Build the worst Reading footballer

[Forbury Lion]

Mark Reilly's commitment to the club
Dean Morgan's Chavness
Martin William's sense of balance in the box
Darren Caskey's appetite
Stephen Hunt's hairstyle
Leroy Lita's sex video
Dave Kitson / Barry Hunter's attitude to drink driving
Andy Bernal's voyerism habbit

[Ascotexgunner]

Royston Drenthe's musical talent and physique

[Dick Habbin's hairdo]

Colin Baillie - just for the way he ran. Looked like he had a steel rod poked up his arse all the time.

[wiggso]

Shaun Goater's heading ability despite his height.

I'll raise you Carl Asaba

[Forbury Lion]

Matt Mills hand gesture
Phil Whitehead's reaction to the fans cheering when Marcus Hahnemann's name is called
Bobby Mikhalov's wig
James Harpers awareness and memory (at the final whistle he was unhappy as he thought we'd drew a game because he forgot about one of the goals we scored)
The 94/95 squad's Utophia chat up lines
Andy McLean/Byron Glasgow's drugs test results
Stephen Hunt's dress sense
Pavel Pogrebniak's salary (allegedly)

[Royalwaster]

Colin Baillie - just for the way he ran. Looked like he had a steel rod poked up his arse all the time.

Maybe a cross between him and Alex Pearce (runs like a duck) and Darius Henderson (the donkey) would work?

[double d]

Scott Davies - ability to just fall off the map completely and disappear

[Sutekh]

Scott Davies - ability to just fall off the map completely and disappear

Almost, he's now at Chelmsford I think.

[Forbury Lion]

Jason Roberts fuss about wearing a Keep Racism Out of Football T shirt
Stephen Hunt's ability to jump over a goalkeeper without fracturing his skull
Paul Brayson's goalscoring record
HRK's ability to convince manager he should start
Sammy Igoe's ability to be overshadowed by a match day mascot
Bas Savage's first touch (I recall Mr Angry quoting from a newspaper that said "his first touch was that of someone who viewed the ball as his mortal enemy" and "bambi on ice"