Silly Rhymes for BBC Berks Presenters

[The 17 Bus]

Ollie Ollie

In the rain with no brolly

[Barry the bird boggler]

Tim Tim, ever so nice and not at all dim

[Barry the bird boggler]

Joel Joel has got a pet mole

[cheeryoleary]

Maggie Maggie

Works alongside that Baggie

[Royalshow]

dellor,dellor has been locked in the cellor

[Patch]

Andrew Peach on the phone
to David Mellor at his home,
Asks about his Chelsea Shirt,
a throw away line that seemed to hurt
Mellor spout five minutes of shite
Peachy's laughing half the night
Andrew Peach a bit of a Runt
David Mellor a f*ckin great c*nt

[Barry the bird boggler]

graham mckechnie, graham mckechnie
got the short straw with all that rugby

[cheeryoleary]

Susanne Courtney, Susanne Courtney,
Looks all inocent but I bet she's real dirty.

[Forbury Lion]

BBC Berks to sack all staff
Seriously, this isn't a laugh

All the presenters in need of a job
anything will do to earn a few bob

1 year later, Where's Tim Dellor?
Shelf stacker in a superstore

Where's the one we all knew as Joel?
still out of work and on the dole

What about Ollie, Is he in work?
Yes, chauffeur for Michael Buerk

What about those with names that don't rhyme?
At her majesties pleasure, all doing time.

[Barry the bird boggler]

Phil Kennedy, Phil Kennedy
The only word to rhyme seems to be remedy

[moo]

Graeme Murty, Graeme Murty

Oh my god, he's the wrong side of thirty

[Barry the bird boggler]

Henry Kelly Henry Kelly
Sounds a bit like that irish bloke that used to be on the telly

[Barry the bird boggler]

Maggie Philbin, Maggie Philbin
Not at all married to Keith Chegwin