CheLOLsea

[Extended-Phenotype]

It's very nice of the Champions League to invent teams for Chelsea to play.

That's how Liverpool won it in the 70s isn't it?

^ still no response to this question either from the love in trio, Actual lolz

Actual lolz? You actually Laughed Out Loud at the fact some people you don't know, didn't answer a hypothetical question about a club they don't care about?

Er, yes then. Yes that is how Liverpool won it in the 70's.

Are you going to cum your trousers now?

[Ouroboros]

Actual lolz? You actually Laughed Out Loud at the fact some people you don't know, didn't answer a hypothetical question about a club they don't care about?

Er, yes then. Yes that is how Liverpool won it in the 70's.

Are you going to cum your trousers now?

RattLOLed.

[Extended-Phenotype]

Actual lolz? You actually Laughed Out Loud at the fact some people you don't know, didn't answer a hypothetical question about a club they don't care about?

Er, yes then. Yes that is how Liverpool won it in the 70's.

Are you going to cum your trousers now?

RattLOLed.

Link?

[genome]

I was thinking*, seeing as we are inserting "LOL"'s into the word "rattled" as per the hobnob tradition, why isn't it "ROFLattLOLed?"

[Ouroboros]

I was thinking*, seeing as we are inserting "LOL"'s into the word "rattled" as per the hobnob tradition, why isn't it "ROFLattLOLed?"

I did try that once, but - quick as a flash - Kes hit back suggesting I was rattloled!

Well, you can imagine how embarrassing that was. Having been blindsided so consummately I obviously had to make my apologies and exit the thread.

There's a salutary lesson for you, friends.

[Extended-Phenotype]

SaLOLutaROFLy LOLesson.

LOLink?

[URZZZZZ]

" These include slightly horrifying stats such as the Chelsea Academy’s failure to produce an established first teamer over an eight year period in which £60 million has been disbursed while across the game, two-thirds of those handed a pro contract at 18 are out of football by 21"

read this in a book 'the Nowhere men'. Shocking if true

[Extended-Phenotype]

Not really. Chelsea stopped being a proper football club long ago.

[Winchester Royal]

Not really. Chelsea stopped being a proper football club long ago.

dodgy shops thread

[No Fixed Abode]

Chelsea 2-1 Palace

Torres
Ramires

[stealthpapes]

" These include slightly horrifying stats such as the Chelsea Academy’s failure to produce an established first teamer over an eight year period in which £60 million has been disbursed while across the game, two-thirds of those handed a pro contract at 18 are out of football by 21"

read this in a book 'the Nowhere men'. Shocking if true

How does that 2/3rds compare to other clubs? The 'wastage rate' of young players is high across the board.

[AthleticoSpizz]

Chelsea 2-1 Palace

Torres
Ramires

That was a toughie, bl00dy well done TMD

[soggy biscuit]

Suarez has 17 goals in 11 league games this season, equalling Torres' total league goals for Chelsea, in 3 years.

[No Fixed Abode]

And in that time they've won

Torres - 1 Champions League, 1 Europa League, 1 FA Cup
Suarez - Nothing

[LUX]

And in that time they've won

Torres - 1 Champions League, 1 Europa League, 1 FA Cup
Suarez - Nothing

Chelsea have also won loads of friends and admirers everywhere, Kes, don't undersell that.

[No Fixed Abode]

And in that time they've won

Torres - 1 Champions League, 1 Europa League, 1 FA Cup
Suarez - Nothing

Chelsea have also won loads of friends and admirers everywhere, Kes, don't undersell that.

I sense some sarcasm there Lux. Not to worry if we're disliked. It means we're successful.

[LUX]

please win at the Emir8s next week and all will be rosy.

[Big Foot]

And in that time they've won

Torres - 1 Champions League, 1 Europa League, 1 FA Cup
Suarez - Nothing

Chelsea have also won loads of friends and admirers everywhere, Kes, don't undersell that.

Almost as many as Suarez has

[NewCorkSeth]

And in that time they've won

Torres - 1 Champions League, 1 Europa League, 1 FA Cup
Suarez - Nothing

Chelsea have also won loads of friends and admirers everywhere, Kes, don't undersell that.

I sense some sarcasm there Lux. Not to worry if we're disliked. It means we're successful.

Being disliked = being successful?

[sandman]

And in that time they've won

Torres - 1 Champions League, 1 Europa League, 1 FA Cup
Suarez - Nothing

Chelsea have also won loads of friends and admirers everywhere, Kes, don't undersell that.

I sense some sarcasm there Lux. Not to worry if we're disliked. It means we're successful.

Yup, Real Madrid are hated because they're successful, Barcelona are hated because they're successful, Man United are hated because they are (were) successful, and Lollerpool are hated because they were successful. You're hated because you're dicks.