Song for Man Utd

[OldBiscuit]

Wheres Col-een today? She's with Hughes! She's with Hughes!
Wheres Col-een today? She's with Hughes! She's with Hughes!

[soggy biscuit]

'Alad is a plastic
He sits in his armchair
he's never been to see Man U
He says he doesn't care

Sky Sports News, Richard Keys, f**king Andy Gray
Alad has no opinions, he repeats theirs all day

Alad wants to be a manc but he lives here down south
If you mention his Man U he gives it all the mouth
Euro cups, League titles, cup wins at Wembley
an endless list of their big games he didn't go to see

wall posters, bed duvet's, stupid cuddly toys,
he even has a heart shaped frame for Ruud Van Nistelrooy'

[tom_t69]

To Ronaldo as he goes to take a corner:

Does your daddy know your here,
Does your daddy know your here

I know its a bit harsh but its gotta be done

[Harold]

I seriously agree with getting any nob-end manure supporters that are in Royals seats kicked out.

Tossers.

Me too. Those Chelsea 'fans' a few seasons ago (cup game), sitting in the North East corner REALLY did my head in. If I spot or hear any Manc tw@ts near me I'll ask them to F'cough

I doubt you'll be brave enough though.

[alad]

'Alad is a plastic
He sits in his armchair
he's never been to see Man U
He says he doesn't care

Sky Sports News, Richard Keys, f**king Andy Gray
Alad has no opinions, he repeats theirs all day

Alad wants to be a manc but he lives here down south
If you mention his Man U he gives it all the mouth
Euro cups, League titles, cup wins at Wembley
an endless list of their big games he didn't go to see

wall posters, bed duvet's, stupid cuddly toys,
he even has a heart shaped frame for Ruud Van Nistelrooy'

Obsessed

[AbovetheI]

To Ronaldo as he goes to take a corner:

Does your daddy know your here,
Does your daddy know your here

I know its a bit harsh but its gotta be done

Nob end.

[paddyaze]

When Soel skins Evra/Silvestre we shall sing
(to the tune of Keano)

'Ki-Hyeon'
'Theres only one Ky-Hyeon'
'Theres only one Ky-Hyeon'
'Theres only one Ky-Hyeon'

[leon]

If I were you lot I'd just not sing at all. Keep the embarassment to a minimum.

I agree - why make up special songs just because United are coming to Town.

I can't wait for the Chelsea ones too.

Chelsea Rent Boy

[Hflippers]

To the tune of the adams family......

greasy portugezzy
he falls very eazzy
he dives when he pleazzy
greasy portugezzy

[wehateoxford]

'Alad is a plastic
He sits in his armchair
he's never been to see Man U
He says he doesn't care

Sky Sports News, Richard Keys, f**king Andy Gray
Alad has no opinions, he repeats theirs all day

Alad wants to be a manc but he lives here down south
If you mention his Man U he gives it all the mouth
Euro cups, League titles, cup wins at Wembley
an endless list of their big games he didn't go to see

wall posters, bed duvet's, stupid cuddly toys,
he even has a heart shaped frame for Ruud Van Nistelrooy'

lets sing this one

[anR]

Colleen is a slapper
Her tits are on her front
And when she's shagging Rooney
She dreams of Stephen Hunt

Stephen Hunt Hunt Hunt
Stephen Hunt Hunt Hunt

A cunnigly altered version that won't shock or disgust people if in areas like me, or result in a stadium ban!

[EASTENDER MARKY]

To Ronaldo as he goes to take a corner:

Does your daddy know your here,
Does your daddy know your here

I know its a bit harsh but its gotta be done

Prick.

He play's on the left,
He plays on the riiiight,
Seol Ki Hyeoon,
Makes Cristiano look shite.

[Don Finch]

To the tune of the anti-IRA/Pope song ("When I was young I had some sense, I bought a flute for fifty pence....")

Ronaldo's bent, that's no lie,
In Germany, we watched him cry,
The only moves he ever does,
Are step overs and cheating us.

De-der de-der der
De-der de-der der........

[EASTENDER MARKY]

To the tune of the anti-IRA/Pope song ("When I was young I had some sense, I bought a flute for fifty pence....")

Ronaldo's bent, that's no lie,
In Germany, we watched him cry,
The only moves he ever does,
Are step overs and cheating us.

De-der de-der der
De-der de-der der........

Quite good although I think we should focus on supporting the team first and foremost.

[Don Finch]

You're not wrong Marky, don't worry I will be backing the team to the hilt. I still bear a grudge against Ronaldo though, not sure from what mind......

[EASTENDER MARKY]

You're not wrong Marky, don't worry I will be backing the team to the hilt. I still bear a grudge against Ronaldo though, not sure from what mind......

Ditto. We can give him some abuse as well, as long as we keep the B'larmy chants going!

[Don Finch]

Yeah, the Bl'army chants sounded pretty good at the end of the City game, I wish it wasn't sung at 200mph all the time though. It's like the Terry and June tune, that's always finished before it's even started.

[EASTENDER MARKY]

That's thanks to the fcuking drummer!

[Don Finch]

Maybe if he used his old chap to bang the drums instead of the sticks he'd be more careful about how he banged it

[EASTENDER MARKY]

Maybe if he used his old chap to bang the drums instead of the sticks he'd be more careful about how he banged it

LOL.