The official Champions League 2011-2012 thread

[soggy biscuit]

Last season, Chelsea earned the most of any club in Europe from the market pool - £23 million.

still LOLing at this

[PieEater]

In Munich on Tuesday I had warmed up and was ready to play.

"This is not the right time to get into specific details as to why this did not happen.

Yeah right, specific details might actually indicate that you didn't want to play. Why hold a post match interview and via a translator and say "that your head wasn't right" FFS.

It's too late m8, the horse has well and truly bolted from the barn and any City fans with any sense will now hate you.

[FiNeRaIn]

He's a repulsive reptile, he really is. Does he really think anyone is going to fall for his silly excuses? You refused to play, now you see the whole of football condemning you for the scum you are, here comes the excuses.

Let him rot in the reserves city ffs.

[M-U-R-T-Y]

LOL, this is precisely the time to give specific details!

[T.R.O.L.I.]

^ LOL

More LOLz on the team board of you lot moaning and wanting McDonut out, then you win 3-2

If you can show me a post where I wanted "McDonut" out then fine - until then you can keep your " " to yourself, gr8 m8.

[No Fixed Abode]

Wasn't it you that started the "Long - time for a change" thread?

[T.R.O.L.I.]

Yeah - and at the time (after a sequence of 5 completed games) it was a valid call.

You managed to make yourself look a plank in the space of 30 minutes.

[M-U-R-T-Y]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-15093522

Limavady United offer to take Carlos Tevez on loan

[SouthDownsRoyal]

Wasn't it you that started the "Long - time for a change" thread?

moment for T.R.O.L.I

[Toon Toon Blue army]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-15093522

Limavady United offer to take Carlos Tevez on loan

This is just strange. Sort of reminds me of declaring your interest in Ronaldinho when you're managing Stalybridge Celtic on Football Manager 2005.

[T.R.O.L.I.]

Wasn't it you that started the "Long - time for a change" thread?

moment for T.R.O.L.I

Again - nope. Valid point at the time that I was proved wrong on (a fact that I accept). Not embarrassed that I posted it in the first place though.

[Big Foot]

He's a repulsive reptile, he really is. Does he really think anyone is going to fall for his silly excuses? You refused to play, now you see the whole of football condemning you for the scum you are, here comes the excuses.

Let him rot in the reserves city ffs.

City don't have a reserve team

[blindedbythelights]

45_MBalotelli Mario Balotelli
#FIFA12 Achievement Unlocked; bring Carlos Tevez on as a substitute without causing a scene.

/dead

[M-U-R-T-Y]

Balotelli's twitter is a great read.

Some choice tweets:

45_MBalotelli Mario Balotelli
This game could have done with some Mario Intervention, shame that.

45_MBalotelli Mario Balotelli
#SackTevez

45_MBalotelli Mario Balotelli
I can't wait for Lescott & Ribery to catch sight of eachother later; I can see a tearful embrace, followed by "I thought I was the only one"

45_MBalotelli Mario Balotelli
Not showering for the entire duration of our time in Germany. I've heard what these buggers are like.

[roadrunner]

Balotelli's twitter is a great read.

Some choice tweets:

45_MBalotelli Mario Balotelli
This game could have done with some Mario Intervention, shame that.

45_MBalotelli Mario Balotelli
#SackTevez

45_MBalotelli Mario Balotelli
I can't wait for Lescott & Ribery to catch sight of eachother later; I can see a tearful embrace, followed by "I thought I was the only one"

45_MBalotelli Mario Balotelli
Not showering for the entire duration of our time in Germany. I've heard what these buggers are like.

That actually his twitter? If so, LOL.

[M-U-R-T-Y]

I dunno. Reading more, it does seem a bit fake, but it's still lulzworthy.

[cmonurz]

Balotelli's twitter is a great read.

Some choice tweets:

45_MBalotelli Mario Balotelli
This game could have done with some Mario Intervention, shame that.

45_MBalotelli Mario Balotelli
#SackTevez

45_MBalotelli Mario Balotelli
I can't wait for Lescott & Ribery to catch sight of eachother later; I can see a tearful embrace, followed by "I thought I was the only one"

45_MBalotelli Mario Balotelli
Not showering for the entire duration of our time in Germany. I've heard what these buggers are like.

That actually his twitter? If so, LOL.

You utter moron.

[rfcjoe]

Ofcourse it's fucking fake you absolute helms

[T.R.O.L.I.]

at anyone thinking that's real!

[M-U-R-T-Y]

This is my favourite fake twitter:

http://twitter.com/#!/thebig_sam