Songs for tonight

[Garry Mann]

Is that all you take away
Your support is flipping poo
You dirty Northern bar stewards
You eat pies, you are fat, LOL @ you

Any more?

[Alan Partridge]

6-2, we beat the scum 6-2

[PlasticRoyale]

Come in a taxi, did you come in a taxi

Who is the wakner in the {insert colour}

[Nezhen]

You can shove your Wigan pier up your arse! etc etc.

You've got no history, you've got no history etc. etc (as in F*ck off Mourinho chant)

Both to the tune of London Bridge:

Caleb Folans falling down, falling down,falling down, Caleb Folan's falling down, down with Wigan.

Caleb Folan is a Freak, is a freak, is a freak, Caleb Folan is a freak, Circus Freak at Wigan !

To the tune of lord of the dance:

Heskey, wherever he may be, can't score a goal for a halfpenny,
He's an unfit brute, can't pass or head or shoot.
Costing Whelan a lot, he's become a total flop !

or as part of the Lee McCulloch growing vitriol (to the tune of David Kitson, what a bargain what a bargain) how about:

Lee McCulloch, what a w*nker, what a w*nker !

Those would be my choices for tonight's songsheet !

[RobRoyal]

To the tune of lord of the dance:

Heskey, wherever he may be, can't score a goal for a halfpenny,
He's an unfit brute, can't pass or head or shoot.
Costing Whelan a lot, he's become a total flop !

Yeah, proper smart considering he scored the winner against us last time...

[Patch]

If you put as much effort into supporting Reading as you put into having a go at the opposing fans the Mad would be a better place for it.

[Harold]

oh ah, oh ah you should be a Wiganer

[Huntley & Palmer]

Shit ground no fans
What's it like to see a crowd

[Alan Partridge]

Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap,

Reading

That sounds brill if only we had a drummer then it would really boom around the ground.

[Harold]

Divers, divers....

[EASTENDER MARKY]

5-1, even Heskey scored,
5-1, even Heskey scored...

[Don Finch]

Let's just hope the songs are better than the ones at the Burnley game.

A big LOL @ "your support is fi'ng sh1t"

I wonder how many east stand twerps would have gone all the way back to Burnley midweek after having the saturday match cancelled - freakin' twerps.

Songs for tonight:

So please don't take my Reading away, la la la laaa laa

We're Reading, We're Reading, we shop at Reading Bedding/we'll kick your f'ing head in

I used to work in Newbury in a department store

Hey Jude

Wigan's going down like a Russian submarine, a Russian submarine, a Russian submarine

Super Stevie Sidwell

Shane Long, he's only got one song, he's only got one song, he's only got one song.

James Harper my lord

[blue_army1871]

Shit ground no fans
What's it like to see a crowd

Like it

[EASTENDER MARKY]

I used to work in Newbury in a department store

Remind me of the words again?

[BenReadingFC]

Is this the tune to it

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WDnUOCGKJfw

I used to work in Newbury in a department store

Remind me of the words again?

[Don Finch]

I used to work in Newbury in a department store

Remind me of the words again?

I can only remember a couple of verses...

I used to work in Newbury in a department store,
I used to work in Newbury in a department store,
A woman came in for meat, what meat do you want I said?
Bangers she said, so bang her I did and I don't work there no more.

I used to work in Newbury in a department store,
I used to work in Newbury in a department store,
A woman came in for shoes, what shoes do you want I said?
Slippers she said, so slipper her I did and I don't work there no more.

[Don Finch]

Is this the tune to it

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WDnUOCGKJfw

Maybe I've got it wrong then!?!?

edit: Oh, you said 'is this the tune'

I don't think so, well not the way I've sung it, I don't know what actual tune it mimics unfortunately.

[From Despair To Where?]

"The Warriors are shit, but they're better than you".


I've always been struck by Wiganers being somewhat unevolved, you know, stooped gait, slanted forehead, knuckles scaping on the ground, rudimentary verbal communication, so how about

"Darwin found the link, on a trip to Wigan, Darwin found the missing link, on a trip to Wigan"

[BenReadingFC]

I have no idea whether you right or wrong.
I just thought that it fitted in with the "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar" bit of the track

Is this the tune to it

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WDnUOCGKJfw

Maybe I've got it wrong then!?!?