RUMOUR - Steve Davies

[UpNorth]

Here's a new one.

In the Mail today.

Bruce is after £6m rated Hunt and Coppell wants Davies from Derby as a replacement.

Davies is listed as a young forward who has not done much to date but played well on the wing against Manure in the recent cup game.

[SCIAG]

You can tell it's rubbish, because they say Hunt is worth £6m.

He's got a release clause, ffs!

[Ian Royal]

You can tell it's rubbish, because they say Hunt is worth £6m.

He's got a release clause, ffs!

It's fun seeing just how much the papers totally make up.

[Deathy]

Cue the puns.

[Royal With Cheese]

If anyone has the balls to do it......

[rfcjoe]

I'll pocket a pun here then.

[chilipepper91]

I hear he can really cannon them.

[Royal With Cheese]

Due for a long rest methinks.

[rfcjoe]

If we get him then I can see us getitng a nice cushion between us and Brum.

[soggy biscuit]

This is an interesting rumour

[Ian Royal]

Screw this pun fest. It'll be top spin to make anyone believe this rumour.

[SCIAG]

Had the Reds in his pocket in midweek...

[Deathy]

He prefers black.

[rfcjoe]

You lot really are chalking up some awful puns.

[SCIAG]

You lot really are chalking up some awful puns.

Be quiet, or it's the table.

[rfcjoe]

Quiet.

[Deathy]

He's tickled the pink and licked the brown.

[Row Z Royal]

He's tickled the pink and licked the brown.

I think you need a break.

[rfcjoe]

Been smoking too much pot.

[Deathy]

You're all Snooker Loopy.