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[who are ya?]

SSN just said around 3,000 Chelsea with tickets for the game

[Mr Optimist]

SSN just said around 3,000 Chelsea with tickets for the game

No chance. Sam shuddupayaface of Talk Spurt, a Chelsea fan,has said 800 to 1000 going. He spoke to a couple of mincers drinking spritzers who fancy their chances tonight. 3-1 to Napoli is my guess which wouldn't be a total disaster.

[cmonurz]

Torres, Essien and Lampard benched.

[SLAMMED]

SSN just said around 3,000 Chelsea with tickets for the game

No chance. Sam shuddupayaface of Talk Spurt, a Chelsea fan,has said 800 to 1000 going. He spoke to a couple of mincers drinking spritzers who fancy their chances tonight. 3-1 to Napoli is my guess which wouldn't be a total disaster.

Should have put money on it!

[Tails]

As I posted a few months ago.... (dunno whether it's true but it has a much greater ring of truth than the affair stories.)

Go on...

Wilkins and his wife attended various functions hosted by the Chairman and would meet some of his powerful / wealthy Russian businessmen / dignatories and their wives, and they all got on fine.

At one of these functions Mrs W got on particularly well with one of the wives and was somewhat aghast that, at another function, this particular Russian arrived, not with his wife on his arm, but a young bimbo.

Incensed by this Mrs W apparently had a go at him about his infidelity.

It was shortly after this that Ray was asked to pack his bags.

Sounded unsensational enough to maybe have a ring of truth to it.

It was Ron Gourlay who was playing away

[soggy biscuit]

AVB - only here for the lolz

[soggy biscuit]

Media reporting that Abramovich has sounded out Rafa Benitez about replacing AVB for the rest of this season

[frimmers3]

if anything else serves to better the debacle at chelsea surely this rumour must serve to prove?
Wednesday's gossip column

TRANSFER GOSSIP

Chelsea are targeting Arsenal and England winger Theo Walcott and could be willing to swap him for Stamford Bridge striker Daniel Sturridge.

[Whore Jackie]

if anything else serves to better the debacle at chelsea surely this rumour must serve to prove?
Wednesday's gossip column

TRANSFER GOSSIP

Chelsea are targeting Arsenal and England winger Theo Walcott and could be willing to swap him for Stamford Bridge striker Daniel Sturridge.

[BR2]

Napoli were a stonking 13/10 in the betting last night-thanks to Napoli,MK Dons and Oxford I feel a bit wealthier today.
Earlier in this topic I asked NFA about Essien-Lol at the pundits who couldn't understand why he didn't start when he has been a mere shadow of his former self since coming back from injury.
Further Lol at Merson who said categorically that Chelsea will score loads in the return leg,forgetting that Napoli could have scored more last night and the Sky presenter pointed out to him that Napoli have not conceded more than one goal away from home in this year's Champions League and that included at Man City,the best attack in England.

BTW why are some of our younger players so weedy-Sturridge,Walcott and Ashley Young in particular?

[No Fixed Abode]

Youth team were 3-0 down to Forest away in the FA Youth cup last night. Came back and won 4-3.

[LUX]

Torres taken off at 0-3?

[Toon Toon Blue army]

Youth team were 3-0 down to Forest away in the FA Youth cup last night. Came back and won 4-3.

Some good news at last

[Whore Jackie]

Youth team were 3-0 down to Forest away in the FA Youth cup last night. Came back and won 4-3.

Did Woods and Taiwo play? Not heard much about them since they signed from Leeds.

[No Fixed Abode]

Jamal Blackman; Todd Kane, Nathaniel Chalobah (c), Nathan Ake, Adam Nditi; John Swift, Lewis Baker (Alastair Gordon 89); Reece Mitchell (Archange Nkumu h/t), Amin Affane (Alex Kiwomya 73), Lucas Piazon; Islam Feruz
Unused substitutes: Mitchell Beeney, Anjur Osmanovic

[pea]

Jamal Blackman; Todd Kane, Nathaniel Chalobah (c), Nathan Ake, Adam Nditi; John Swift, Lewis Baker (Alastair Gordon 89); Reece Mitchell (Archange Nkumu h/t), Amin Affane (Alex Kiwomya 73), Lucas Piazon; Islam Feruz
Unused substitutes: Mitchell Beeney, Anjur Osmanovic

Are they anagrams?

[Silver Fox]

Jamal Blackman; Todd Kane, Nathaniel Chalobah (c), Nathan Ake, Adam Nditi; John Swift, Lewis Baker (Alastair Gordon 89); Reece Mitchell (Archange Nkumu h/t), Amin Affane (Alex Kiwomya 73), Lucas Piazon; Islam Feruz
Unused substitutes: Mitchell Beeney, Anjur Osmanovic

This post will be just as mystifying in 5 years time

[soggy biscuit]

Jamal Blackman

[southbank1871]

Sounds like a Walliams and Lucas character. Actually, it's funnier than anything they've ever come up with.

[No Fixed Abode]

Jamal Blackman; Todd Kane, Nathaniel Chalobah (c), Nathan Ake, Adam Nditi; John Swift, Lewis Baker (Alastair Gordon 89); Reece Mitchell (Archange Nkumu h/t), Amin Affane (Alex Kiwomya 73), Lucas Piazon; Islam Feruz
Unused substitutes: Mitchell Beeney, Anjur Osmanovic

This post will be just as mystifying in 5 years time

Why is it mystifying m8?