You couldn't make it up
Bet he's injured as wellRoyals and Racers wrote: ↑28 Jul 2026 20:38 Ahmed on to replace Godwin-Malife for 2nd half
2-0 50 mins Stokes
You could.
Everything ok WYR?WestYorksRoyal wrote: ↑28 Jul 2026 21:40You could.
Lisbie out for 2 months.
Or as another writer eloquently put it:
"I'm sick of sports commentators saying 'you couldn't write a script like this'. If people can write scripts about dystopian futures in which life is in fact a simulation made by sentient machines to harness humans' heat and electricity as an energy source, they can probably write ones about Gary Taylor-Fletcher scoring a last-minute equaliser against Stoke."
Oh ffs.WestYorksRoyal wrote: ↑28 Jul 2026 21:40You could.
Lisbie out for 2 months.
Or as another writer eloquently put it:
"I'm sick of sports commentators saying 'you couldn't write a script like this'. If people can write scripts about dystopian futures in which life is in fact a simulation made by sentient machines to harness humans' heat and electricity as an energy source, they can probably write ones about Gary Taylor-Fletcher scoring a last-minute equaliser against Stoke."
How do you know Lisbie is out for 2 months?Orion1871 wrote: ↑29 Jul 2026 01:10Oh ffs.WestYorksRoyal wrote: ↑28 Jul 2026 21:40You could.
Lisbie out for 2 months.
Or as another writer eloquently put it:
"I'm sick of sports commentators saying 'you couldn't write a script like this'. If people can write scripts about dystopian futures in which life is in fact a simulation made by sentient machines to harness humans' heat and electricity as an energy source, they can probably write ones about Gary Taylor-Fletcher scoring a last-minute equaliser against Stoke."
What happened?
Orion1871 wrote: ↑29 Jul 2026 01:10Oh ffs.
What happened?
Well, technically, Crawley is first but imagine that will be an u21 side, or given the current injury situation, the back office staff. Boom Boom.
I’ve not seen Reading play for a year, and the last time was another preseason friendly so any observations are difficult. Even harder when shirts had numbers but no names and the squad list in the programme had names and no numbers so I struggled to know who any one was. At least we had numbers, Newport had no numbers on their shirts so I was looking forward to seeing the 4th official hold up a blank board for substitutions.
I think we started the physical stuff, our left back ploughed through his man a couple of times early on. It did seem a bit out of place for a warm up game,JedMaxwell wrote: ↑29 Jul 2026 12:00 I went yesterday evening.
Overall we looked OK I thought, some sloppiness in midfield and a few moves didn't quite get going but that's what pre-season is for I suppose. The move for the second goal was really good and the youngsters all gave a good account of themselves.
Newport were very bad and overly physical. Godwin-Malife was targeted for some reason and had to come off injured, then when Ahmed replaced him at HT about two minutes in one of the big lumps up front lunged in two-footed on him. It was crazy and there was a lot of holding and blocking off-the-ball, which we got dragged into a few times. It felt less like a friendly at times and more like a cup game against lower league opposition.
Lisbie looked exciting, just the sort of pacy, direct running we could do with on the wings.
...buried away in W&E's 'X' account - Royals W 3-0 no further details forthcoming yet ....andrew1957 wrote: ↑29 Jul 2026 12:57 Does anyone know how the Academy side got on at Windsor and Eton last evening?
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