Have your go at being ITK

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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by morganb » 25 Mar 2024 20:21

Don't worry - publicly it's all gone a bit quiet but my sources say that there is plenty going on behind the scenes. Hopefully all to be revealed soon...

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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by MartinRdg » 26 Mar 2024 10:10

morganb Don't worry - publicly it's all gone a bit quiet but my sources say that there is plenty going on behind the scenes. Hopefully all to be revealed soon...

Pretty realistic until I checked the title of the thread...

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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by Franchise FC » 26 Mar 2024 11:18

morganb Don't worry - publicly it's all gone a bit quiet but my sources say that there is plenty going on behind the scenes. Hopefully all to be revealed soon...

Don’t bet your shirts on it :wink:

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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by Greatwesternline » 26 Mar 2024 11:46

I was speaking to my work contacts at HMRC and they've said we paid the tax on time this month. They were able to tell me this because HMRC lets all members of staff no matter which team they work in have a look at any taxpayers records, at any time they want.

My contacts in DCMS told me Reading are being used as a test case for the new regulator, so we can actually expect the FitnPropa to be done really fast. They were able to tell me this because anyone who works at DCMS is able to read each others sharepoint docs so they did.

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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by blythspartan » 26 Mar 2024 11:48

I am hearing that Dai wants to convert the SCL into a dog racing track and a speedway stadium. Also , he’s planning to build a mini Las Vegas on the land around the stadium as he wants his own casino.


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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by Einstein agogo » 26 Mar 2024 12:02

It's crystal / painfully / obviously clear ,to all of us ITK that Robert Maxwell wants to merge us with Oxford United and call us the "Berksher Hunts Fc " any of you doubters will have eggs on your faeces ,this time next year :|

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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by Einstein agogo » 26 Mar 2024 12:04

Greatwesternline I was speaking to my work contacts at HMRC and they've said we paid the tax on time this month. They were able to tell me this because HMRC lets all members of staff no matter which team they work in have a look at any taxpayers records, at any time they want.

My contacts in DCMS told me Reading are being used as a test case for the new regulator, so we can actually expect the FitnPropa to be done really fast. They were able to tell me this because anyone who works at DCMS is able to read each others sharepoint docs so they did.

You may mock , but when I worked at the daily mail ,I had access to the electoral Roll DVD and I found out where Sol Campbell lived

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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by Snowflake Royal » 26 Mar 2024 12:22

Einstein agogo
Greatwesternline I was speaking to my work contacts at HMRC and they've said we paid the tax on time this month. They were able to tell me this because HMRC lets all members of staff no matter which team they work in have a look at any taxpayers records, at any time they want.

My contacts in DCMS told me Reading are being used as a test case for the new regulator, so we can actually expect the FitnPropa to be done really fast. They were able to tell me this because anyone who works at DCMS is able to read each others sharepoint docs so they did.

You may mock , but when I worked at the daily mail ,I had access to the electoral Roll DVD and I found out where Sol Campbell lived

I had access at the Pru, and the first thing I did was look up celebrity addresses.

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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by Forbury Lion » 26 Mar 2024 13:29

A source tells me they spoke to someone at the club who says they don't have a clue what's going on or even how to do their job in these circumstances, I think they said their source was someone called Dayong Pang.


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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by Forbury Lion » 26 Mar 2024 13:32

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Einstein agogo
Greatwesternline I was speaking to my work contacts at HMRC and they've said we paid the tax on time this month. They were able to tell me this because HMRC lets all members of staff no matter which team they work in have a look at any taxpayers records, at any time they want.

My contacts in DCMS told me Reading are being used as a test case for the new regulator, so we can actually expect the FitnPropa to be done really fast. They were able to tell me this because anyone who works at DCMS is able to read each others sharepoint docs so they did.

You may mock , but when I worked at the daily mail ,I had access to the electoral Roll DVD and I found out where Sol Campbell lived

I had access at the Pru, and the first thing I did was look up celebrity addresses.
I've never done anything like this, but did get a work email once with Kevin Doyle's phone number on. Made a point of not remembering it.

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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by blythspartan » 26 Mar 2024 14:03

Exclusivity announcement expected by 6pm today, or if not today tomorrow.

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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by Stranded » 26 Mar 2024 14:04

blythspartan Exclusivity announcement expected by 6pm today, or if not today tomorrow.


Wow - you are good.

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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by blythspartan » 26 Mar 2024 14:06

Stranded
blythspartan Exclusivity announcement expected by 6pm today, or if not today tomorrow.


Wow - you are good.


oxf*rd me, I just seen the tweet :lol:


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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by MartinRdg » 26 Mar 2024 14:17

I understand from a club source that exclusivity may be as soon as this week

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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by morganb » 26 Mar 2024 14:31

morganb Don't worry - publicly it's all gone a bit quiet but my sources say that there is plenty going on behind the scenes. Hopefully all to be revealed soon...


When you know, you know - posted yesterday evening

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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by Sutekh » 26 Mar 2024 14:58

I understand that there are several sources on this very thread trying to be funny.

Exclusivity will be signed by 31st December 2025.

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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by Millsy » 26 Mar 2024 15:00

Millsy I don't put rumours up.

On Mondya I had a sensible friend who is connected with a bunch of players and staff tell me he got a message from someone (I didnt ask who) that there's going to be an official announcement within 48hours about exclusivity/takeover. I considered putting it up but there's too much of this crap going on at the moment so I thought better of it thankfully.

When we finally get a takeover though in a few months time I reserve the right to signpost people to the above and claim I was in the know all along.


See - told you!

Millsy officially ITK 8)

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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by MartinRdg » 26 Mar 2024 15:16

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Millsy I don't put rumours up.

On Mondya I had a sensible friend who is connected with a bunch of players and staff tell me he got a message from someone (I didnt ask who) that there's going to be an official announcement within 48hours about exclusivity/takeover. I considered putting it up but there's too much of this crap going on at the moment so I thought better of it thankfully.

When we finally get a takeover though in a few months time I reserve the right to signpost people to the above and claim I was in the know all along.


See - told you!

Millsy officially ITK 8)


But it's been more than 72 hours!

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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by morganb » 26 Mar 2024 15:46

Just realised I wrote this too...

morganb According to my sources, we don't need to worry about a thing because every little thing is going to be alright.

Exclusivity will be announced in the near future and apparently the new owners are rich and from somewhere overseas. All our financial worries will be over and we will be able to issue new long term contracts to the players.



Being ITK is quite easy isn't it?

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Re: Have your go at being ITK

by WestYorksRoyal » 26 Mar 2024 15:48

If John Percy's article is correct, the agreement was reached last week and not a single ITK knew about it :lol:

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