We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BRO_BOT » 10 Apr 2025 15:28

Sutekh https://londonnewsonline.co.uk/sport/millwall-hit-with-fa-misconduct-charge-relating-to-chants-in-crystal-palace-fa-cup-tie/

Millwall hit with charges over fan chants v Palace. I trust United will also be hit with similar charges after the disgusting Foden stuff from some of their “delightful” followers on Sunday.


Maybe his mum IS a slag!

Luckily Pep nipped it in the bud by talking about it on tv and it'll never be sung again

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by From Despair To Where? » 14 Apr 2025 09:40

"This club has never suffered like this"

Indeed Bruno because sitting 14th is way worse than being relegated 5 years after winning the European Cup.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by 6ft Kerplunk » 14 Apr 2025 09:57

Maybe a plane crash killing most of your squad could be seen as slightly worse too.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by From Despair To Where? » 15 Apr 2025 16:25

Yep, I missed the oxf*rd great big obvious one there.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BRO_BOT » 20 Apr 2025 18:11

Mathematically Safe 8)


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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Winston Biscuit » 23 Apr 2025 12:01

Man Utd in talks to sign the nephew of Francois Omam-Biyik!


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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by LUX » 04 May 2025 15:39

Er, insert Eastenders gif.

They now need Spurs not to score a winner at West Ham to hang on to 15th.

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by Hendo » 06 May 2025 10:37

Now they mathematically can't be relegated, I don't think they'll care where they finish in the league, so long as they end up winning the EL, which you'd have to say would be a successful season (amazingly).

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Winston Biscuit » 06 May 2025 14:31

great last minute winner for Real Betis from Antony

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0DYuoyrkHI


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by Sanguine » 07 May 2025 15:21

Hendo Now they mathematically can't be relegated, I don't think they'll care where they finish in the league, so long as they end up winning the EL, which you'd have to say would be a successful season (amazingly).


I remember when United fans LOL'd at Liverpool qualifying for the Champions League from 5th spot.

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by Winston Biscuit » 09 May 2025 12:48

Great goal and assist from Antony last night!

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by AthleticoSpizz » 11 May 2025 20:53

Amorin saying that he might have to leave if Manures current form continues.
Well, apart from his personal pay-off….NOOOOOOOO……

You are doing just fine…..we love you

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by LUX » 11 May 2025 22:39

I read that the winners of the UEFA Thursday Plate will qualify for the Champions League.

If they had any dignity, Man United or Spurs would recuse themselves and let the Champions of Malta….or ….. Luxembourg have their place in the later round.


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by LUX » 11 May 2025 22:41

Fcking look at the state of the Premiership table.

16th and 17th.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BRO_BOT » 11 May 2025 23:40

LUX I read that the winners of the UEFA Thursday Plate will qualify for the Champions League.

If they had any dignity, Man United or Spurs would recuse themselves and let the Champions of Malta….or ….. Luxembourg have their place in the later round.


We're shite but battered 4th placed Bilbao 7-1(agg), Spurs beat 3rd placed Frankfurt over two legs. I'd suggest the quality of the other European leagues is poor

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Sutekh » 12 May 2025 06:10

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LUX I read that the winners of the UEFA Thursday Plate will qualify for the Champions League.

If they had any dignity, Man United or Spurs would recuse themselves and let the Champions of Malta….or ….. Luxembourg have their place in the later round.


We're shite but battered 4th placed Bilbao 7-1(agg), Spurs beat 3rd placed Frankfurt over two legs. I'd suggest the quality of the other European leagues is poor


Should let Boremuff and Barcelona & Hove Albion in then, they’d really **** up the rest of Europe.

Hate this extra place in the CL (and the UEFA/Europa Cup thing) through the back door, it’s just lunacy when you consider so many smaller countries aren’t even allowed to have their champions in the CL in the first place. If there is an extra place available in the CL then it should go to these smaller clubs not be given to useless failures who can’t even make a top 3/4/5 league cut domestically.

But then I suppose it’s only right that these useless failures should get to stay on the gravy train :roll:

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by From Despair To Where? » 12 May 2025 07:54

Err, every country gets a place in the CL except Liechtenstein (doesn't have its own league, their teams play in the Swiss league) and Russia (banned).

Even Gibraltar gets a place and they've only got 6 teams.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Royal Rother » 12 May 2025 08:07

Why let facts get in the way of a good uninformed rant?

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Winston Biscuit » 12 May 2025 08:09

I do think its quite silly that the Europa League winner goes into the CL.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Hendo » 12 May 2025 08:55

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LUX I read that the winners of the UEFA Thursday Plate will qualify for the Champions League.

If they had any dignity, Man United or Spurs would recuse themselves and let the Champions of Malta….or ….. Luxembourg have their place in the later round.


We're shite but battered 4th placed Bilbao 7-1(agg), Spurs beat 3rd placed Frankfurt over two legs. I'd suggest the quality of the other European leagues is poor


Could also argue that given all 3 relegation places have been confirmed for a while, both Utd and Spurs have taken their eye off the league and putting all their eggs in the EL basket.

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