On StringsSnowflake Royal Apart from the fact it makes our first choice strike partnership have a combined age of 68 and leaves us extremely vulnerable to age related injury and performance issues, this is probably the best we could do as an attacking signing.
It's just the chance of getting enough games out of the pair to make it worth it is worryingly low.
We're desperate for bodies, choice will be very limited, and somehow you're still not happy.
do I need to organise a party?