The Reading4eva shoite rumours thread

[Reading4eva]

It is understood we are ready to make a massive bid for Flamengo Attacking Midfielder Adryan, who will warrant a bid of over £7Million to prise him away from the Brazilian Club.

With our rumoured Category 1 status, this is exciting. Especially as he has played 23 games for Flamengo in his first season and nabbed two goals.

[Harrydog]

he looks about 12

[Royalcop]

WPCBAP (Work permit could be a problem) - unless he has dual nationality.

[MouldyRoyal]

The other problem could also be that it is completely made up.

[YateleyRoyal]

What has us being Category One got to do with this? We wouldnt pay 7mil to stick someone in the academy.

[Cobi]

Someone plays too much FIFA!

[Elm Park Pasty]

Aren't you bored of this yet? More chance of us landing this lot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmzWzfd2WN0

[USA_Loyal_Royal]

If this rumor had come from anyone else I might believe it. I'd still love this signing to be true though.

[Lalala Rougier]

I was just wondering what pub you heard this rumour in this time? And if you could recommend a beer of choice for this establishment also?

[moonwalklikebas]

You really are a massive throbbing bellend

[theroyalbutler]

'Adryan Oliveira Tavares, or simply Adryan (born August 10, 1994 in Rio de Janeiro), is a Brazilian football Attacking midfielder who plays for Reading.'

Wikipedia's never wrong...

[Barry the bird boggler]

'Adryan Oliveira Tavares, or simply Adryan (born August 10, 1994 in Rio de Janeiro), is a Brazilian football Attacking midfielder who plays for Reading.'

Wikipedia's never wrong...

Whodunit?

[Agent Balti]

Hmm....I wonder who tweaked that Wiki entry???

[elman]

This entry is obviously false.Look at the dates he was with Reading FC.
These moronic children should have their toys taken away from the so as they cannot
corrupt web sites like wiki which a lot of people rely upon

[theroyalbutler]

Calm down.. It's clearly not true, but it makes a change to be able to get even remotely excited about potential stars. Until this year we've only been able to get hold of old freebies, so just enjoy the random rumours

[Pepe the Horseman]

This entry is obviously false

[windermere_royal]

This OP really should be humanely put down, it`s the same rubbish e4very time the window is open..i notice there is no reliable source this time.

[Unphased Royal]

Sees a new rumour thread, minor excitement, loads page, sees thread starter, goes back to the home page

[thirtyyarder]

I could say that Adryan is the new big thing in Flamengo and they will never let him go because the fans would go crazy.

I could say that Mano Menezes is constantly talking about Adyan and how important to the team he is therefore they will never let him go.

I could say that he has a big release clause in his contract, and I mean big, therefore....

I could also add that he isn't the right player to come to England at this stage of his development.

However it's all irrelevant as the thread was started by one of our resident idiots so never gonna happen anyway.

[akranes]

1. Look at OP
2. Cry
3. Leave thread, don't bless the thread with a comment.
4. Repeat.