Man CitHEHEHE

[Duffy]

I didn't think it was a penalty for City. The Ream one, I've seen them given and was quite surprised it wasn't given considering how far his arm was out.

[Victor Meldrew]

Eddie Howe (amazingly favourite with the bookies to be the next England manager) comes up with a masterplan at home to City on Saturday.
Play 10 defenders and a keeper, don't attack,meaning don't have any corners, no shots and no goals.
City had 23 attempts.

If this had been Basingstoke at home to City in a cup game I could understand the tactic as with a 0-0 it would mean a lucrative replay but this was a mid-table side at home to a team in the same division.

For the sake of football, even if it didn't help Liverpool's cause, I was glad that City won the game.

[Sanguine]

I didn't think it was a penalty for City. The Ream one, I've seen them given and was quite surprised it wasn't given considering how far his arm was out.

Ream's arm was about 2 inches from his body and didn't move. The ball was smashed at his arm from two feet away. Never a penalty.

Kes.

[Sanguine]

Eddie Howe (amazingly favourite with the bookies to be the next England manager) comes up with a masterplan at home to City on Saturday.
Play 10 defenders and a keeper, don't attack,meaning don't have any corners, no shots and no goals.
City had 23 attempts.

If this had been Basingstoke at home to City in a cup game I could understand the tactic as with a 0-0 it would mean a lucrative replay but this was a mid-table side at home to a team in the same division.

For the sake of football, even if it didn't help Liverpool's cause, I was glad that City won the game.

First Premier League team since Opta started statting not to have a shot on goal.

[Duffy]

I didn't think it was a penalty for City. The Ream one, I've seen them given and was quite surprised it wasn't given considering how far his arm was out.

Ream's arm was about 2 inches from his body and didn't move. The ball was smashed at his arm from two feet away. Never a penalty.

Kes.

You've got your feet and inches muddled up.

[Sanguine]

Surprised you don't muddle your usernames up.

[Duffy]

Surprised you don't muddle your usernames up.

Why do you call a dear with no eyes? No idea.

[Hendo]

Surprised you don't muddle your usernames up.

Why do you call a dear with no eyes? No idea.

A blind deer. HTH.

[The Enfield Royal71]

Analogies have always been hard for our Kes.

[Duffy]

It's not an analogy. It's a joke.

[Snowflake Royal]

Traditionally struggled with those too tbf.

[stealthpapes]

[Duffy]

Traditionally struggled with those too tbf.

6003 posts from Snowflake Royal and as far as I can see, not a funny one. Lots of replies to mocking people mocking you though.

[Old Man Andrews]

Ian is far superior to you in every single way. People like Ian despite his flaws where as nobody wants you here, nobody has ever wanted you.

[Winston Biscuit]

Genuinely never known a hype train like the one around Phil Foden for the last 2 years or so.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48053703


maybe a bit harsh, but I am so f*cking bored of hearing about this kid.

[AthleticoSpizz]

Job done, and comfortably so.....I guess

Felt Watford were a little unlucky in the early stages...great save from Ederson...penalty shout etc etc.

Interesting point pre-match on the beeb (or did I mishear it?) Citehs bench something like £250 million, Watfords starting line-up £47 million.

Still fair do’s to them, a decent treble for the ‘better’ half of Manchester

[stealthpapes]

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry

18 minutes in. Manchester City 5-0 Watford.

[Franchise FC]

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry

18 minutes in. Manchester City 5-0 Watford.

According to Le Tiss they missed half a dozen really straightforward chances as well

They like ripping Watford a new one

Was beginning to think this was on the wrong thread.
Man City won the toss, batted first and declared on 8 without loss

[Sutekh]

Well what happened there then?

[Old Man Andrews]

Well what happened there then?

Man City lost 2-0 to Wolves m8.