Best comeback?

Platypuss · by **Platypuss** » 21 Aug 2006 13:31

Henderson's 2 in the last 10 minutes to win at Peterborough was a pretty special event.

rodnich · by **rodnich** » 21 Aug 2006 13:43

A woman supposedly told Winston Churchill, "If I were your wife, I would poison your coffee."

Churchill replied, "If I were your husband, I would drink it."

in the 5th century B.C., Alcibiades debated his uncle, the Greek leader Pericles. "When I was your age, Alcibiades, I talked just the way you are now talking," Pericles said.

Alcibiades' reply: "If only I had known you, Pericles, when you were at your best."

Priceless

Gregster · by **Gregster** » 21 Aug 2006 13:46

Mine is in the film KingPin.

Ernie McCracken: "Hi."
Older Lady In Diner: "Hi."
Ernie McCracken: "Not you. Hi."
Younger Lady In Diner: "Hi."

Or have I misunderstood?

Lieutenant Pigeon · by **Lieutenant Pigeon** » 21 Aug 2006 13:55

Glenn McGrath to Eddo Brandes "Oi, Why are you so Fat"
Brandes -'Coz everytime I f*** your wife she gives me a biscuit!'

C.

Forbury Lion · by **Forbury Lion** » 21 Aug 2006 14:47

Lieutenant Pigeon Glenn McGrath to Eddo Brandes "Oi, Why are you so Fat"
Brandes -'Coz everytime I f*** your wife she gives me a biscuit!'

C.

Glenn McGrath "So your the b@st@rd whose been eating my biscuits!"

RIP ELM Park · by **RIP ELM Park** » 21 Aug 2006 16:19

Greg Thomas, a Glamorgan fast bowler, thundered in and beat Vivian Richards's bat. "It's red and it's round. Can't you see it?" the bowler taunted. The next ball was precisely the same; pitching three quarters of length on middle and off, seaming away, and once again Richards was comprehensively beaten. "It's red and it's round and it weighs four-and-a-half ounces. Can't you see it?", Greg Thomas quipped. The next delivery was right in the slot, and Viv smashed the ball out of the ground and straight into the river that flowed around it. The batsman then said to the bowler: "You know what it looks like... go get it!"

Gordons Cumming · by **Gordons Cumming** » 21 Aug 2006 16:24

For a minute I thought it might be the imminent 2nd coming of the Legend.

Silly me.

Royal Yorkshire · by **Royal Yorkshire** » 21 Aug 2006 16:58

[quote="rodnich"]A woman supposedly told Winston Churchill, "If I were your wife, I would poison your coffee."

Churchill replied, "If I were your husband, I would drink it."

It was Lady Astor

She also once told Winston that he was drunk, to which he replied
"and your ugly but I will be sober in the morning"

Rich@Eaststand · by **Rich@Eaststand** » 21 Aug 2006 18:09

Boston Royal Archie's 2 goals in injury time against McGhee's Wolves to come back from 0-1 was memorable. Of course, we had nothing to play for then and the game was far less "important" than Saturday, but those were the wildest celebrations I ever experienced on the Southbank.

Wolves desperately needed the points to keep in touch with Barnsley, and looked to be safe as the 90th minute ticked by. The equaliser sparked delirium; a winner just after was incredible. I can even remember the date, 12/4/97.

What made it even better was the fact that McGhee had been strutting about on the touchline giving it the big one just before we started scoring.

Greenwich Royal · by **Greenwich Royal** » 21 Aug 2006 18:30

Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

Happy Gilmore: ...you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Shooter McGavin: No... I...

Avon Royal · by **Avon Royal** » 21 Aug 2006 18:56

Platypuss Henderson's 2 in the last 10 minutes to win at Peterborough was a pretty special event.

Agreed. For me this was the moment that the current era of our club began. I know that sounds a little odd, but I'm sure that those that were there will understand where I'm coming from.

"You're posh, but you're not royal"

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