Put your hands up.

[No Hoops]

Chelsea Chelsea
Watcha gonna do
Watcha goona do when we come for you

Were gonna get the KGB to poison you

[rodnich]

It is not beyond the realms of possibility that Steve, or any of the Irish boys for that matter, might object to the term 'Paddy'. There is no need whatsoever to use a derogatory term. 'Irish cousin' might be more appropriate as, after all, there must be very few of us who do not have at least a drop of Irish blood in them.

howabout "Mick"

A mick is from Northern Ireland.

[Royal With Cheese]

A mick is from Northern Ireland.

Not true. A mick can be from anywhere on the island of Ireland.

[M Brook]

It is not beyond the realms of possibility that Steve, or any of the Irish boys for that matter, might object to the term 'Paddy'. There is no need whatsoever to use a derogatory term. 'Irish cousin' might be more appropriate as, after all, there must be very few of us who do not have at least a drop of Irish blood in them.

The politically anal muppets like you are ruining this country.

Sense of humour bypass or what?!

[rodnich]

A mick is from Northern Ireland.

Not true. A mick can be from anywhere on the island of Ireland.

Not true. A paddy is southern, a mick is Northern. IE the para's in Norhtern Ireland. "All have a crack at the mick tonight lads!"

[PlasticRoyale]

A mick is from Northern Ireland.

Not true. A mick can be from anywhere on the island of Ireland.

Not true. A paddy is southern, a mick is Northern. IE the para's in Norhtern Ireland. "All have a crack at the mick tonight lads!"

I'm guessing that what you're saying is bollox but i'm off to Belfast tomorrow so i'll ask around. I'll quite happily eat my words should you be correct.

[Royal With Cheese]

A mick is from Northern Ireland.

Not true. A mick can be from anywhere on the island of Ireland.

Not true. A paddy is southern, a mick is Northern. IE the para's in Norhtern Ireland. "All have a crack at the mick tonight lads!"

I'm not arguing. Mick is a term that is used in a derogatory manner on both sides of the border.

[Wycombe Royal]

Well I've put my hands up but I do feel a bit stupid and I am getting strange looks here in the office.

Can I put them down now?

[Royal With Cheese]

Well I've put my hands up but I do feel a bit stupid and I am getting strange looks here in the office.

Can I put them down now?

No.

Also, start rolling your eyes and stick your tougue out.

Don't stop until I say so.

[Royal With Cheese]

Not true. A mick can be from anywhere on the island of Ireland.

Not true. A paddy is southern, a mick is Northern. IE the para's in Norhtern Ireland. "All have a crack at the mick tonight lads!"

I'm guessing that what you're saying is bollox but i'm off to Belfast tomorrow so i'll ask around. I'll quite happily eat my words should you be correct.

Well, I'm in Belfast and have been for the last 8 years. If you're going out you'll have a whale (oi Sharpy) of a time. Beware of the middle aged women who hunt in packs on a Saturday night......

[EASTENDER MARKY]

can we come up with any original songs??

nicked off liverpool for dirk kuyt

erm i'll have you know i came up with that in the shower last night, had no idea that the twas already being used although i did suspect it.

anyway M U R T Y - you should have at least jumped on the Christina Aguilera's Murrrty! bandwagon that never got going.

Doo doo doo, Ibrahima Sonko
Doo doo doo, He's six foot fúcking four
Doo doo doo, Ibrahima Sonko
Doo doo doo, He'll put you on the floor

Which could be changed for the Chelsea game to:

Doo doo doo Ibrahima Sonko,
Doo doo doo He's six foot fcuking four,
Doo doo doo, Ibrahima Sonko,
Doo doo doo, Put Carlo on the floor.

[Jez]

If you want it to fit it would have to be

Put your hands up stevie Hunt
We love that paddy.

[SouthDownsRoyal]

If you want it to fit it would have to be

Put your hands up stevie Hunt
We love that paddy.

No you don't, put your hands up for Steve Hunt fits perfectly well.