Utter trash - the WWW.FOOTBALL-RUMOURS.CO.UK thread

RFC2CJ · by **RFC2CJ** » 09 May 2006 10:09

WOOSH me as you will but I thought I'd let you know what utter shite football-rumours.co.uk was saying about us today.

Reading will take chopra on trial in summer as hes on a free and could add vital strength in dpeth to help them survive. kirkland is also being lind up if hanhemann fails to make the grade either on loan or £2.5mil (dependin on how much money is spent else where). c davies will sign for arsenal and immediately loaned out to reading to help mature for 1 more season. WBA,arsenal, and reading have already made general agreements. coppell has watched javier portillo as the main striker for next season

expect reading to deal mostly with loans and bosmans. one other small signing will be made. but coppell has masterminded a deal to take brazilian wonderkid kerlon to the mad stad for around £6mil. he will have a buyout clause around £30 mil or £5m if reading get relegated. that will be the best signin of the summer. he will be one of the best in the prem at the age of 18. iv seen him play and hes awesome!!!!!!

Reading will b busy in thew hunt for survival.
ins
chopra (free)
kirkland (loan)
swp (loan)
davies (loan from a big club)
huth (loan)
m eliiott £1m (millwall)
kerlon £6m
miller £1 mil
outs
sidwell £3mil (spurs)
harper £2m (charlton)
so next seasons line up:
kirkland/hanhemann
murty/halls-sonko/huth-davies-shorey
little/swp-elliott-miller-convey
kerlon-doyle
reserves
kitson,lita,chopra,long,gunnarson,ingarmarson,stack

Legend · by **Legend** » 09 May 2006 10:16

I'd be happy with that.

RFC2CJ · by **RFC2CJ** » 09 May 2006 10:18

Legend wrote:I'd be happy with that.

What with Harper taking ages to sign a new deal amd then fcuking off and siders gone? Kirkland? Did okayish at WBA but we've got 2 amazing keepers, but mind you that kerlon bloke sounds quite good

Legend · by **Legend** » 09 May 2006 10:21

RFC2CJ wrote:
Legend wrote:I'd be happy with that.
What with Harper taking ages to sign a new deal amd then fcuking off and siders gone? Kirkland? Did okayish at WBA but we've got 2 amazing keepers, but mind you that kerlon bloke sounds quite good

Remind me who the second 'amazing' keeper is ?

Kirkland is better than either keeper we currently have.

RFC2CJ · by **RFC2CJ** » 09 May 2006 10:25

Legend wrote:
RFC2CJ wrote:
Legend wrote:I'd be happy with that.
What with Harper taking ages to sign a new deal amd then fcuking off and siders gone? Kirkland? Did okayish at WBA but we've got 2 amazing keepers, but mind you that kerlon bloke sounds quite good
Remind me who the second 'amazing' keeper is ?

Kirkland is better than either keeper we currently have.

Your opinion but i think that stacky and marcus will serve us well

Ascension · by **Ascension** » 09 May 2006 10:28

Thats a bit different from "amazing"

mathematically_safe · by **mathematically_safe** » 09 May 2006 10:59

RFC2CJ wrote:
expect reading to deal mostly with loans and bosmans. one other small signing will be made. but coppell has masterminded a deal to take brazilian wonderkid kerlon to the mad stad for around £6mil. he will have a buyout clause around £30 mil or £5m if reading get relegated. that will be the best signin of the summer. he will be one of the best in the prem at the age of 18. iv seen him play and hes awesome!!!!!!

too much football manager 06 methinks...

Pants of Primus · by **Pants of Primus** » 09 May 2006 12:05

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/4455669.stm

what? THIS kerlon?

RFC2CJ · by **RFC2CJ** » 09 May 2006 13:01

Yep the very same

HereWeCome · by **HereWeCome** » 09 May 2006 13:26

if we could get Kerlon i would be amazed and very very happy, but can't see it happening. surprised Barcelona, Real Madrid etc haven't snapped him up. Just look at the guy....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Yj7GoX ... 0freestyle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYlqql38 ... 0freestyle

The Seal Dribble at the Mad Stad would be worth the season ticket increases alone.

Alan Titchmarsh · by **Alan Titchmarsh** » 09 May 2006 13:41

More total rubbish I see, can't wait for the next exciting installment.

Ginger Ninjas · by **Ginger Ninjas** » 09 May 2006 13:42

Obviously this should be disregarded immediately anyway as it came from FootballRumours, but there is absolutely no way little old Reading could hope to attract the best under-17 player in the world championships!!

RFC2CJ · by **RFC2CJ** » 09 May 2006 13:43

You just have to think what if though...

I did at the start of the season after we beat Brighton and Preston away from home

Rich@Eaststand · by **Rich@Eaststand** » 09 May 2006 17:23

Legend wrote:
RFC2CJ wrote:
Legend wrote:I'd be happy with that.
What with Harper taking ages to sign a new deal amd then fcuking off and siders gone? Kirkland? Did okayish at WBA but we've got 2 amazing keepers, but mind you that kerlon bloke sounds quite good
Remind me who the second 'amazing' keeper is ?

Kirkland is better than either keeper we currently have.

And the first amazing keeper is?!

juanpablo · by **juanpablo** » 09 May 2006 17:46

Kerlon looks quality, wont happen but if just 1 rumour off that site could come true...........

Gav · by **Gav** » 09 May 2006 19:01

RFC2CJ wrote:You just have to think what if though...

I did at the start of the season after we beat Brighton and Preston away from home

Me too, and it felt strange not having to review that 'what if' at any point... (except of course when it was less of a 'what if' and more of a 'when')

Row Z Royal · by **Row Z Royal** » 09 May 2006 20:07

Why bother?

RFC2CJ · by **RFC2CJ** » 15 May 2006 09:23

Update for you ..

Reading ins:

Goalkeepers:
Shaka Hislop (free)

Right back:
Justin Hoyte (loan, view to a permanent)

Centre Defenders:
Matthew Killgallon (1.2m if Leeds say down)
Or
Calum Davernport (£850k)
and
Johan Djorou (loan)

Left Back (cover for Nicky Shorey)
Niclas Jensen (£250k)

Central Midfield:
Amdy Faye (£1m)
Zolton Gera (1.5m)

Winger:
Julian Gray (£1m)

Striker:
Theo Walcott (loan)
Mikeal Forsell (£1.5m)

I do this so you dont have to

Alan Titchmarsh · by **Alan Titchmarsh** » 15 May 2006 13:30

Reckon Julian Gray is the vaguely likely one out of that lot. And as for Walcott I can't see Wenger letting him go anywhere now he's made the England squad.

2 Pints and a packet of c · by **2 Pints and a packet of c** » 15 May 2006 16:06

More rubbish from this reliable souce!

Steve coppell is to be given a transfer kitty of 9m+sells the main transfer will be Matty Upson for 3m.
other Reading news:
ins:Calum Davenport-800k
Carlton Cole-Loan
SWP-loan
outs:Shane Long-loan to QPR
Dave Kitson-Charlton-2.5m
Scott Golbourne-loan to barnsley