The 'If I ran the club....' Thread

[URZZZZZZZZ]

If you were in a position to directly affect RFC policy, what changes would you make to the current system in place. This whether it be ticketing, marketing, media, matchday experience, the whole lot really.

It's quite easy to notice a problem but I'd be interested to hear peoples opinions on how to rectify them.

Personally, I'd love to change the standard and delivery of the matchday food and drink sales. I think its shambolic, and we could definitely learn a thing or two from other clubs that I have visited. How would I change it? I'm not 100% sure Maybe we need a Jamie Oliver esc revamp of the whole system.

What do you reckon?

[who are ya?]

Serve beer that doesn't taste like bleach

[biscuitman]

Personally, I'd love to change the standard and delivery of the matchday food and drink sales. I think its shambolic, and we could definitely learn a thing or two from other clubs that I have visited. How would I change it? I'm not 100% sure Maybe we need a Jamie Oliver esc revamp of the whole system.

So Middle Class. Love it.

[Compo's Hat]

Have a Twitter and Facebook feed that doesn't look like i'm reading what a child has written.

[jimstaaa]

Have a Twitter and Facebook feed that doesn't look like i'm reading what a child has written.

Unfollow them both then!! Easy

[Blakey's Right Peg]

Have a Twitter and Facebook feed that doesn't look like i'm reading what a child has written.

Big +1

[Compo's Hat]

Did you even read the title of this thread?

[TheLawnMowerMan]

Serve beer that doesn't taste like bleach

East Stand
Only serve food outside and just serve quality beer.
Ale or lager, and how many of each should be the only questions.
£3 a pint - £5 for 2.
Sorted.

Waitrose people can sit in the West stand and worry about the food there.

[Mike Hunt]

Get rid of the goal celebration music and be a proper club like West Ham

[TheRoyalJoe]

Get rid of the goal celebration music and be a proper club like West Ham

Get bubble machines instead

[Silver Fox]

Bottled beer in the concourse a la Fulham

[Alan Partridge]

Ban the General public from attending
Sack the manager after every defeat
If the players hadn't done enough then give the big thumbs down and release the lions

[reading_fan]

People with more Royalty points getting ticket priority ahead of those who have bought a ST, as it was last year.

[Blakey's Right Peg]

Have a Twitter and Facebook feed that doesn't look like i'm reading what a child has written.

Fresh barnet for Joseph Mills - loads more pictures on our training gallery now http://rdng.co/M0RKfg #dreamboat

[royalZILLAAA]

Cheerleaders (as close to the charming ladies at Selhurst Park as we can muster).
Kiss-o-grams on the big screen.
Mobile hot dog vendors.
Drop ales, replace with WKD (in either 'Blue' flavour OR 'White' flavour).
All pre- and post-game music selected from a local Grime scene anthology.
Regulation chants to be composed by stadium management. Drum brigade to be taught new chants and set list.
No chanting non-regulation chants or chants out of their place in the set list.
Enforce a strict 'no wig-/jester hat-/novelty size foam hand-no entry' policy.

[URZZZZZZZZ]

People with more Royalty points getting ticket priority ahead of those who have bought a ST, as it was last year.

I'm pretty sure this is the case for next season.

[Wimb]

People with more Royalty points getting ticket priority ahead of those who have bought a ST, as it was last year.

I'm pretty sure this is the case for next season.

Well, it's both.

ST Status + Royalty Points, Then just Royalty Points

[Albert Spangler]

I'd shut down the Team Board, Club Policies and UR&G and ship all the mongs to the Royals Ron Day Voo dump.

[Simon's Church]

Cushions on seats, immediate bans for anyone caught standing during the game and more music during the match. e.g penalty music, corner music etc

[bloody Volvo driver]

Before kick off, count down from 10 to 1 like they did in the Euros