a mention in this thread

Should have been. We paid for your cup, we paid for your cup. you tax dodging pikeys we paid for your cup.

[bcubed]

For fans of operettas
to the tune of I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General

We’re very good at selling and we never spend an awful lot
We’d rather have the cheapest squad than anyone who’s got a shot
Our credit rating’s excellent; our balance sheet's sensational,
Our football style is 442, but generally it’s aerial
The chairman says we’re going up; a regular recurring theme
But the Premier League is far away a land of which we dream
And when others clubs have folded we’ll be afloat downstream
We are the very model of a frugal well run football team

[The Prisoner]

Well run....and we know we are
Well run....and we know we are
Well run....and we know we are
Well run....AND WE KNOW WEEEEEE ARE!!!!

Repeat ad infinitum

[YateleyRoyal]

For fans of operettas
to the tune of I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General

We’re very good at selling and we never spend an awful lot
We’d rather have the cheapest squad than anyone who’s got a shot
Our credit rating’s excellent; our balance sheet's sensational,
Our football style is 442, but generally it’s aerial
The chairman says we’re going up; a regular recurring theme
But the Premier League is far away a land of which we dream
And when others clubs have folded we’ll be afloat downstream
We are the very model of a frugal well run football team

Pure, unadulterated genius