LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by No Fixed Abode » 12 May 2014 19:59

No Fixed Abode Luckily got myself one of these at Anfield the other week against Chelsea.




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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by Mr.Swainey » 12 May 2014 20:36

Changing teams again I see :lol:

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by Ian Royal » 12 May 2014 21:38

You wouldn't be surprised if Kes had printed that himself and posed someone outside his mum's place to take the photo of him 'buying' it.

Actually, him coming clean having done it would probably be the funniest thing he's ever posted.

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by genome » 12 May 2014 22:52

He put it on backwards as well

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by Victor Meldrew » 13 May 2014 19:31

retro_royal I'm sure KoS will be back once he's wiped his tears away claiming it was a fantastic season and that they are more than happy with second.


I would expect him to be a lot happier than a bunch of expensive losers who haven't qualified for any European club competition this season.
Presumably we can now accuse you of living off past glories?


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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by Victor Meldrew » 13 May 2014 19:38

Have we established that retro and Kes are the Cameron and Clegg of the General football board?
Retro is the tosser Cameron (all mouth and no trousers) and Kes his lapdog creeping immediately behind him to post once his master has spoken.
I know that boy/ boy relationships are now legal put please chaps put some distance between you on this site-it's so cringeingly naff and real supporters of your clubs actually detest each other let alone agree with each other the moment the other one posts.

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by No Fixed Abode » 13 May 2014 19:48

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retro_royal I'm sure KoS will be back once he's wiped his tears away claiming it was a fantastic season and that they are more than happy with second.


I would expect him to be a lot happier than a bunch of expensive losers


Assuming you're talking about Liverpool? Bigger spenders (3rd biggest ever in the Prem) than United in the Premier League era and nowhere near the trophy haul....

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by No Fixed Abode » 13 May 2014 19:52

Victor Meldrew Have we established that retro and Kes are the Cameron and Clegg of the General football board?
Retro is the tosser Cameron (all mouth and no trousers) and Kes his lapdog creeping immediately behind him to post once his master has spoken.
I know that boy/ boy relationships are now legal put please chaps put some distance between you on this site-it's so cringeingly naff and real supporters of your clubs actually detest each other let alone agree with each other the moment the other one posts.



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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by SPARTA » 13 May 2014 19:54

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retro_royal I'm sure KoS will be back once he's wiped his tears away claiming it was a fantastic season and that they are more than happy with second.


I would expect him to be a lot happier than a bunch of expensive losers


Assuming you're talking about Liverpool? Bigger spenders (3rd biggest ever in the Prem) than United in the Premier League era and nowhere near the trophy haul....


Remind us how much money Chelsea have spent in Abramovich's rein, and what you've got for it? And then look at Liverpool's rich history and accept Chelsea, no matter how much money they have (for now), will never be as successful. Chelsea will always be a bang average Premier League club; without the Russian's money they'd still be struggling to fill Stamford Bridge and hoping for the odd FA Cup final.


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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by soggy biscuit » 13 May 2014 20:11

Quote fail > PL fail

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by No Fixed Abode » 13 May 2014 20:11

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I would expect him to be a lot happier than a bunch of expensive losers


Assuming you're talking about Liverpool? Bigger spenders (3rd biggest ever in the Prem) than United in the Premier League era and nowhere near the trophy haul....


Remind us how much money Chelsea have spent in Abramovich's rein, and what you've got for it? And then look at Liverpool's rich history and accept Chelsea, no matter how much money they have (for now), will never be as successful. Chelsea will always be a bang average Premier League club; without the Russian's money they'd still be struggling to fill Stamford Bridge and hoping for the odd FA Cup final.



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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by Silver Fox » 13 May 2014 20:13

Can't this battle of incredibly weak bantz be suspended until next season at least?

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by BR2 » 14 May 2014 12:16

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"Why Kes is the most obsessed football follower in England" could be the next article.
You have now posted the same article under two different topics-that doesn't add a jot to it's credibility.
As suggested on a number of occasions you really ought to see somebody about your psychological problem-you might even find that you will enjoy life and become normal, e.g get a bird, get married, have kids....................no, on second thoughts forget the last bit as even if a child were a girl Kes would still call her, John Frank Ashley Roman Jose Edin Obi etc. etc.which would be most unfair.
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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by stealthpapes » 14 May 2014 12:27

Victor Meldrew Have we established that retro and Kes are the Cameron and Clegg of the General football board?
Retro is the tosser Cameron (all mouth and no trousers) and Kes his lapdog creeping immediately behind him to post once his master has spoken.
I know that boy/ boy relationships are now legal put please chaps put some distance between you on this site-it's so cringeingly naff and real supporters of your clubs actually detest each other let alone agree with each other the moment the other one posts.


WUT.

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by stealthpapes » 14 May 2014 12:28

soggy biscuit Quote fail > PL fail


This.

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by stealthpapes » 14 May 2014 12:29

Silver Fox Can't this battle of incredibly weak bantz be suspended until next season at least?


Whoever wins, we lose.

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by No Fixed Abode » 14 May 2014 13:09

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"Why Kes is the most obsessed football follower in England" could be the next article.
You have now posted the same article under two different topics-that doesn't add a jot to it's credibility.
As suggested on a number of occasions you really ought to see somebody about your psychological problem-you might even find that you will enjoy life and become normal, e.g get a bird, get married, have kids....................no, on second thoughts forget the last bit as even if a child were a girl Kes would still call her, John Frank Ashley Roman Jose Edin Obi etc. etc.which would be most unfair.


And imagine getting so rattLOLed about football that you try and resort to personal insults. :lol: Psychological problems indeed.

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by Whatevs » 14 May 2014 13:12

Victor, you'll need to come up with a "MELTDOWN" like meme if you're to stand any chance m8. I can't see reason and logic being enough

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by stealthpapes » 14 May 2014 13:18

Prize for the Cameron-Clegg one and managing to be homophobic in it as well. Awesome stuff.

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