Hob Nob Anyone?

blue_army wrote:sounds like RFC2CJ, taking it a bit to seriously

No Ijust like to wake up and put a smile on my face by laughing at all the transfers the fans want to happen. The thing is that Manure and Arshole fans all thing that they have a open check book.

Heres the latest bollox

Reading to sign Costinha on a free transfer, after he left Dinamo Moscow

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Dean Whitehead and John Mensah set for Reading.

Reading FC transfers:

INS

John Mensah- £3.75m

Philippo Inzaghi- £2m

Dean Whitehead- £1m

Oscar Ustari- £2m

Soren Larsen- Loan

Carlos Vela- Loan

OUTS

Steve Sidwell to Cahrlton- £2m

Adam Federici to Chester- Loan

Jonny Hayes to Burnley- Loan

Shane Long to Bristol City- Loan

David Kitson to Southampton- £2.3m

Argentinian goalkeeper Oscar Ustari, who was included in Argentina's world cup squad, will sign for Reading for £2m from Independiente.

Kitson to Southampton £2.3m

EASTENDER MARKY wrote:Kitson to Southampton £2.3m

Chance to move to a big club. Don't knock it

The bollox continues


Utter Bullshit.co.uk wrote:

I know one of the consortium members taking over Sunderland he told me their top 2 managerial targets are Martin O'Neil and Sam Allardyce. He also told me that they are set to sign kenny cunningham, luke wilkshire, steve sidwell and a return for kevin phillips. 99 % true

LOL at Big Sam taking over at S'land and also Sidwell dropping a division.

Jay wrote:LOL at Big Sam taking over at S'land and also Sidwell dropping a division.

The Sam Allardyce rumour is all over the web and some bookies even suspended betting on it.

His agent has ruled out the move though.

Also saw yesterday on the site that Sidwell would be signing for Everton for £1 million.

Here it is, your next installment of the total bollox that if http://www.football-rumours.co.uk

Football Rumours wrote

Reading transfer news:

Reading will sign 3 or 4 more players before the new season.
Their key targets are John Mensah and Dean Whitehead. The Royals had a bid thought to be in the region of £4m accepted for Mensah and are currently holding personal talks, though he will probably be signed in this press conference on Friday.
Coppell has put in a final bid of £2m for Dean Whitehead, after having two bids (£1.2m and £1.7m) turned down. Whitehead is keen to move to Reading but and Sunderland would probably find a bid of £2m too hard to resist.
Reading are also looking to sign one more central defender, after Aaron Brown broke his foot. Targets include Matt Kilgallon, Danny Shittu and Matt Upson, and Reading put in a bid for Kilgallon this week.

I know Adam Federici's dad and he tells me that Adam said that Steve Coppell said that there will be a press conference on Friday to announce Reading's signing of John Mensah.

Looks liek Adam Federici's dad is a man in the know.

To be honest that doesn't sound too far fetched.

Lets hope it's true!!

M U R T Y wrote:To be honest that doesn't sound too far fetched.

Lets hope it's true!!

Very true...well compared to most of the stuff on there.

Apparantly Adam Federici's dad invented fire.

Alan Partridge wrote:Apparantly Adam Federici's dad invented fire.

I heard he was given it by Prometheus...

I know Darren Caskey's brother and he says that Darren will be joining the Reading coaching staff next week, the ex-Royals star is delighted to be rejoining and is looking forward to working with Steve Coppell.

I saw John Mensah at the Madjeski Stadium earlier today with Steve Coppell and John Madjeski.

Having missed out on Bernado Corradi, Reading are looking to sign Javier Portillo at a cut price £1m deal, due to his contract set to expire next July.

RFC2CJ wrote:Reading are looking to sign Javier Portillo at a cut price £1m deal, due to his contract set to expire next July.

Reading are looking to sell right-back John Halls, after an unsuccesful spell with the club following his move from Stoke in January.
Halls is now extremely unlikely to get into the first team next season with Graeme Murty, Sam Sodje and Curtis Osano ahead of him in the pecking order.
Derby, Southampton and Preston are all set to match his £150k asking price.

Reading are hoping to tie up the signing of John Mensah by the end of next week. The Royals had a £4.2m bid accepted for the Ghanaian Defender and will hold talks over the weekend, once he has returned from Ghana.
The Royals are still awaiting a response from Sunderland after making a final offer of £2m from ex-Oxford midfeilder Dean Whitehead. Steve Coppell has already had 2 bids rejected for him and says he will not up his bid again.
Coppell will also try to make three more signings aswell, one will be a striker, one will be a midfeilder and one will be a defender. The Striker will probably be one of: Mikael Forsell, Javier Portillo or Heidar Helguson. Reading have targetted midfeilder Robert Koren and are set to make a £1m bid for the Slovenian International.
The other defender will most likely be one of the following: Matt Kilgallon, Danny Shittu, Youl Mawene

RFC2CJ wrote: The Striker will probably be one of: Mikael Forsell, Javier Portillo or Heidar Helguson. Reading have targetted midfeilder Robert Koren and are set to make a £1m bid for the Slovenian International.
The other defender will most likely be one of the following: Matt Kilgallon, Danny Shittu, Youl Mawene

Mikael Forsell, Javier Portillo!

about as likely as us signing Michael Portillo

as if we could sign Kerlon with man utd favourites to sign him

Where's the ambition John, eh, where?

Reading FC News!...Steve Sidwell set to make £3m switch to Charlton at the end of the week. Other transfers to happen before 19th August.
Dean Whitehead £2m
Calum Davenport £1.5m
Nolberto Solano £1.5m
Bobby Zamora £1.5m
Amdy Faye £2.5m
Plus Babayaro for free As Newcastle look set to buy Stephen Appiah, Damien Duff, SWP and Zlatan Ibrahimovic.


Thats your lot for today