Song for Man Utd

[OldBiscuit]

What are we going to sing at man utd this saturday?

At the away fans? 'You soft southern shandy drinkers'.

What not to sing; 1. 'Can we play you every week' when we go two up.
2. 'Tom Hark'!

Any suggestion please? And no, not 'Southerners'.

[Farnborough Royal]

to their fans: "you only live round the corner, live round the corner..."

[AbovetheI]

Man Utd are short sighted Tra la la la la la la la la

They are benders who watch Eastenders Tra la la la la la la la la

[Harold]

He plays on the left, he plays on the right
That boy Ronaldo will make Shorey look sh1te...

[Evening Post]

ARGENTINA
ARGENTINA
ARGENTINA

[M4 Junction 11]

He plays on the left, he plays on the right
That boy Ronaldo will make Shorey look sh1te...

I wonder if he'll dive?

[Harold]

(To the tune of my girl)

He's got the looks of a movie star
He wears number 7 just like Cantona
What ya gonna do when he goes by you......Ronaldo...

[Basingstoke Royal]

Dive, dive, dive you bastard,
dive, dive, dive you bastard,
Die you portuguese bastard.

[M4 Junction 11]

(To the tune of my girl)

He's got the looks of a movie star
He wears number 7 just like Cantona
What ya gonna do when he goes by you......Ronaldo...

If this something to do with Ronaldo kissing and making up with Rooney after the world cup thing?

[Harold]

He here, he's there, he's every fcuking where
Brian McClair.....

[Royalshow]

He’s fat. He’s scouce
He’s proberly robbed your house
Rooney Rooney

[Farnborough Royal]

Ronaldo wooooaaaoooww, Ronaldo wooooaaaoooww
he comes from Portugal
hes got a tiny tool

[kitsons pubes]

Hot dog sausage roll come on reading score a goal

[olliethegreat]

Man U. played 4 won 4 - without Rooney

England - scored 10 - let in 0 - without Rooney

Everton - doing very nicely thankyou - without Rooney

Man.U - lost last week - with Rooney.

Wayne,Wayne - do you see a pattern emerging?

[kitsons pubes]

Man U. played 4 won 4 - without Rooney

England - scored 10 - let in 0 - without Rooney

Everton - doing very nicely thankyou - without Rooney

Man.U - lost last week - with Rooney.

Wayne,Wayne - do you see a pattern emerging?

That chat does not roll of the tongue does it?

[M4 Junction 11]

Man U. played 4 won 4 - without Rooney

England - scored 10 - let in 0 - without Rooney

Everton - doing very nicely thankyou - without Rooney

Man.U - lost last week - with Rooney.

Wayne,Wayne - do you see a pattern emerging?

That chat does not roll of the tongue does it?

What's the tune?

[AbovetheI]

Man U. played 4 won 4 - without Rooney

England - scored 10 - let in 0 - without Rooney

Everton - doing very nicely thankyou - without Rooney

Man.U - lost last week - with Rooney.

Wayne,Wayne - do you see a pattern emerging?

That chat does not roll of the tongue does it?

What's the tune?

Tom Hark no doubt.

[alad]

Town full of Reds, you're just a town full of Reds.

[who are ya?]

That chat does not roll of the tongue does it?

What's the tune?

Tom Hark no doubt.

And sang at lightning speed that no one can actually make out any of the words.

[zac naloen]

Man U. played 4 won 4 - without Rooney

England - scored 10 - let in 0 - without Rooney

Everton - doing very nicely thankyou - without Rooney

Man.U - lost last week - with Rooney.

Wayne,Wayne - do you see a pattern emerging?

That chat does not roll of the tongue does it?

What's the tune?

oh sirrah sirrah, whatever will be.. etc.

Trust me, i managed to get it to fit