The footballer gets arrested thread

[Orion1871]

Fluminese star Felipe Melo is warned by Argentine police for imitating a chicken against River Plate.

[SouthDownsRoyal]

Fluminese star Felipe Melo is warned by Argentine police for imitating a chicken against River Plate.

Was he arrested?

[Pepe the Horseman]

Fluminese star Felipe Melo is warned by Argentine police for imitating a chicken against River Plate.

Was he arrested?

Just fined a poultry amount.

[South Coast Royal]

Fluminese star Felipe Melo is warned by Argentine police for imitating a chicken against River Plate.

Was he arrested?

Just fined a poultry amount.

The police just chickened out.

[LUX]

Fluminese star Felipe Melo is warned by Argentine police for imitating a chicken against River Plate.

Was he arrested?

Just fined a poultry amount.

Chicken feed.

[Jinx]

Was he arrested?

Just fined a poultry amount.

Chicken feed.

Was he suspected of fowl play?

[SouthDownsRoyal]

Just fined a poultry amount.

Chicken feed.

Was he suspected of fowl play?

I’m sure the police were kept abreast of the goings on.

[Royality creeps In]

Chicken feed.

Was he suspected of fowl play?

I’m sure the police were kept abreast of the goings on.

Up before the Beak at 12 'O' Cluck I heard

[Sutekh]

Was he suspected of fowl play?

I’m sure the police were kept abreast of the goings on.

Up before the Beak at 12 'O' Cluck I heard

Cluckng hell

[genome]

Quincy Promes gets 18 months

[Winston Biscuit]

Fleetwood Town owner jailed for 13 years for fraud and money laundering

[Pepe the Horseman]

Benjamin Mendy found not guilty

[tidus_mi2]

Benjamin Mendy found not guilty

Less than 2% of rape accusations result in a conviction, it's a notoriously difficult crime to prove to the satisfaction of the law, so I don't think anyone should be celebrating for Mendy or demanding apologies from the women.

[Royal Rother]

Benjamin Mendy found not guilty

Less than 2% of rape accusations result in a conviction, it's a notoriously difficult crime to prove to the satisfaction of the law, so I don't think anyone should be celebrating for Mendy or demanding apologies from the women.

Well yes, but the conviction rate for those getting to court is circa 70%.

[Brogue]

Charges dropped for Giggs. No retrial

[Pepe the Horseman]

Marcus Maddison threw cheesy chips at a 60 year old woman, then broke her nose with one punch.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... 505167.amp

[AthleticoSpizz]

Whattacnut, and a decent Non-League thread crossover

[Winston Biscuit]

Marcus Maddison threw cheesy chips at a 60 year old woman, then broke her nose with one punch.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... 505167.amp

sentenced to 20 months in prison

3am, drunk, started telling a a 60 year old woman who was outside a takeaway with her daughter that she was a fat slag and then started throwing his chips at her. He falls over as he is so drunk, gets up, punches her so hard he breaks her jaw in multiple places and she has permanent nerve damage. Police were called and he ran away

[Pepe the Horseman]

Marcus Maddison threw cheesy chips at a 60 year old woman, then broke her nose with one punch.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... 505167.amp

sentenced to 20 months in prison

3am, drunk, started telling a a 60 year old woman who was outside a takeaway with her daughter that she was a fat slag and then started throwing his chips at her. He falls over as he is so drunk, gets up, punches her so hard he breaks her jaw in multiple places and she has permanent nerve damage. Police were called and he ran away

At least he'll fit in with all those tattoos.

[Zammo]

It's always the ones you least expect