Rumour - Theo Walcott

[Snowflake Royal]

Apart from the fact it makes our first choice strike partnership have a combined age of 68 and leaves us extremely vulnerable to age related injury and performance issues, this is probably the best we could do as an attacking signing.

It's just the chance of getting enough games out of the pair to make it worth it is worryingly low.

We're desperate for bodies, choice will be very limited, and somehow you're still not happy.

do I need to organise a party?

[From Despair To Where?]

As what is effectively a like for like swap for Ince, it's not too bad a signing.

[On Strings]

Apart from the fact it makes our first choice strike partnership have a combined age of 68 and leaves us extremely vulnerable to age related injury and performance issues, this is probably the best we could do as an attacking signing.

It's just the chance of getting enough games out of the pair to make it worth it is worryingly low.

We're desperate for bodies, choice will be very limited, and somehow you're still not happy.

do I need to organise a party?

I can't imagine many will be there, Trig.

[stealthpapes]

Apart from the fact it makes our first choice strike partnership have a combined age of 68 and leaves us extremely vulnerable to age related injury and performance issues, this is probably the best we could do as an attacking signing.

It's just the chance of getting enough games out of the pair to make it worth it is worryingly low.

We're desperate for bodies, choice will be very limited, and somehow you're still not happy.

do I need to organise a party?

[morganb]

There's currently a game of "Where's Theo" going on over on Twitter.

Andy Preston (local journalist) says he is training at Bearwood (alone?)

The Twitter Training Photo Analysts say there's a blurry photo of him in Spain

[NathStPaul]

I have seen some people trying to analyse the training photos. Deeply sad.

[blythspartan]

The photo of Walcott in Spain looks more like Liam Moore. I expect Dai wants to resign Moore, lol. I guess he could still be training with us to get himself fit.

[Wycombe Royal]

Didn't Walcott post a picture on his Instagram of him boarding an Easyjet flight? Or was that deemed as fake?

[blythspartan]

My mate sent me a photo he’d snipped but in all honesty it’s difficult to tell. I thought Liam Moore but until he’s announced I can’t really give a toss tbh.

[SouthDownsRoyal]

There's currently a game of "Where's Theo" going on over on Twitter.

Andy Preston (local journalist) says he is training at Bearwood (alone?)

The Twitter Training Photo Analysts say there's a blurry photo of him in Spain

Poor photographer taking blurry photos.

[SouthDownsRoyal]

Didn't Walcott post a picture on his Instagram of him boarding an Easyjet flight? Or was that deemed as fake?

EasyJet have a big route network, he might have been flying to Glasgow

[morganb]

Didn't Walcott post a picture on his Instagram of him boarding an Easyjet flight? Or was that deemed as fake?

EasyJet have a big route network, he might have been flying to Glasgow

That'll be on Twitter in a moment - Exclusive: Walcott to sign for Glasgow club after photographed boarding EasyJet flight

[Loafer]

CONFIRMED

https://twitter.com/ChrisWheatley/statu ... 5sjcA&s=08

[Stranded]

CONFIRMED

https://twitter.com/ChrisWheatley/statu ... 5sjcA&s=08

Nothing is confirmed until there is a photo of him looking confused holding up a scarf on Row 9 of the Easyjet flight from Alicante to Gatwick.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Didn't Walcott post a picture on his Instagram of him boarding an Easyjet flight? Or was that deemed as fake?

Looked pretty legit to me.

[Hendo]

Didn't Walcott post a picture on his Instagram of him boarding an Easyjet flight? Or was that deemed as fake?

Looked pretty legit to me.

[Hound]

CONFIRMED

https://twitter.com/ChrisWheatley/statu ... 5sjcA&s=08

Nothing is confirmed until there is a photo of him looking confused holding up a scarf on Row 9 of the Easyjet flight from Alicante to Gatwick.

Dunno, not that it needed confirming, but it confirms DD is a muppet

[Loafer]

CONFIRMED

https://twitter.com/ChrisWheatley/statu ... 5sjcA&s=08

Nothing is confirmed until there is a photo of him looking confused holding up a scarf on Row 9 of the Easyjet flight from Alicante to Gatwick.

Dunno, not that it needed confirming, but it confirms DD is a muppet

how am I a muppet? It is confirmed as per my twitter link

[katweslowski]

Nothing is confirmed until there is a photo of him looking confused holding up a scarf on Row 9 of the Easyjet flight from Alicante to Gatwick.

Dunno, not that it needed confirming, but it confirms DD is a muppet

how am I a muppet? It is confirmed as per my twitter link

Are you trolling or something?

The tweet says: "League One side Reading are set to sign Theo Walcott".

SET TO SIGN... there's nothing confirmed about it. It's not on the official site, he hasn't signed anything. It's like Wilder all over again.

[Loafer]

Dunno, not that it needed confirming, but it confirms DD is a muppet

how am I a muppet? It is confirmed as per my twitter link

Are you trolling or something?

The tweet says: "League One side Reading are set to sign Theo Walcott".

SET TO SIGN... there's nothing confirmed about it. It's not on the official site, he hasn't signed anything. It's like Wilder all over again.

SET TO SIGN = HE WILL SIGN

Fool