NEWSFLASH: Twin Strikers on the way.............

[Sir Dodger Royal]

Brenda Dodger is now under instructions from the Madman to sell Simon (no goals) Church to Liverpool as Roy Evans thinks he has great potential.

Brenda (do as I'm told) Dodger has identified these two alert looking strikers as replacements to make it happen at the Madhouse.

The tight fisted old Chairman has now reduced the pay for all stewards at RFC plus he has taken away their FREE DRINKS PASS but has stated that Brenda must sell first before he can have the £1050 required for these two hairy creatures to grace the green green grass of the Madhouse.

Yesterday the Royals passed the ball beautifully in their own half sideways, back back backwards and side side sideways again but then the half time whistle blew before they had time for a shot on target.

In the second half the same team minus Kanu but plus Shane Long gripped SDR with passing the ball side side side sideways and then back back back backwards before the full time whistle blew. Again without any real direct attempt to trouble the Forest goalkeeper.

However my media chum Tony Cottee was later to be heard to say that RFC had one or two shots on goal? He too like SDR was too mesmerised with the side side sideways and back back back backwards passing that he wasn't quite sure.

However Brenda Dodger was impressed and assurred Reading FC fans that is fantastic and what a great privilege it is to allow the Madman to cream off the dosh and spout b****c*s about RFC being serious about reclaiming their right to Premiership Football. He was enthrilled so what a great performance his boys delivered!

Emmmm SDR was obviously at the wrong stadium but is looking foward to the signing of Edna and Cybil from Compare the meerkat.com/strikers.

You know it makes sense. SDR is spot on as usual. Incidentally should I book an appointment for Roy Evans at Specsavers?

[LoyalRoyal22]

No. Your Boring.

[West Stand Flash]

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[West Stand Flash]

As funny as how his post is written, he still hits the nail on the head.

[RobRoyale]

Brenda Dodger is now under instructions from the Madman to sell Simon (no goals) Church to Liverpool as Roy Evans thinks he has great potential.

Brenda (do as I'm told) Dodger has identified these two alert looking strikers as replacements to make it happen at the Madhouse.

The tight fisted old Chairman has now reduced the pay for all stewards at RFC plus he has taken away their FREE DRINKS PASS but has stated that Brenda must sell first before he can have the £1050 required for these two hairy creatures to grace the green green grass of the Madhouse.

Yesterday the Royals passed the ball beautifully in their own half sideways, back back backwards and side side sideways again but then the half time whistle blew before they had time for a shot on target.

In the second half the same team minus Kanu but plus Shane Long gripped SDR with passing the ball side side side sideways and then back back back backwards before the full time whistle blew. Again without any real direct attempt to trouble the Forest goalkeeper.

However my media chum Tony Cottee was later to be heard to say that RFC had one or two shots on goal? He too like SDR was too mesmerised with the side side sideways and back back back backwards passing that he wasn't quite sure.

However Brenda Dodger was impressed and assurred Reading FC fans that is fantastic and what a great privilege it is to allow the Madman to cream off the dosh and spout b****c*s about RFC being serious about reclaiming their right to Premiership Football. He was enthrilled so what a great performance his boys delivered!

Emmmm SDR was obviously at the wrong stadium but is looking foward to the signing of Edna and Cybil from Compare the meerkat.com/strikers.

You know it makes sense. SDR is spot on as usual. Incidentally should I book an appointment for Roy Evans at Specsavers?

[Dr Hfuhruhurr]

Brenda Dodger is now under instructions from the Madman to sell Simon (no goals) Church to Liverpool as Roy Evans thinks he has great potential.

Brenda (do as I'm told) Dodger has identified these two alert looking strikers as replacements to make it happen at the Madhouse.

The tight fisted old Chairman has now reduced the pay for all stewards at RFC plus he has taken away their FREE DRINKS PASS but has stated that Brenda must sell first before he can have the £1050 required for these two hairy creatures to grace the green green grass of the Madhouse.

Yesterday the Royals passed the ball beautifully in their own half sideways, back back backwards and side side sideways again but then the half time whistle blew before they had time for a shot on target.

In the second half the same team minus Kanu but plus Shane Long gripped SDR with passing the ball side side side sideways and then back back back backwards before the full time whistle blew. Again without any real direct attempt to trouble the Forest goalkeeper.

However my media chum Tony Cottee was later to be heard to say that RFC had one or two shots on goal? He too like SDR was too mesmerised with the side side sideways and back back back backwards passing that he wasn't quite sure.

However Brenda Dodger was impressed and assurred Reading FC fans that is fantastic and what a great privilege it is to allow the Madman to cream off the dosh and spout b****c*s about RFC being serious about reclaiming their right to Premiership Football. He was enthrilled so what a great performance his boys delivered!

Emmmm SDR was obviously at the wrong stadium but is looking foward to the signing of Edna and Cybil from Compare the meerkat.com/strikers.

You know it makes sense. SDR is spot on as usual. Incidentally should I book an appointment for Roy Evans at Specsavers?

Oh dear..
.....and so much effort as well.

[Barry the bird boggler]

I shudder to think how much time you wasted thinking up that spiel after you came across the picture on google. Now please go away.

[sandman]

YAWN. I hear you used to be the top wind-up merchant here. I really don't understand why judging by the posts I've seen. Must do better. 2/10

[Royal Rother]

Don't worry, as soon as we score a couple of goals he'll disappear for another season.

Brenda Dodger - how feeble is that?

[Sir Dodger Royal]

Hello little RTG people. How are you in the declining and I mean declining world of Reading FC?

Boys,I stress that you need to understand the real facts that Dodger is always right and will always know best. You are not in the same league and Dodger is Champion and will ship you lot out without a moments hesitation. Get Real or you will Get Dodgered.

It is as simple as that and SDR has his finger on the pulse where as most RTGs on this site are blind to reality.

Mark my words as soon as Dodger has spoken even the Madman's dust on his wallet starts trembling with fear.

He understands the power that Sir Dodger Royals has and the crowds at the Madhouse will dwindle as soon as Dodger gives the word.

The Madman can't bribe Dodger with FREE pizzas. Act now and get a striker or two in because I shan't ask you twice. You know it makes senseeeeeeeeee

[sandman]

Hello little RTG people. How are you in the declining and I mean declining world of Reading FC?

Boys,I stress that you need to understand the real facts that Dodger is always right and will always know best. You are not in the same league and Dodger is Champion and will ship you lot out without a moments hesitation. Get Real or you will Get Dodgered.

It is as simple as that and SDR has his finger on the pulse where as most RTGs on this site are blind to reality.

Mark my words as soon as Dodger has spoken even the Madman's dust on his wallet starts trembling with fear.

He understands the power that Sir Dodger Royals has and the crowds at the Madhouse will dwindle as soon as Dodger gives the word.

The Madman can't bribe Dodger with FREE pizzas. Act now and get a striker or two in because I shan't ask you twice. You know it makes senseeeeeeeeee

uh huh whatever you say 1/10

[ankeny]

Brenda Dodger is now under instructions from the Madman to sell Simon (no goals) Church to Liverpool as Roy Evans thinks he has great potential.

Brenda (do as I'm told) Dodger has identified these two alert looking strikers as replacements to make it happen at the Madhouse.

The tight fisted old Chairman has now reduced the pay for all stewards at RFC plus he has taken away their FREE DRINKS PASS but has stated that Brenda must sell first before he can have the £1050 required for these two hairy creatures to grace the green green grass of the Madhouse.

Yesterday the Royals passed the ball beautifully in their own half sideways, back back backwards and side side sideways again but then the half time whistle blew before they had time for a shot on target.

In the second half the same team minus Kanu but plus Shane Long gripped SDR with passing the ball side side side sideways and then back back back backwards before the full time whistle blew. Again without any real direct attempt to trouble the Forest goalkeeper.

However my media chum Tony Cottee was later to be heard to say that RFC had one or two shots on goal? He too like SDR was too mesmerised with the side side sideways and back back back backwards passing that he wasn't quite sure.

However Brenda Dodger was impressed and assurred Reading FC fans that is fantastic and what a great privilege it is to allow the Madman to cream off the dosh and spout b****c*s about RFC being serious about reclaiming their right to Premiership Football. He was enthrilled so what a great performance his boys delivered!

Emmmm SDR was obviously at the wrong stadium but is looking foward to the signing of Edna and Cybil from Compare the meerkat.com/strikers.

You know it makes sense. SDR is spot on as usual. Incidentally should I book an appointment for Roy Evans at Specsavers?

Nice one SDR and spot on,oh the irony,lost on some of this lot though.We need a striker and mad wont pay the money,end of.

[sandman]

Not deluded as to the facts, just think the wind-up material is poor.

[firstdivision]

Welcome back, I had wondered where the spot on egotistical ramblings had gone, but welcome the grammatically correct style of posting. The self delusion is still there, but I am sure there are people working on that for you.

Now lets get back to reality. We do need another striker and pretty quickly. Who do your media chums tip for the job?

[SLAMMED]

What a load of bollocks.

[The Rouge]

What a massive penis.

[Once were Biscuitmen]

Wow, bit of a play from the past.

Make sure you don't mix up a SDR post with a Thou Voice one this time mind.

[Deathy]

Nice post SDR. Should post more! Better than the usual inane repetitive bullshit on here.

[Gav]

Last time he was here, there was no ignore button.

Now there is.

Sorted.

[Platypuss]

Nice post SDR. Should post more! Better than the usual inane repetitive bullshit on here.

Well, marginally better than yours, anyway.