CheLOLsea

[Extended-Phenotype]

im no Chelsea fan im sorry you appear to making most of ^^^ up

You are right. I DID make up Peter Kenyon.

[Tails]

christonabike

[M-U-R-T-Y]

No Fixed Abode:

Ok, that sways me back to hating Liverpool mo… wait, I just remembered:

Racist John Terry laughing at 9/11 victims and parking in disabled bays
Jose Mourinho lying about the medical response to Petr Cech
Jose Mourniho inciting violence with lies and hate speech following Hunt challenge
Chelsea fans chanting racial abuse at Anton Ferdinand following their captains disgusting slur
Chelsea fans being banned for racially abusing their own players
Chelsea FC’s exemplary hooligans love-in with Combat 18 and the National Front
Chelsea FC’s continued presence at the top of fan violence charts
Chelsea’s love for dirty players
Chelsea’s criminal, bung-swallowing and bloody-handed mafia chairman
Lampard and Terry’s continued slurry of piss and shit in an England shirt
Petr Cech’s stupid head nappy
Chelsea’s stupid nothing club buying a brief and soon to be forgotten history
Chelsea’s dull and silent stadium and 9-year-old fan base
Chelsea’s club not even being based in f///ing Chelsea
Chelsea’s cheap little plastic flags for their joyless fans
Chelsea’s boring defensive football
Peter F/ing Kenyon
Referee career ending death threats
Abromovich looking like brain-dead Jeff Bridges at the end of Thunderbolt and Lightfoot
Thier fans being so pitiable and unfulfilled that they set up an account on another teams board to get repeatedly defeated and wound-up to the point of introducing strangulation and verball self-abuse into their tearful masturbation rituals.

Nah, I’m back to hating Chelsea more again. Shit, I should get a steak for this chip.

Dare I say... rattLOLed?

[Simon's Church]

Gotta love Villas Boas, makes sure Mceachran doesn't go to Swansea so that he can be in the squad today then puts Essien, who hasn't played since May, on the bench instead

[No Fixed Abode]

Chelsea - the only Premier League side not to concede from a corner this season.

[TFF]

Chelsea - the only Premier League side not to concede from a corner this season.

Let's hope there's a trophy for that.

[3 veesinarow]

It's a stat on a par with earning more money from the TV pool than anyone else.

[1871 Royal]

Chelsea - the only Premier League side not to concede from a corner this season.

WOW

[FiNeRaIn]

Its truly mind numbing stuff.

[Extended-Phenotype]

They are also the only Premier League side with a goalkeeper wearing a jockstrap on his head.

I suppose after the Hunt clash Cech can't have children.

[No Fixed Abode]

Another few catches including E-P again.

[1871 Royal]

DespeROFLate

[Mr Angry]

Ancellotti states that he has been offered Torres; like he would want a player who has scored 5 goals in 41 games, who hasn't scored for club or country in 13 hours of pitch time, and whose last goals came against the might of, er, Genk in October.

PSG have the money to buy the best, not Chelsea cast offs.

[cmonurz]

Well that overhead at the weekend was pretty sweet.

I think Torres will come good again, but it won’t be at Chelsea, the style of play (accepting it is changing) just doesn’t suit him. Liverpool was made for Torres, he just went off the boil after his initial injury, given time the goals would have returned, but by then he had had his head turned by Chelsea.

[No Fixed Abode]

Well that overhead at the weekend was pretty sweet.

Liverpool was made for Torres,.

Expectations not as high at Liverpool, so maybe he could relax and play his game.

[sandman]

So you admit Torres is a failure then? 50 MiLOLion down the dROFLain.

[No Fixed Abode]

So you admit Torres is a failure then? 50 MiLOLion down the dROFLain.

No.

[sandman]

But he fails to handle pressure. Slightly strange as he faces the same pressure at Chelsea as he did at Liverpool and that, of course, is finishing fourth.

[Tredder]

2012

Gabbidon >>>> Torres

[No Fixed Abode]

Good that we can grind out results with only ten men on the pitch.