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Re: ArsenaLOL

by stealthpapes » 12 Mar 2014 13:12

This seems too sane to be worth considering

Frankly, Mediawatch is bloody tired of the Ozil bulls**t that has sweated its way through the second half of the season. What is it about the English press that causes them to jump at the idea that a foreign player's poor form is due to mental weakness? Ozil just doesn't match up to our brave lions John Terry and Frank Lampard, who were part of the England team that was embarrassed by Arsenal's shrinking violet and his German teammates in Bloemfontein in 2010.

The Ozil 'conundrum' is pretty bloody obvious, to the extent that it exacerbates the tedium of every single redundant column written about his lack of fight. With certain players in the team - remember Aaron Ramsey and Theo Walcott? - he has more opportunity to excel and demonstrate his exceptional range of passing. When he is able to play in the centre with runners from midfield (Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain in recent weeks) he can perform to the best of his ability, as his display against Everton proved.

A final point - the fact that Arsenal are in the middle of yet another injury crisis has meant that Ozil has been forced to play almost every game (and frequently out of position) - something he is simply not used to following three years at Real Madrid. He is exhausted, even more so than Mediawatch after having to read yet more dribbling bumfarts about the playmaker's predicament.

The press are looking for a scapegoat to explain Arsenal's drop in form, when the reality is that they are enjoying their best season in years. And, if anyone is to blame for the Gunners not being able to compete at the elite level, it is surely Arsene Wenger, who failed to strengthen the squad adequately in the summer and again in January. The Ozil angle is simply too easy and too f**king obvious. But don't let that stop you, fellas.

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Re: ArsenaLOL

by SLAMMED » 12 Mar 2014 21:25

Since Arsene Wenger last won a trophy at Arsenal, Every single one of the 91 English league clubs have changed their manager.

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by TBM » 12 Mar 2014 21:31

SLAMMED Since Arsene Wenger last won a trophy at Arsenal, Every single one of the 91 English league clubs have changed their manager.


Chelsea still have the same manager

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Re: ArsenaLOL

by No Fixed Abode » 13 Mar 2014 10:26

TBM
SLAMMED Since Arsene Wenger last won a trophy at Arsenal, Every single one of the 91 English league clubs have changed their manager.


Chelsea still have the same manager


Yep.

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by Ouroboros » 13 Mar 2014 10:45

Only because he couldn't get a better job.


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by 6ft Kerplunk » 13 Mar 2014 11:02

Ouroboros Only because he couldn't keep a better job.

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by soggy biscuit » 13 Mar 2014 12:23

Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner has been accused of threatening a taxi driver and going “berserk” on a drunken night out in Copenhagen on Tuesday night.

While his Gunners teammates were in action against European champions Bayern Munich in the Champions League, the striker reportedly “ran amok” in the Danish capital’s trendy Norrebro district, allegedly threatening the taxi driver before unbuttoning his trousers and rubbing against the side of the car.

The 26-year-old also reportedly whipped the taxi with his belt and told its driver, “I will f*** you” as well as calling him a “little bitch”.


The reports, carried this morning in Danish tabloid BT, reveals that the cab driver concerned called the police about the bizarre incident, and claimed:

“I have had drunk passengers in my car for 25 years and I have never seen anything like it.”


lol

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Re: ArsenaLOL

by Pepe the Horseman » 22 Mar 2014 15:45

Erm, bump :?

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Re: ArsenaLOL

by LUX » 22 Mar 2014 19:00

Purring football.

The Cup is more their level, the good teams are all out.


That said, come on Wigan, please please please.


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Re: ArsenaLOL

by YateleyRoyal » 25 Mar 2014 09:51

Neither Gibbs or Oxlade-Chamberlain to serve a ban. Great stuff.

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by TBM » 25 Mar 2014 09:59

YateleyRoyal Neither Gibbs or Oxlade-Chamberlain to serve a ban. Great stuff.


Right decision too....cos it was never a red card. The ball wasn't going in and you can't be sent off for intent...

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by soggy biscuit » 25 Mar 2014 10:01

YateleyRoyal Neither Gibbs or Oxlade-Chamberlain to serve a ban. Great stuff.


A victory for common sense

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by Silver Fox » 25 Mar 2014 11:22

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YateleyRoyal Neither Gibbs or Oxlade-Chamberlain to serve a ban. Great stuff.


Right decision too....cos it was never a red card. The ball wasn't going in and you can't be sent off for intent...


As I said at the time


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Re: ArsenaLOL

by LUX » 26 Mar 2014 08:56

played Swansea.

It'd be fantastic if Everton did catch Arsenal for fourth, after all the hype in the first few months of the season.

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Re: ArsenaLOL

by LUX » 26 Mar 2014 08:59

Royal Rother They accumulated more points than anyone else in the 2nd half of last season and have started off in similar vein - real title contenders.

Lux, Spacey and retro will be enjoying it.



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Re: ArsenaLOL

by Big Foot » 26 Mar 2014 13:24

http://www.theladbible.com/articles/pau ... k-wilshere

Agree with Scholes a lot here

Bang on when he says that Wilshere doesn't look any better now than when he did aged 17

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by genome » 26 Mar 2014 13:33



Bloody hell :shock:

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Re: ArsenaLOL

by Bandini » 26 Mar 2014 15:08

Am I being massively stupid or wouldn't they play a minimum of 6 games a season against the top 4? Or are those just away games?

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Re: ArsenaLOL

by TBM » 26 Mar 2014 15:24

Bandini Am I being massively stupid or wouldn't they play a minimum of 6 games a season against the top 4? Or are those just away games?


Just away games.....think this was displayed after the Chelsea game

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Re: ArsenaLOL

by melonhead » 26 Mar 2014 16:27

Big Foot http://www.theladbible.com/articles/paul-scholes-launches-heavy-criticism-on-jack-wilshere

Agree with Scholes a lot here

Bang on when he says that Wilshere doesn't look any better now than when he did aged 17



scholes as good a pundit as he was a baller.


more of that sort of thing please.

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