Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

Will Ejaria resurrect before a takeover?

Ejaria will resurrect first
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A takeover will happen first
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52%
Ejaria will resurrect the very day of the takeover
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10%
Ejaria will resurrect on takeover day but freak out the new owner who will promptly leave
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3%
Ian Royal will takeover
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14%
Ian Royal will resurrect Ejaria only to kill him again himself
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21%
 
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Millsy
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Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by Millsy » 08 Nov 2023 14:16

There haven't been enough polls lately so....

We know that Ejaria (RIP) is dead but our excellent medical team is working round the clock to resurrect him because Azeez - hard has he has been trying - is not able to fill the No End Product hole on his own for too much longer.

We're also waiting for a takeover.

Which will happen first?

(Serious answers only please).

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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by blythspartan » 08 Nov 2023 14:22

100% takeover will happen first.

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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by South Coast Royal » 08 Nov 2023 14:23

A takeover will happen first followed by the appointment of a new manager.

The new manager will play Ejaria for 4 games as he thinks he will be able to succeed where others have failed and bring out the player that so many before feel exists.

The player then gets dropped/injured and spends the rest of the season in London seeing out his contract (it does expire in 2024 doesn't it?).

He then contacts the club to see if a Testimonial game is on offer, as long as he doesn't have to play.

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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by Brogue » 08 Nov 2023 14:39

i dont like him

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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by Mid Sussex Royal » 08 Nov 2023 14:47

Millsy There haven't been enough polls lately so....

We know that Ejaria (RIP) is dead but our excellent medical team is working round the clock to resurrect him because Azeez - hard has he has been trying - is not able to fill the No End Product hole on his own for too much longer.

We're also waiting for a takeover.

Which will happen first?

(Serious answers only please).


He's not with the medical team, he's fit to fully train.

With the U21's due to attitude issues and can't even get game time there.

I sincerely hope the take over happens first as can't see him being involved for the first team again.


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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by From Despair To Where? » 08 Nov 2023 14:49

Ejaria will regain fitness month before the end of the season but a month after we have been relegated.

He will play an absolute blinder in the last 4 games, giving enough of tantalising glimpse of what could have been to whoever is managing QPR that week, who will offer him a 3 year contract on £10k+ a week, telling his fanbase what a phenomenal talent he and how he can spearhead promotion challenge with his silky skills and snake hips.

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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by morganb » 08 Nov 2023 15:03

Ejaria is not the Messiah, he is (allegedly) a very naughty boy.

Expect him to play in the Easter Monday fixture

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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by Hound » 08 Nov 2023 15:09

Def not under Selles

Tbh be more interested in why Holmes isn’t involved now. Selles still holding a grudge/Holmes attitude or genuinely doesn’t think he’s good enough to be in the first team?

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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by Snowflake Royal » 08 Nov 2023 17:20

If by ressurect and kill, you mean I'll dig up, piss on, then re-bury. That one.


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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by Millsy » 08 Nov 2023 18:05

Too much information m9, your fantasies and fetishes are none of our business.

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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by Snowflake Royal » 08 Nov 2023 22:55

Millsy Too much information m9, your fantasies and fetishes are none of our business.

I could make them your business, big boy.

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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by Millsy » 09 Nov 2023 09:50

TBH he probably is the sort who believes being pissed on is effective protection against covid.

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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by Hound » 09 Nov 2023 10:11

Did Liam Moore ever find another club?


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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by Snowflake Royal » 09 Nov 2023 12:31

Hound Did Liam Moore ever find another club?

The Liam Moore who would walk into any Championship defence?

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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by Hound » 09 Nov 2023 12:37

Snowflake Royal
Hound Did Liam Moore ever find another club?

The Liam Moore who would walk into any Championship defence?


That’s the one. Only 30, loads of experience, fully fit afaik

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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by Snowflake Royal » 09 Nov 2023 12:38

Hound
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Hound Did Liam Moore ever find another club?

The Liam Moore who would walk into any Championship defence?


That’s the one. Only 30, loads of experience, fully fit afaik

Played no games this season for some reason and I can't find a club listed.

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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by Snowflake Royal » 09 Nov 2023 12:39

Maybe we should offer him a contract!

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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by Hound » 09 Nov 2023 13:49

Snowflake Royal Maybe we should offer him a contract!


4 years at 35k p/w?

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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by Snowflake Royal » 09 Nov 2023 17:39

Hound
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4 years at 35k p/w?

Bargain!!!

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Re: Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

by leon » 10 Nov 2023 09:01

Brogue i dont like him


No "In the trenches with Ovie Ejaria" doesn't really have the ring of reality.

At least with Hutchinson, Yiadom etc you'd expect a bit of moral fortitude and resilience. Ejaria just comes across as being a selfish lazy fcuk.

Who knows he might have mental health issues we aren't aware of.

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