Chris Martin

[Brogue]

Rumoured

[genome]

Fcuk it, let's sign Adele next too

[Hendo]

Just hope we can get a tune out of these new signings.

[NathStPaul]

Shame we don't have Parachutes payments after relegation, could fund a lot of new signings.

[Brum Royal]

If he went to Oxford he could play in Yellow

[Sutekh]

Already have a load of paceless strikers, do we really need another?

[Brogue]

Already have a load of paceless strikers, do we really need another?

Not sure I know that song, link?

[genome]

Shame we don't have Parachutes payments after relegation, could fund a lot of new signings.

When he's starting against Barnsley away on a freezing weekday night, I imagine it will be a very cold play.

[From Despair To Where?]

Serious rush of blood to the head if we sign him

[Horsham Royal]

No longer attacks at the speed of sound but could still come up with some magic moments.

[blythspartan]

Don’t Panic about this potential signing.

[CountryRoyal]

Could probably do a job in league one but no thanks. Good thing it won’t happen, he doesn’t much like us. Think if he’d drop to league one he’d go back to Derby but they’re not convinced.

[NathStPaul]

Was that an album track?

[CountryRoyal]

Was that an album track?

Unreleased single. Wasn’t great.

[SCIAG]

He’s not getting any younger. The clock’s ticking.

[Sutekh]

I hear he parachutes into training and perhaps any permanent deal will see Violet Hill join the women's team.