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[GreaterTorontoRoyal]

At least he hasn't raped anyone yet. Like that Reading Youth team player did with that 12 year old girl, then gets let off scott free.

he wasn't a reading youth team player when it happened!

Still educated by the Academy.

What about Graham Rix?

[3 veesinarow]

KA-POW!

[Simon's Church]

It was a great individual publicity stunt, nobody would have given a shit about the game if he'd just scored or missed normally. Instead he's being talked about in every paper today. Clever.

[who are ya?]

I doubt that very much. He thought he was offside and did a stupid turn with the ball, get over it. It's only because going to America is one big advert for the club and a money driven venture that he was subbed and the whole thing made to sound serious when really, it's not.

[No Fixed Abode]

he wasn't a reading youth team player when it happened!

Still educated by the Academy.

What about Graham Rix?

I'm pretty sure he wasn't educated at the Reading Academy.

[3 veesinarow]

No, but he's a kiddy-fiddler, not before or after his association with Chelsea, but convicted and banged up whilst employed as a coach at the mighty CFC...and handed his job back the day he was released. No shame from the club - happy to employ paedophiles.

[Maguire]

Funny though Mario is, you can't be fooking about like that in a match against another professional side. Mancini did the right thing.

[Terminal Boardom]

No, but he's a kiddy-fiddler, not before or after his association with Chelsea, but convicted and banged up whilst employed as a coach at the mighty CFC...and handed his job back the day he was released. No shame from the club - happy to employ paedophiles.

And he knew exactly what he was doing and how old she was. Fact!

[sandman]

Note to Mario - this is how to do it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAGneCBUwdo&feature=player_embedded

[FiNeRaIn]

Good finish, but not amazing like the title. Over-rated.

[RobRoyal]

I doubt that very much. He thought he was offside and did a stupid turn with the ball, get over it. It's only because going to America is one big advert for the club and a money driven venture that he was subbed and the whole thing made to sound serious when really, it's not.

There was a slightly whistle-like sound from the crowd as he goes through on goal, too. When he got hauled off he appeared to gesture as if he was blowing a whistle...

I have a little sympathy with the stupid, crazy bastard on this one.

[cmonurz]

No, but he's a kiddy-fiddler, not before or after his association with Chelsea, but convicted and banged up whilst employed as a coach at the mighty CFC...and handed his job back the day he was released. No shame from the club - happy to employ paedophiles.

And he knew exactly what he was doing and how old she was. Fact!

Well he's not a paedophile. Considering he was done for indecent assault its weird (although perhaps not unexpected) that it's the fact she was months underage that gets brought up again and again.

[Greatwesternline]

The guy is an absolute hero of mine, a real throw back to the old characters in the game. I never got to see Robin Friday but surely he is in the same mould as such heroes of the past.

Yesterdays celebration, just standing there with "Why always me?" just loved it, apparently he was driving round later hi fiving city fans in the city.

Not to mention his 25k in his passenger seat a while back, when the police asked him why he had it he said because i'm rich, many other ammusing stories, feel free to add them here...

[Royal With Cheese]

Let's not forget him setting fire to his house or the infamous "bib" incident that I've just youtube'd for the LOLz.

[papereyes]

Fireworks story is BRILLIANT

[Boyle the Royal]

The City fans have got a good song for him as well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-tagn3lB3I

[Barry the bird boggler]

why do we have two threads on balotelli?

[soggy biscuit]

In April it was reported that he had averaged 3 parking tickets a day since joining City.

The other week the Maserati misfired so he just abandoned it

LOL

[LWJ]

The City fans have got a good song for him as well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-tagn3lB3I

oxf*rd brilliant.

[TBM]

Fireworks story is BRILLIANT

quote it?!

only thing i can find are stories saying there was a blaze but he did not start it