Things No One Says - Reading FC

[AthleticoSpizz]

Win you say?

[SPARTA]

"Better get those tickets for Blackburn away next Tuesday - it might sell out"

"The Madejski Stadium catering staff are always very efficient"

"This Heineken is nice"

"The drummer really adds to the atmosphere"

"Reading look really dangerous going forward"

"Who the feck is Arthur Fondrelli?"

[Nameless]

I'm top of the prediction league a gain, picking Reading results is just too easy.....

[Maguire]

"Why don't they try a short corner more often?"

[Hopeful]

"Those long balls from the back are so annoying. Why can't we revert to the passing and keep ball strategy of Adkins and Rodgers that worked so well in the past"

[Forbury Lion]

"I feel so much safer knowing we're being protected by such highly trained professional stewards"

"I love the fact number 13 is still going strong, It's something that we'll never tire of"

"That STAR 13 banner is really cool, I think it's great the way they drag it round the ground over our heads instead of trusting us to pass it around like all the other clubs with banners"

"Hal Robson-Kanu gets my vote for player of the season"

"I can see us keeping a clean sheet today"

"I really miss Anton Zingaravich"

[GH Royal]

"I hope they keep the Mad Stad as an all seated stadium, sitting down and joining in with the occasional rhythmic clap is the stuff of dreams."

Oh wait, I think some people may actually agree with this one

[ladida_gunner_graham]

Without Mick Gooding's insights, I'm really not sure I'd know what to think.....

[ladida_gunner_graham]

Please don't take Queensly out into the car park and f***ing shoot her

[tidus_mi2]

Without Mick Gooding's insights, I'm really not sure I'd know what to think.....

"I think Tim Dellor is great, he bring great character to match commentaries and his anecdotes are always witty and insightful."

[No Fixed Abode]

That was an enjoyable match day experience. Lots of pubs to choose from and the stadium isn't in the arse end of nowhere.

[AthleticoSpizz]

2-0 down, that's it then.

[Nameless]

I'm fed up watching my local team, I'm going to go watch a club with a bit of class. Anyone know the number for the Stamford Bridge ticket office ?

[Silver Fox]

Team board posters are so witty

[blueroyals]

The Reading FC matchday experience does not make me cringe at all
The Reading FC goal music does not make me cringe at all
Playing shit 80s Neil Diamond music before the match does not make me cringe at all
A brass brand playing trumpet all game adds to the atmosphere
I'm glad we have two mascots, both male and female, because gender equality is really important to me as a football fan
'Back the boys' both before the first and second halves, does not make me cringe at all
The pre-game video, with multiple pre-planned pauses for a round of 'URZ' (which nobody does), does not make me cringe at all
Continuing to play shit 80s Neil Diamond whilst the players and referee are ready to start the game does not make me cringe at all (turn the oxf*rd music off)
'Sea of scarves' does not make me cringe at all

[Ouroboros]

Yes, but can he do it on a wet tuesday evening in Reading?

[Mr Angry]

Doesn't this thread qualify as a megathread and so should be deleted??

[tidus_mi2]

The Reading FC matchday experience does not make me cringe at all
The Reading FC goal music does not make me cringe at all
Playing shit 80s Neil Diamond music before the match does not make me cringe at all
A brass brand playing trumpet all game adds to the atmosphere
I'm glad we have two mascots, both male and female, because gender equality is really important to me as a football fan
'Back the boys' both before the first and second halves, does not make me cringe at all
The pre-game video, with multiple pre-planned pauses for a round of 'URZ' (which nobody does), does not make me cringe at all
Continuing to play shit 80s Neil Diamond whilst the players and referee are ready to start the game does not make me cringe at all (turn the oxf*rd music off)
'Sea of scarves' does not make me cringe at all

Ok so I get we're all just being sarcastic here but our fans make oxf*rd all noise as it is and you just pissed on every attempt the club has made to raise the atmosphere.

[Forbury Lion]

Doesn't this thread qualify as a megathread and so should be deleted??

If by mega you mean sh1t, then yes.

[RoyallyFcuked]

"At least we play decent football"