by Sir Dodger Royal » 09 Aug 2009 09:27
by LoyalRoyal22 » 09 Aug 2009 09:33
by West Stand Flash » 09 Aug 2009 09:34
by West Stand Flash » 09 Aug 2009 09:35
by RobRoyale » 09 Aug 2009 09:37
Sir Dodger Royal
Brenda Dodger is now under instructions from the Madman to sell Simon (no goals) Church to Liverpool as Roy Evans thinks he has great potential.
Brenda (do as I'm told) Dodger has identified these two alert looking strikers as replacements to make it happen at the Madhouse.
The tight fisted old Chairman has now reduced the pay for all stewards at RFC plus he has taken away their FREE DRINKS PASS but has stated that Brenda must sell first before he can have the £1050 required for these two hairy creatures to grace the green green grass of the Madhouse.
Yesterday the Royals passed the ball beautifully in their own half sideways, back back backwards and side side sideways again but then the half time whistle blew before they had time for a shot on target.
In the second half the same team minus Kanu but plus Shane Long gripped SDR with passing the ball side side side sideways and then back back back backwards before the full time whistle blew. Again without any real direct attempt to trouble the Forest goalkeeper.
However my media chum Tony Cottee was later to be heard to say that RFC had one or two shots on goal? He too like SDR was too mesmerised with the side side sideways and back back back backwards passing that he wasn't quite sure.
However Brenda Dodger was impressed and assurred Reading FC fans that is fantastic and what a great privilege it is to allow the Madman to cream off the dosh and spout b****c*s about RFC being serious about reclaiming their right to Premiership Football. He was enthrilled so what a great performance his boys delivered!
Emmmm SDR was obviously at the wrong stadium but is looking foward to the signing of Edna and Cybil from Compare the meerkat.com/strikers.
You know it makes sense. SDR is spot on as usual. Incidentally should I book an appointment for Roy Evans at Specsavers?
by Dr Hfuhruhurr » 09 Aug 2009 09:58
Sir Dodger Royal
Brenda Dodger is now under instructions from the Madman to sell Simon (no goals) Church to Liverpool as Roy Evans thinks he has great potential.
Brenda (do as I'm told) Dodger has identified these two alert looking strikers as replacements to make it happen at the Madhouse.
The tight fisted old Chairman has now reduced the pay for all stewards at RFC plus he has taken away their FREE DRINKS PASS but has stated that Brenda must sell first before he can have the £1050 required for these two hairy creatures to grace the green green grass of the Madhouse.
Yesterday the Royals passed the ball beautifully in their own half sideways, back back backwards and side side sideways again but then the half time whistle blew before they had time for a shot on target.
In the second half the same team minus Kanu but plus Shane Long gripped SDR with passing the ball side side side sideways and then back back back backwards before the full time whistle blew. Again without any real direct attempt to trouble the Forest goalkeeper.
However my media chum Tony Cottee was later to be heard to say that RFC had one or two shots on goal? He too like SDR was too mesmerised with the side side sideways and back back back backwards passing that he wasn't quite sure.
However Brenda Dodger was impressed and assurred Reading FC fans that is fantastic and what a great privilege it is to allow the Madman to cream off the dosh and spout b****c*s about RFC being serious about reclaiming their right to Premiership Football. He was enthrilled so what a great performance his boys delivered!
Emmmm SDR was obviously at the wrong stadium but is looking foward to the signing of Edna and Cybil from Compare the meerkat.com/strikers.
You know it makes sense. SDR is spot on as usual. Incidentally should I book an appointment for Roy Evans at Specsavers?
by Barry the bird boggler » 09 Aug 2009 10:01
by sandman » 09 Aug 2009 10:05
by Royal Rother » 09 Aug 2009 10:18
by Sir Dodger Royal » 09 Aug 2009 10:34
by sandman » 09 Aug 2009 10:45
Sir Dodger Royal Hello little RTG people. How are you in the declining and I mean declining world of Reading FC?
Boys,I stress that you need to understand the real facts that Dodger is always right and will always know best. You are not in the same league and Dodger is Champion and will ship you lot out without a moments hesitation. Get Real or you will Get Dodgered.
It is as simple as that and SDR has his finger on the pulse where as most RTGs on this site are blind to reality.
Mark my words as soon as Dodger has spoken even the Madman's dust on his wallet starts trembling with fear.
He understands the power that Sir Dodger Royals has and the crowds at the Madhouse will dwindle as soon as Dodger gives the word.
The Madman can't bribe Dodger with FREE pizzas. Act now and get a striker or two in because I shan't ask you twice. You know it makes senseeeeeeeeee
by ankeny » 09 Aug 2009 11:02
Sir Dodger Royal
Brenda Dodger is now under instructions from the Madman to sell Simon (no goals) Church to Liverpool as Roy Evans thinks he has great potential.
Brenda (do as I'm told) Dodger has identified these two alert looking strikers as replacements to make it happen at the Madhouse.
The tight fisted old Chairman has now reduced the pay for all stewards at RFC plus he has taken away their FREE DRINKS PASS but has stated that Brenda must sell first before he can have the £1050 required for these two hairy creatures to grace the green green grass of the Madhouse.
Yesterday the Royals passed the ball beautifully in their own half sideways, back back backwards and side side sideways again but then the half time whistle blew before they had time for a shot on target.
In the second half the same team minus Kanu but plus Shane Long gripped SDR with passing the ball side side side sideways and then back back back backwards before the full time whistle blew. Again without any real direct attempt to trouble the Forest goalkeeper.
However my media chum Tony Cottee was later to be heard to say that RFC had one or two shots on goal? He too like SDR was too mesmerised with the side side sideways and back back back backwards passing that he wasn't quite sure.
However Brenda Dodger was impressed and assurred Reading FC fans that is fantastic and what a great privilege it is to allow the Madman to cream off the dosh and spout b****c*s about RFC being serious about reclaiming their right to Premiership Football. He was enthrilled so what a great performance his boys delivered!
Emmmm SDR was obviously at the wrong stadium but is looking foward to the signing of Edna and Cybil from Compare the meerkat.com/strikers.
You know it makes sense. SDR is spot on as usual. Incidentally should I book an appointment for Roy Evans at Specsavers?
by sandman » 09 Aug 2009 11:14
by firstdivision » 09 Aug 2009 11:14
by SLAMMED » 09 Aug 2009 11:17
by The Rouge » 09 Aug 2009 11:20
by Once were Biscuitmen » 09 Aug 2009 11:42
by Deathy » 09 Aug 2009 12:08
by Gav » 09 Aug 2009 12:16
by Platypuss » 09 Aug 2009 12:18
Deathy Nice post SDR. Should post more! Better than the usual inane repetitive bullshit on here.
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