Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by MR. CYNICAL » 28 Jul 2026 21:29

Brogue wrote: 28 Jul 2026 20:51 Patton is out for 6-8 weeks
You couldn't make it up

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by MR. CYNICAL » 28 Jul 2026 21:30

Royals and Racers wrote: 28 Jul 2026 20:38 Ahmed on to replace Godwin-Malife for 2nd half
2-0 50 mins Stokes
Bet he's injured as well

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by AthleticoSpizz » 28 Jul 2026 21:39

Give it up Mr C

So far, it’s been a decent enough warm-up

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by WestYorksRoyal » 28 Jul 2026 21:40

MR. CYNICAL wrote: 28 Jul 2026 21:29
Brogue wrote: 28 Jul 2026 20:51 Patton is out for 6-8 weeks
You couldn't make it up
You could.

Lisbie out for 2 months.

Or as another writer eloquently put it:

"I'm sick of sports commentators saying 'you couldn't write a script like this'. If people can write scripts about dystopian futures in which life is in fact a simulation made by sentient machines to harness humans' heat and electricity as an energy source, they can probably write ones about Gary Taylor-Fletcher scoring a last-minute equaliser against Stoke."

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by retro royal » 28 Jul 2026 22:00

Lemon out, injuries all his fault

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by Brogue » 28 Jul 2026 22:05

WestYorksRoyal wrote: 28 Jul 2026 21:40
MR. CYNICAL wrote: 28 Jul 2026 21:29
Brogue wrote: 28 Jul 2026 20:51 Patton is out for 6-8 weeks
You couldn't make it up
You could.

Lisbie out for 2 months.

Or as another writer eloquently put it:

"I'm sick of sports commentators saying 'you couldn't write a script like this'. If people can write scripts about dystopian futures in which life is in fact a simulation made by sentient machines to harness humans' heat and electricity as an energy source, they can probably write ones about Gary Taylor-Fletcher scoring a last-minute equaliser against Stoke."
Everything ok WYR? :?

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by Hound » 28 Jul 2026 22:07

Good result but the Patton news is very poor

Happy to see Osho getting a good run out

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by Orion1871 » 29 Jul 2026 01:10

WestYorksRoyal wrote: 28 Jul 2026 21:40
MR. CYNICAL wrote: 28 Jul 2026 21:29
Brogue wrote: 28 Jul 2026 20:51 Patton is out for 6-8 weeks
You couldn't make it up
You could.

Lisbie out for 2 months.

Or as another writer eloquently put it:

"I'm sick of sports commentators saying 'you couldn't write a script like this'. If people can write scripts about dystopian futures in which life is in fact a simulation made by sentient machines to harness humans' heat and electricity as an energy source, they can probably write ones about Gary Taylor-Fletcher scoring a last-minute equaliser against Stoke."
Oh ffs.

What happened?

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by Royal Monkey » 29 Jul 2026 02:07

Orion1871 wrote: 29 Jul 2026 01:10
WestYorksRoyal wrote: 28 Jul 2026 21:40
MR. CYNICAL wrote: 28 Jul 2026 21:29
You couldn't make it up
You could.

Lisbie out for 2 months.

Or as another writer eloquently put it:

"I'm sick of sports commentators saying 'you couldn't write a script like this'. If people can write scripts about dystopian futures in which life is in fact a simulation made by sentient machines to harness humans' heat and electricity as an energy source, they can probably write ones about Gary Taylor-Fletcher scoring a last-minute equaliser against Stoke."
Oh ffs.

What happened?
How do you know Lisbie is out for 2 months?
If he took a knock or came off injured I’m pretty sure no one at the club came out straight after the game and said he’s out for 2 months before the injury has even been assessed!

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by rabidbee » 29 Jul 2026 02:46

Orion1871 wrote: 29 Jul 2026 01:10
WestYorksRoyal wrote: 28 Jul 2026 21:40
MR. CYNICAL wrote: 28 Jul 2026 21:29
You couldn't make it up
You could.

Lisbie out for 2 months.
Oh ffs.

What happened?
:?

He made it up.

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by Orion1871 » 29 Jul 2026 06:34

rabidbee wrote: 29 Jul 2026 02:46
Orion1871 wrote: 29 Jul 2026 01:10
WestYorksRoyal wrote: 28 Jul 2026 21:40

You could.

Lisbie out for 2 months.
Oh ffs.

What happened?
:?

He made it up.
I know, I was joking.

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by Sutekh » 29 Jul 2026 07:18

4-0 win. Any reports of the actual game? One would hope there’s a semblance of something hopeful and/or worth watching starting to emerge.

The big one, Charlton, next

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by Stranded » 29 Jul 2026 07:25

Sutekh wrote: 29 Jul 2026 07:18 4-0 win. Any reports of the actual game? One would hope there’s a semblance of something hopeful and/or worth watching starting to emerge.

The big one, Charlton, next
Well, technically, Crawley is first but imagine that will be an u21 side, or given the current injury situation, the back office staff. Boom Boom.

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by Crusader Royal » 29 Jul 2026 09:04

Sutekh wrote: 29 Jul 2026 07:18 4-0 win. Any reports of the actual game? One would hope there’s a semblance of something hopeful and/or worth watching starting to emerge.

The big one, Charlton, next
I’ve not seen Reading play for a year, and the last time was another preseason friendly so any observations are difficult. Even harder when shirts had numbers but no names and the squad list in the programme had names and no numbers so I struggled to know who any one was. At least we had numbers, Newport had no numbers on their shirts so I was looking forward to seeing the 4th official hold up a blank board for substitutions.

General observations
- we played the ball around quite nicely and moved it up the pitch well
A few sloppy moments when we gave the ball away in midfield which would have been punished by a better team
Defense are big ! Coped well in the air first half but possibly more vulnerable to being run at. Thought both full backs in the first hour looked decent
We were pretty physical, some crashing challenges
4 goals is good, can’t remember any glaring missed chances.Forwards had a bit of pace and fairly direct. Right winger looked dangerous and Newport were double marking him

Looking forward to preseason 2027 and seeing how we have progressed !

Side note - next week Newport play Roma . If is a Roma first team I’d have a bet on at least a double figure score line. Seems a bizarre fixture.

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by JedMaxwell » 29 Jul 2026 12:00

I went yesterday evening.

Overall we looked OK I thought, some sloppiness in midfield and a few moves didn't quite get going but that's what pre-season is for I suppose. The move for the second goal was really good and the youngsters all gave a good account of themselves.

Newport were very bad and overly physical. Godwin-Malife was targeted for some reason and had to come off injured, then when Ahmed replaced him at HT about two minutes in one of the big lumps up front lunged in two-footed on him. It was crazy and there was a lot of holding and blocking off-the-ball, which we got dragged into a few times. It felt less like a friendly at times and more like a cup game against lower league opposition.

Lisbie looked exciting, just the sort of pacy, direct running we could do with on the wings.

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by Crusader Royal » 29 Jul 2026 12:13

JedMaxwell wrote: 29 Jul 2026 12:00 I went yesterday evening.

Overall we looked OK I thought, some sloppiness in midfield and a few moves didn't quite get going but that's what pre-season is for I suppose. The move for the second goal was really good and the youngsters all gave a good account of themselves.

Newport were very bad and overly physical. Godwin-Malife was targeted for some reason and had to come off injured, then when Ahmed replaced him at HT about two minutes in one of the big lumps up front lunged in two-footed on him. It was crazy and there was a lot of holding and blocking off-the-ball, which we got dragged into a few times. It felt less like a friendly at times and more like a cup game against lower league opposition.

Lisbie looked exciting, just the sort of pacy, direct running we could do with on the wings.
I think we started the physical stuff, our left back ploughed through his man a couple of times early on. It did seem a bit out of place for a warm up game,

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by WestYorksRoyal » 29 Jul 2026 12:40

How much can you read into games like last night? This a team who barely stayed up in L2 last season, and obviously would have been treating it as a friendly too.

I feel like pre season can only really give bad pointers but anything positive is caveated. Injuries picked up? Bad. Toil against a non-league team? Bad. Fail to even lay a glove on a Championship side? Bad. But beating Newport 4-0 can't be read into too much for reasons articulated.

But the absence of anything too bad is good.

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by Beaulux » 29 Jul 2026 12:52

Apparently 307 made the trip, impressive for a friendly.

Photos of pretty much everyone in the away end on the club website. Anyone going to identify themselves?

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by andrew1957 » 29 Jul 2026 12:57

Does anyone know how the Academy side got on at Windsor and Eton last evening?

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Re: Pre-season friendlies 2026-27

by Four Of Clubs » 29 Jul 2026 13:52

andrew1957 wrote: 29 Jul 2026 12:57 Does anyone know how the Academy side got on at Windsor and Eton last evening?
...buried away in W&E's 'X' account - Royals W 3-0 no further details forthcoming yet ....

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