Rumour: Emile Heskey

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Re: Speculation - Emile Heskey

by melonhead » 09 May 2012 09:33

like we are too big for emile heskey you bunch of clowns

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Re: Speculation - Emile Heskey

by Norfolk Royal » 09 May 2012 10:36

If we sign Heskey I'm tearing up my metaphorical season ticket.

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Re: Rumour: Emile Heskey

by USA_Loyal_Royal » 17 Jul 2012 20:14

god please no. he would be the ONE person i would be extremely disappointed in bm and nh if we signed him.

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Re: Rumour: Emile Heskey

by Blakey's Right Peg » 17 Jul 2012 20:17

A poor man's Eric Obinna Chukwunyelu


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Re: Rumour: Emile Heskey

by USA_Loyal_Royal » 17 Jul 2012 20:20

church>heskey.

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Re: Rumour: Emile Heskey

by Royal Ginger » 17 Jul 2012 20:34

AZ brings his boots along>Heskey

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by windermere_royal » 17 Jul 2012 20:53

stop it..please :shock:

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Re: Rumour: Emile Heskey

by Royal Ginger » 17 Jul 2012 21:24

I think there's room for one more, any takers?


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Re: Rumour: Emile Heskey

by TBM » 17 Jul 2012 23:47

I would cream my pants if Heskey signs

Let it happen Anton, let it happen

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Re: Rumour: Emile Heskey

by USA_Loyal_Royal » 18 Jul 2012 02:04

TBM I would cream my pants if Heskey signs

Let it happen Anton, let it happen



really bro? come on. i truly hope that was sarcasm.

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Re: Rumour: Emile Heskey

by TBM » 18 Jul 2012 07:59

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Re: Rumour: Emile Heskey

by pearcetom » 18 Jul 2012 09:40

since kebe is more of a footballer rather than comedian these days, I would happily take heskey just to keep me entertained on those cold winter nights!


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Re: Rumour: Emile Heskey

by southbank1871 » 18 Jul 2012 10:02

I’d probably take the opinions of pretty much every player who’s ever played with Heskey, over most of the clueless chumps on here, so I personally think it would be a decent signing.

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Re: Rumour: Emile Heskey

by Simon's Church » 18 Jul 2012 10:08

Heskey > Roberts

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Re: Rumour: Emile Heskey

by bracksroyal10 » 18 Jul 2012 10:14

If we sign Heskey we quickly become the laughing stock of the Premier League. Realistically he isn't going to do anything productive and his best days are long behind him. Would be better off in the championship with Steve Bruce at Hull as rumoured.

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Re: Rumour: Emile Heskey

by Pool and Darts » 18 Jul 2012 10:23

After his release from Aston villa, Emile Heskey went on a shooting spree in Birmingham.

No one was hurt.......

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Re: Rumour: Emile Heskey

by GSY-Royal » 12 Aug 2012 23:58

TheSiege The above post was meant to be humour!


Lol

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Re: Rumour: Emile Heskey

by robbieroyal » 13 Aug 2012 00:11

Blackpool offered him £90 per game! Shocker!!!

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Re: Rumour: Emile Heskey

by LightwaterRoyal » 13 Aug 2012 10:02

The man has played over 750 games and is one of the best support strikers the country has ever seen, a position by the way that Brian McDermott seems to favour. His experience would be priceless if we were trying to nurture our own big man, unfortunately the case is that we already have Roberts and Pogrebnyak both of whom are very similiar players, If either gets injured I will desperately want us to grab either Emile or Kevin Davies. The big man is so important especially in our formation.

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