Fezza I've tried Joh Howell (although hold only the faintest of hopes that he'll even respond)!
"Dear John,
I hope this email finds you well and recovered from the party's turmoil over the previous few years.
I write a constituent and Reading FC fan to implore you to speak to the Secretary of State for Media, Culture and Sport on our behalf, about the plight our club finds itself in. As I'm sure you are aware our current owner, Dai Yongge, bought the club, with the EFL's permission, in 2017 (despite having failed in a bid for Hull in the years previous, due to the Premier League's view that he was unfit).
Since that point he has overseen an unprecedented decline in the club. Securing record points deductions, fines and embargoes in the process, as what look like it will become two relegations and, bluntly, the death of both the men and women's teams. Given his two previous clubs were both liquidated (Beijing Rehne and KSV Roeselare) and seemingly asset stripped, I have little faith that he will be able to (or has the will to) reverse our current trajectory - particularly in light of his own financial troubles in China.
Please urge your colleagues to intervene before the 7th oldest team in the country is lost, the EFL do not seem to have the ability / power to save us and protect such a valuable community asset for both Berkshire and South Oxfordshire."
I emailed John on Saturday morning and to be fair to his constituency office they replied on Monday.
Unfortunately, it was a response to say don’t worry the Tories are championing an independent football regulator.
Didn’t expect a decent response from one of the most inept MPs you can come across - but a shame they had no desire to show some genuine local compassion in the response.