Best/Worst Pundit

[Royal Rother]

One of the most impressive has been HRK.

Articulate, doesn’t talk in cliches, calm and confident. Impressive. Should find it easy to get a placement when his playing days are over.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Don’t like her voice particularly (sounds like Clive Allen) but she contributes at least as much as some of the blokes they have on doing the job.

Think the voice is the issue, not the knowledge. There's some really good female pundits, but they just don't translate well into commentary, imooc.

[leon]

Clive Tildesley is an absolute fcuking twat.

[BR0B0T]

Clive Tildesley is an absolute fcuking twat.

Amen brother...came on to say the same

[Winston Biscuit]

Micah Richards seems to be getting more and more hench every week

[Pepe the Horseman]

Micah Richards seems to be getting more and more hench every week

Ha, was thinking that. He's huge!

[Franchise FC]

Am I the only one who thinks Jermaine Genius isn’t ?

[windermereROYAL]

I notice Emma Haye`s hasn`t done a game since the other day when she just couldn`t shut the fcuk up, maybe ITV saw what was so blindingly obvious.

[Royal Rother]

Am I the only one who thinks Jermaine Genius isn’t ?

I think he’s ok.

[genome]

I notice Emma Haye`s hasn`t done a game since the other day when she just couldn`t shut the fcuk up, maybe ITV saw what was so blindingly obvious.

Well, unlike many other pundits she actually has a fairly big job to do elsewhere.

[Zammo]

Sam Matterface

How good would have last night been with Barry Davies or David Coleman leading the commentary.

[RFCMod]

Sam Matterface

How good would have last night been with Barry Davies or David Coleman leading the commentary.

How many oxf*rd 'tempting fate' comments can one man make in a game

[From Despair To Where?]

Sam Matterface

How good would have last night been with Barry Davies or David Coleman leading the commentary.

Whenever I see his name, I think of Joe Dolce.

[LUX]

Sam Matterface

How good would have last night been with Barry Davies or David Coleman leading the commentary.

How many oxf*rd 'tempting fate' comments can one man make in a game

83

[From Despair To Where?]

I may have said this before but I think too many commentators seem to have a list of "Wolstenholme" moments prepped, completely missing the point that his was completely spontaneous.

[Sanguine]

https://www.football365.com/news/opinio ... al-england

Pretty withering assessment of Matterface's semi-final here, Football365 argues he should be replaced by Tyldesley for the final.

[Winston Biscuit]

My only current beef with commentary is the one who pronounces Sterling's first name as 'rAheem' rather than 'R'heem'

[Hendo]

https://www.football365.com/news/opinion-matterface-tyldesley-off-script-euro-2020-final-england

Pretty withering assessment of Matterface's semi-final here, Football365 argues he should be replaced by Tyldesley for the final.

That was a fun read.

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought his aeroplane references right before kick off were really weird. Seriously, what the oxf*rd was that about?

[NathStPaul]

He has been inside of Natalie Sawyer so Matterface will always hold that over us but he is just terrible at his job. He must know it too.

[Sanguine]

He must know it too.

That's the sentiment of that article I linked to. That his weird and tenuous links and cringey scripts are desperate attempts to recreate the quotes that come out of proper commentators naturally.