Speculation - Voltz

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Re: Speculation - Voltz

by Dirk Gently » 10 Jul 2008 18:45

brendywendy you lot need to relax
try some meditation and chakra sounds

OHM..............


There may be quite a bit of resistance to that.

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Re: Speculation - Voltz

by Armadillo Roadkill » 10 Jul 2008 19:18

I'd be concerned, lest his perfromance went downhill as he starts to miss Germany more and more. He could get ohmsick.

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Re: Speculation - Voltz

by SCIAG » 10 Jul 2008 20:12

He's got more energy than a Duracell bunny.

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Re: Speculation - Voltz

by JimmytheJim » 10 Jul 2008 20:57

Watch him come to Reading, get promoted back to the Premier League at the first attempt, and really socket to the boys at Fulham who cut him adrift. Watt a good signing.

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Re: Speculation - Voltz

by Uke » 10 Jul 2008 21:57

Do we really need him to plug our gaps?

He has been known to consumer unit or two of Guinness.


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Re: Speculation - Voltz

by Norfolk Royal » 11 Jul 2008 09:19

He's a poor trainer as well. He only does short circuits.

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Re: Speculation - Voltz

by Sarah Star » 11 Jul 2008 09:22

Right, that's it. Get him in. His name alone is worth a thousand puns.

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Re: Speculation - Voltz

by Uke » 11 Jul 2008 09:24

Sarah Star Right, that's it. Get him in. His name alone is worth a thousand puns.


Its shocking that you didn't have a pun in your post!

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Re: Speculation - Voltz

by Einstein agogo » 11 Jul 2008 09:42

Has anyone mentioned that he is " ACDC"? :wink:


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Re: Speculation - Voltz

by Uke » 11 Jul 2008 09:44

Einstein agogo Has anyone mentioned that he is " ACDC"? :wink:


"I see" what you did there..

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Re: Speculation - Voltz

by Dirk Gently » 11 Jul 2008 09:59

Sarah Star Right, that's it. Get him in. His name alone is worth a thousand puns.


Real potential, you mean?

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Re: Speculation - Voltz

by Uke » 11 Jul 2008 10:05

He won't be leaving until his friends have settled their debts. He recently collected the money that Anne and Kath owed him.

The money is to pay for his sisters sex change, she's living and dresing as a man. He calls her his tranny sister.

Its also good to see a thread with some positive views after all the recent negativity

Volz can join the Q if his CV is good

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SPECULATION - Moritz Voltz

by Jez » 20 Aug 2008 12:43

Maybe a Dodd but the guy is only 25 has played 125 games at Prm level can cover either Full back positions and is apparently moving to Ipswich!!!
surely worth a bid!
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Re: SPECULATION - Maritz Voltz

by Platypuss » 20 Aug 2008 12:44

Would be a shocking signing.

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Re: SPECULATION - Maritz Voltz

by Vision » 20 Aug 2008 12:45

LDHCBAP

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Re: SPECULATION - Maritz Voltz

by Chuckle Brother » 20 Aug 2008 13:06

Vision LDHCBAP


Assuming you're referrering to an affection for pop starts popular in Germany, then +1.

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Re: SPECULATION - Moritz Voltz

by Ojc » 29 Aug 2008 14:03

Jez Maybe a Dodd but the guy is only 25 has played 125 games at Prm level can cover either Full back positions and is apparently moving to Ipswich!!!
surely worth a bid!


To late. Thank you and good night.

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Re: Speculation - Voltz

by georgerob » 29 Aug 2008 14:12

he's gone to ipswich on loan, i don't know why everyone had high hopes of us signing him :)

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Re: Speculation - Voltz

by Terry Tibbs » 29 Aug 2008 18:17


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Re: Speculation - Voltz

by brendywendy » 29 Aug 2008 18:17

Terry Tibbs http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11688_4061299,00.html
too late


as is your post

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