Song for Man Utd

Harold · by **Harold** » 20 Sep 2006 20:47

Sam Tubber wrote:If I were you lot I'd just not sing at all. Keep the embarassment to a minimum.

I agree - why make up special songs just because United are coming to Town.

I can't wait for the Chelsea ones too.

alad · by **alad** » 20 Sep 2006 22:57

OldBiscuit wrote:
Sam Tubber wrote:If I were you lot I'd just not sing at all. Keep the embarassment to a minimum.
What? and miss the opportunity of seeing Rooneys bottom lip curl as he's about to loose it. I don't think so!

Rooney has gone to Everton with 40,000 calling him scum and wishing he and his girlfriend would die of cancer etc. He never lost it. He's been to Anfield with 40,000 calling him a fat bastard and throwing phones at him, he never lost it.

I hardly think a few mugs chanting a cringeworthy song will bother him.

Just sums up all that's wrong with Reading's appalling support.

OldBiscuit · by **OldBiscuit** » 20 Sep 2006 23:08

[quote="alad"][quote="OldBiscuit"][quote="Sam Tubber"]If I were you lot I'd just not sing at all. Keep the embarassment to a minimum.[/quote]

What? and miss the opportunity of seeing Rooneys bottom lip curl as he's about to loose it. I don't think so![/quote]

Rooney has gone to Everton with 40,000 calling him scum and wishing he and his girlfriend would die of cancer etc. He never lost it. He's been to Anfield with 40,000 calling him a fat bastard and throwing phones at him, he never lost it.

I hardly think a few mugs chanting a cringeworthy song will bother him.

Just sums up all that's wrong with Reading's appalling support.[/quote]

Nothing wrong with our support against Boro & City mate, were just having a bit of fun.
What is wrong with our support is empty seats at away games and empty seats at home games 5 minutes before the end.

Ian Herring · by **Ian Herring** » 21 Sep 2006 03:23

It may be time for the infamous Reading 'Silent' firm to put in an appearance.

Skin · by **Skin** » 21 Sep 2006 10:19

This one's probably a bit hardcore for most:

Man Utd are shortsighted
Never scored a goal in history
They wear glasses on their asses
Never scored a goal in history

Don Finch · by **Don Finch** » 21 Sep 2006 10:47

Wayne Rooney's illegitimate
He ain't got no birth certfiacte......

We are Reading
We are Reading
No one knows us
We don't care

I wonder how many times we'll hear United!.... Sh1t!

This Saturday I will be mostly shouting abuse at Ronaldo - not that it will help mind, he'll still run riot down the wing. Cnut.

Pants of Primus · by **Pants of Primus** » 21 Sep 2006 11:17

I would have thought a simple "who are ya?" would do the job.

Always makes me chuckle against the big clubs.

(ps - i'm sitting in the man u end with some clients. never sat in the away end in my life at reading. any advice? scared.)

Spirit of Elm Park · by **Spirit of Elm Park** » 21 Sep 2006 11:20

Pants of Primus wrote: (ps - i'm sitting in the man u end with some clients. never sat in the away end in my life at reading. any advice? scared.)

You are a Manc rent boy and I claim my Â£5.

anR · by **anR** » 21 Sep 2006 11:47

retired aggro wrote:
Norfolk Royal wrote:
Who is we?
UNITED
I thought you were in the North Stand.
I AM

You should be supporting Andy Hughes' old club...

Hampshire Royal · by **Hampshire Royal** » 21 Sep 2006 12:23

3-0 to the Blue and Whites!!!

Corky341 · by **Corky341** » 21 Sep 2006 12:25

Pool and Darts wrote:I seriously agree with getting any nob-end manure supporters that are in Royals seats kicked out.

Tossers.

Me too. Those Chelsea 'fans' a few seasons ago (cup game), sitting in the North East corner REALLY did my head in. If I spot or hear any Manc tw@ts near me I'll ask them to F'cough

Don Finch · by **Don Finch** » 21 Sep 2006 12:29

Nobody does it better,
Makes me feel sad for the rest,
Nobody does it half as good as you,
Sidwell you're the best........LA LA LA LA LA.......LA LA LA LA LA.....

Not aimed at Utd, just love that song. Hopefully he will own Carrick for 90 minutes and the east stand will all sing this song in unison, that would bring a tear to the eye

Chances?

floyd__streete · by **floyd__streete** » 21 Sep 2006 12:31

Skin wrote:Man Utd are shortsighted
Never scored a goal in history
They wear glasses on their asses
Never scored a goal in history

Liverpool are still at school
Learning how to kick the ball

Whore Jackie · by **Whore Jackie** » 21 Sep 2006 13:40

Forbury Lion wrote:
Nick Shorey my Lord! wrote:
kitsons pubes wrote:Hot dog sausage roll come on reading score a goal
Hot curry, vindaloo, come on Reading we want two.
Cream scone, cup of tea, come on Reading we want three.

Port Salut, Roquefort, come on Reading we'd rather have four.

Oddesy2k · by **Oddesy2k** » 21 Sep 2006 14:01

If you really want to upset them.

Who's that lying on the runway,
Who's that dieing in the snow.
Its Busby and the boy's and there making all the noise.
Cause they cant get the airplane to go.

Its a bit cruel though.

rabidbee · by **rabidbee** » 21 Sep 2006 14:07

Big Ern wrote:"Have you been to Manchester"

"You all live in Bracknell"

Too true! My aunt is a ST-holder at OT, and she lives in Forest Park!

Oddesy2k · by **Oddesy2k** » 21 Sep 2006 15:50

You should be out robbing houses??

Farnborough Royal · by **Farnborough Royal** » 21 Sep 2006 17:23

Oddesy2k wrote:If you really want to upset them.

Who's that lying on the runway,
Who's that dieing in the snow.
Its Busby and the boy's and there making all the noise.
Cause they cant get the airplane to go.

Its a bit cruel though.

tune: always look on the bright side of life
always look on the runway for ice

Farnborough Royal · by **Farnborough Royal** » 21 Sep 2006 17:25

Madjic wrote:Colleen is a slapper
She's got a smelly (untAnd when she's shagging Rooney
She dreams of Stephen Hunt

Stephen Hunt Hunt Hunt
Stepjen Hunt Hunt Hunt

Gordons Cumming · by **Gordons Cumming** » 21 Sep 2006 17:31

Can't they make up their own song?

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