Worrying info about Lita

[Royal Lady]

No.

[Royal Rother]

Oh okay. But then nobody has any proof of his alleged nightclub antics etc.

Even eye-witnesses aren't believed anyway so just pile it onto the Lita Made-Up-Stories mountain. The fact that it came from another club (for whom he is still top-scorer this season) was interesting though.

[boy1985]

Oh okay. But then nobody has any proof of his alleged nightclub antics etc.

Even eye-witnesses aren't believed anyway so just pile it onto the Lita Made-Up-Stories mountain. The fact that it came from another club (for whom he is still top-scorer this season) was interesting though.

I've seen him acting like a cock plenty of times in town and getting his hummer nicked in deepest darkest Whitley but he's probably no worse than other players round the country. tbf the Norwich story sounds like bull.

[Thaumagurist*]

It most definitely is bull. Even I couldn't do 10 pints of Stella in an hour.

[Ian Royal]

It doesn't say he downed 10 pints of stella. It says he bought 10 pints of stella and was dared to down them in an hour. No mention of how many he drank or even if he tried to win the dare.

I'm not sure why the guy would carry a receipt from his work around with him, or how it would prove it was Lita he served. Unless it has his name as the till monkey and Lita payed by card and had to sign. And has a stupidly easy to forge signiture.

whiffs of bull, but where there is smoke there is usually fire and there are simply too many Lita stories and several confirmed ones, for there not to be a few unconfirmed ones that are true.

[Alivey]

It's a damn shame the lengths racists will go in this country to try to spread rumours about nonsense!! See it all the time with our black players and it is so annoying, if you want to be a racist, then shout about it!! dont be some passive agressive net fisher spouting fantasy hyperbole just because they don't like a player.

RA-CI-ST TRANS-LATION:

Lita backs in = Lita is black
Lita falls over = Lazy black man
Lita's yellow boots = Banana man
Lita wants Reading to lose = RIDICULOUS!!

[Royal Rother]

[Thaumagurist*]

whiffs of bull, but where there is smoke there is usually fire and there are simply too many Lita stories and several confirmed ones, for there not to be a few unconfirmed ones that are true.

I disagree. I really dislike the line "Where there is smoke there is usually fire" - the same thing was said of the Cureton rumours many years ago.

[loyalroyal4life]

leeroy could never down 2 pints let alone 10

[Uke]

leeroy could never down 2 pints let alone 10

Not without falling over

[Ian Royal]

whiffs of bull, but where there is smoke there is usually fire and there are simply too many Lita stories and several confirmed ones, for there not to be a few unconfirmed ones that are true.

I disagree. I really dislike the line "Where there is smoke there is usually fire" - the same thing was said of the Cureton rumours many years ago.

I don't recall anything like the number of different rumours as there have been about Lita, for Curo. And there have been several confirmed incidents involving Lita, so clearly there is fire as well as smoke. It might be a very small fire on green wood, but it's still a fire.

[West Stand Man]

whiffs of bull, but where there is smoke there is usually fire and there are simply too many Lita stories and several confirmed ones, for there not to be a few unconfirmed ones that are true.

I disagree. I really dislike the line "Where there is smoke there is usually fire" - the same thing was said of the Cureton rumours many years ago.

I don't recall anything like the number of different rumours as there have been about Lita, for Curo. And there have been several confirmed incidents involving Lita, so clearly there is fire as well as smoke. It might be a very small fire on green wood, but it's still a fire.

Have they really been confirmed? Or has the rumour simply circulated and been used as corroboration of itself?

[papereyes]

Lita - officially two and a half times better than Spacey

[Ian Royal]

I disagree. I really dislike the line "Where there is smoke there is usually fire" - the same thing was said of the Cureton rumours many years ago.

I don't recall anything like the number of different rumours as there have been about Lita, for Curo. And there have been several confirmed incidents involving Lita, so clearly there is fire as well as smoke. It might be a very small fire on green wood, but it's still a fire.

Have they really been confirmed? Or has the rumour simply circulated and been used as corroboration of itself?

The prosection presents...
Exhibit A: The incident where Lita was questioned by the Police in regards to an assualt charge which was eventually dropped because the victim decided not to press charges.
Exhibit B: The incident where Lita was bottled in a Bristol nightclub
Exhibit C: The incident where Lita was kicked out of a nightclub
Exhibit D: A recording the defendant took of himself having sex and sent around different players

[Thaumagurist*]

Exhibit A: The incident where Lita was questioned by the Police in regards to an assualt charge which was eventually dropped because the victim decided not to press charges.

I suspect this was just an argument with a friend, nothing to do with bad behaviour in a nightclub.

Exhibit B: The incident where Lita was bottled in a Bristol nightclub

Are you sure he started this? He was attacked.

Exhibit C: The incident where Lita was kicked out of a nightclub

You'll have to remind me of this one, why was he kicked out?

Exhibit D: A recording the defendant took of himself having sex and sent around different players

This didn't occur in a nightclub, so what's the relevance of this? And anyway, he didn't exactly send the video to all of the players, some of his so-called friends passed it on...