Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

[Stuka]

Jimmy Kebe actually is God.

[rfc2001]

Jimmy is probably as confused as we are with the whole situation!

I only have love for the guy tbh. When I have spoken to him in reading on the few occasions he's softly spoken and polite. He acknowledges you when you call him or want a picture!!

Not only should jimmy get a statue, he should get a stand named after him! Jimmy Kebe end!!

[Wimb]

Jimmy is probably as confused as we are with the whole situation!

I only have love for the guy tbh. When I have spoken to him in reading on the few occasions he's softly spoken and polite. He acknowledges you when you call him or want a picture!!

Not only should jimmy get a statue, he should get a stand named after him! Jimmy Kebe end!!

How/why would he be confused

He's had contract offers that he's chosen to turn down... not quite sure what's confusing about that from his point of view.

[rfc2001]

Jimmy is probably as confused as we are with the whole situation!

I only have love for the guy tbh. When I have spoken to him in reading on the few occasions he's softly spoken and polite. He acknowledges you when you call him or want a picture!!

Not only should jimmy get a statue, he should get a stand named after him! Jimmy Kebe end!!

How/why would he be confused

He's had contract offers that he's chosen to turn down... not quite sure what's confusing about that from his point of view.

It's been stated that Reading offered him only a 2 year deal, when other players of the same age got a 3 year deal! Now they are offering him a 2 1/2 year deal. He's not sure why they have done that. Offer him the 3 or stick your guns and say 2 years only!

[Ian Royal]

It's called negotiation. And the club has said they'd offer him longer on less wages, or shorter on higher wages.

Presumably those getting three year deals were happy with the wages offered. Oh, and given it's six months later, 2.5 years now is equivalent to 3 years last summer.

[The Rouge]

My wife thinks he's good-looking, in a lanky, African, balding 'George Clooney' sort of a way.

Or because everyone else on the field is pretty unattractive

Don't pretend you wouldn't want Federici to cup your breasts wearing only his goalkeeper gloves, before elaborately diving on to the bed.

[Svlad Cjelli]

My wife thinks he's good-looking, in a lanky, African, balding 'George Clooney' sort of a way.

Or because everyone else on the field is pretty unattractive

Don't pretend you wouldn't want Federici to cup your breasts wearing only his goalkeeper gloves, before elaborately diving on to the bed.

I fear he might dive too late and the bed pass underneath him .....

[Ian Royal]

He'd definitely spend more time playing to the inevitable camera crew than seeing to the needs of Muddyfeet.

[melonhead]

can we please keep this thread for talking about the man, the god, the enigma that is jimmy kebe



kneel and tremble before him

[Vic_Flange]

No

[melonhead]

get out!

[Extended-Phenotype]

I must admit I wasn't always sold on the Jimmy, but after following his car home, hiding behind some bins and waiting for him to go to bed, then sneaking up to the bathroom window and chipping at the gap between the glass and frame, sliding out the glass, climbing in, sneaking up the stairs into his room, climbing softly into his bed and taking a deep breath of Kebe air before slowly lowering my balls onto his face, I kinda warmed to him.

He doesn’t like me though.

[melonhead]

[Stuka]

Would you allow Jimmy to sire your womenfolk?

[Handsome Man]

Would you allow Jimmy to sire your womenfolk?

It would be a miracle, but I am sure something similar has happened in the past.

[westongeezer]

I have heard him likened to Chuck Norris,but im not sure if thats taking things to the extreme.

[melonhead]

I have heard him likened to Chuck Norris,but im not sure if thats taking things to the extreme.

....All Peanuts have a jimmy kebe allergy

..jimmy kebe smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is jimmy kebes personal chef.

..When jimmy kebe went to Vegas, Sinatra sang "Your Way."

..Contrary to popular belief, jimmy kebe doesn't move at the speed of light, light moves at the speed of jimmy.

..jimmy kebe can cut a saw with a wood board.

.....jimmy kebe isnt afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of jimmy kebe




etc

[Stuka]

Jimmy Kebe's Code of Honour:

I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family.
I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness.
I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
I will always remain loyal to my God, my country, family and my friends.
I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.

[melonhead]

jimmy kebe can see clearly long before the rain is gone.


..Micheal Jackson can do the moonwalk on his feet. jimmy kebe can moonwalk with 1 finger

.....When Google can't find it, THEY KEBE IT

...jimmy kebe can speak braille

[melonhead]

jimmy kebe was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

..Black Holes cannot escape jimmy kebe
..Russians play jimmy kebe roullette
jimmy kebe doens't read books, he stares them down unil they tell him what he wans to know
...The reason it rains is jimmy kebe scared the clouds, and they wet themselves.