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You are clearly a very little man, with some serious issues.shadesrwrf wrote:Going by the state of the lads singing those little dities I'd be stunned ifBenReadingFC wrote:"If your going to the Quayside clap your hands"
"If your gonna shag a Geordie clap your hands"
"If your missus doesn't know clap your hands"
a) they managed to find the quayside,
b) they managed to have a coherent conversation with a Geordie let alone shag one,
c) they have ever had any kind of relationship and certainly not one long enough to claim they had a "missus".
In fact I'd go as far as to say that clapping their hands was for most of them a skill yet to be accomplished.

who the hell are you?When Hicks went up... wrote:You are clearly a very little man, with some serious issues.shadesrwrf wrote:Going by the state of the lads singing those little dities I'd be stunned ifBenReadingFC wrote:"If your going to the Quayside clap your hands"
"If your gonna shag a Geordie clap your hands"
"If your missus doesn't know clap your hands"
a) they managed to find the quayside,
b) they managed to have a coherent conversation with a Geordie let alone shag one,
c) they have ever had any kind of relationship and certainly not one long enough to claim they had a "missus".
In fact I'd go as far as to say that clapping their hands was for most of them a skill yet to be accomplished.
If I was part of your Hob-Nob clique, I would be offering you a "Dodd" for posting pretty much the same thing on multiple threads...
But I'm not, so I'll just call you a (unt instead.
I am one of those who Shades claims has problems clapping...Wax Jacket wrote:who the hell are you?When Hicks went up... wrote:You are clearly a very little man, with some serious issues.shadesrwrf wrote: Going by the state of the lads singing those little dities I'd be stunned if
a) they managed to find the quayside,
b) they managed to have a coherent conversation with a Geordie let alone shag one,
c) they have ever had any kind of relationship and certainly not one long enough to claim they had a "missus".
In fact I'd go as far as to say that clapping their hands was for most of them a skill yet to be accomplished.
If I was part of your Hob-Nob clique, I would be offering you a "Dodd" for posting pretty much the same thing on multiple threads...
But I'm not, so I'll just call you a (unt instead.
Puh-lease.Top Flight wrote: Going out on the Toon after the game and sampling all their bras.
igoe agogo wrote:Actually quite a rare bird:
Woodcock
Scolopax rusticola
The woodcock is a large bulky wading bird with short legs, and a very long straight tapering bill. It is largely nocturnal, spending most of the day in dense cover. Most of the birds in the UK are residents; in the autumn birds move to the UK from Finland and Russia to winter here. The breeding population has been falling recent years, perhaps because of less habitat as conifer plantations become too mature for woodcocks to find open enough breeding areas.
Where does it live?
Breeding
Large tracts of moist woodland with open glades and rides, dense ground cover of bracken and brambles and damp areas for feeding.
Wintering
As breeding; feeds in marshes, by streams and in boggy fields and football stadiums.
Where to see it.
It can be found in suitable habitat in summer throughout the UK, except for south-west England. In winter, birds are widespread in lowland areas. You would be very lucky to see one, but you may inadvertently disturb one from its resting place, when it flies off, zigzagging between the trees and dropping back into cover. Sporadically found on the edge of the 18 yard box.
What does it eat?
Worms, beetles, spiders, caterpillars, fly larvae and small snails.
Thanks for manipulating and changing my post......1960 wrote:Puh-lease.Top Flight wrote: Going out on the Toon after the game and sampling all their bras.
Winchester Royal wrote:IS this what you were aiming for?
Yeah, sorry about that - it was just that I read it like that at first, so I thought I'd have a bit of fun with it.Top Flight wrote:Thanks for manipulating and changing my post......1960 wrote:Puh-lease.Top Flight wrote: Going out on the Toon after the game and sampling all their bras.
CheersBenReadingFC wrote:Thats a great photo. Was it taken with some flashy camera with a wide angle lense on it?
Winchester Royal wrote:CheersBenReadingFC wrote:Thats a great photo. Was it taken with some flashy camera with a wide angle lense on it?
Its actually 5 images stitched together.
I've kind of been practicing these a bit now.

Adobe Photoshop CS's Photomerge toolsBenReadingFC wrote:What is the software you use to stitch it together.
When Hicks went up... wrote:You are clearly a very little man, with some serious issues.
If I was part of your Hob-Nob clique, I would be offering you a "Dodd" for posting pretty much the same thing on multiple threads...
But I'm not, so I'll just call you a (unt instead.
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