Hob Nob Anyone?

Here's a new one.

In the Mail today.

Bruce is after £6m rated Hunt and Coppell wants Davies from Derby as a replacement.

Davies is listed as a young forward who has not done much to date but played well on the wing against Manure in the recent cup game.

You can tell it's rubbish, because they say Hunt is worth £6m.

He's got a release clause, ffs!

SCIAG wrote:You can tell it's rubbish, because they say Hunt is worth £6m.

He's got a release clause, ffs!

It's fun seeing just how much the papers totally make up.

Cue the puns.

If anyone has the balls to do it......

I'll pocket a pun here then.

I hear he can really cannon them.

Due for a long rest methinks.

If we get him then I can see us getitng a nice cushion between us and Brum.

This is an interesting rumour

Screw this pun fest. It'll be top spin to make anyone believe this rumour.

Had the Reds in his pocket in midweek...

He prefers black.

You lot really are chalking up some awful puns.

rfcjoe wrote:You lot really are chalking up some awful puns.

Be quiet, or it's the table.

Quiet.

He's tickled the pink and licked the brown.

Deathy wrote:He's tickled the pink and licked the brown.

I think you need a break.

Been smoking too much pot.

You're all Snooker Loopy.