Song for West Ham

[Chip_Shop_Matt]

You scratch your bum and sniff your hands,
do dar, do dar,
You scratch your bum and sniff your hands,
do dar, do dar day.

[If you still hate Futcher]

Ooh Ah
Mafia
Say Ooh-ah Mafia

or


When he's told who to start
and your team falls apart
That's a-Pardew

You've been knocked out the cup
Cos that tosser's f*cked up
That's a-Pardew

[EASTENDER MARKY]

When he's told who to start
and your team falls apart
That's a-Pardew

You've been knocked out the cup
Cos that tosser's f*cked up
That's a-Pardew

[Berthwaite]

Ooh Ah
Mafia
Say Ooh-ah Mafia

or


When he's told who to start
and your team falls apart
That's a-Pardew

You've been knocked out the cup
Cos that tosser's f*cked up
That's a-Pardew

When your new owners feel
It's a real-estate deal
That's a-Pardew

[igoe agogo]

That argy pair are builders,
They both wear builder's hats.
They only came to West Ham
To help build council flats. (On Upton Park when the new owner decides to turn it into an estate, do you see? Oh doesn't matter).

[Chip_Shop_Matt]

your not alowed near prim'ry schools,
near prim'ry schools,
near prim'ry schools,
your not alowed near primary schools,
the probation offices tagged you.

[playoffs or layoffs]

Ten quid for Tevez, we'll give you ten quid for Tevez....

[pieface]

[quote="Alan Partridge"][size=24][b]HE PLAYS ON THE LEFT
HE PLAYS ON THE RIGHHHHHHHHHT
THAT BOY SE-OL
MADE UTD LOOK SHITE[/b][/size]

He plays on the left
he plays on the right
hes our boy se-ol
and hes eats our dogs every night

[1871 Royal]

And to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain:

You can shove your fcking bubbles up your arse
You can shove your fcking bubbles up your arse
You can shove your fcking bubbles, shove your fcking bubbles
Shove your fcking bubbles up your arse

Expect its been done many a time but its short and to the point.

I like this and could it end with abit of 'Na na na na na BLUES, Na na na na na BLUES, Na na na na na BLUES, Na na na na!'

[Row Z Royal]

To That's Amore' - Dean Martin.

When you sit in row Z...
And the ball hit's your head
That's Zamora

etc

[Andy M]

Great stuff! No, really some of those really brought a smile to my face.

Am looking forward to you lot creating a cracking atmosphere at the Boleyn tomorrow, then.

Just one thing if you're going to sing about us in Palermo (where some West Ham are still in hospital), just who got "run" by Man Utd last week on their own turf?


Andy M
West Ham
http://www.standupsitdown.co.uk

[Row Z Royal]

To That's Amore' - Dean Martin.

When you sit in row Z...
And the ball hit's your head
That's Zamora

etc

When you sit in row Y'...
And his shot hits the sky
Thats Zamora

When you sit in row X...
And you've just shat your kecks
That's Zamora...

When you sit in row dubya
And the ball flies above ya
That's Zamora

[Pablo88]

To That's Amore' - Dean Martin.

When you sit in row Z...
And the ball hit's your head
That's Zamora

etc

I love it

[PlasticRoyale]

Great stuff! No, really some of those really brought a smile to my face.

Am looking forward to you lot creating a cracking atmosphere at the Boleyn tomorrow, then.

Just one thing if you're going to sing about us in Palermo (where some West Ham are still in hospital), just who got "run" by Man Utd last week on their own turf?


Andy M
West Ham
http://www.standupsitdown.co.uk

Surely the Scorpions weren't run????????????

[Worthingroyal]

When you sit in row Y'...
And his shot hits the sky
Thats Zamora

When you sit in row X...
And you've just shat your kecks
That's Zamora...

When you sit in row dubya
And the ball flies above ya
That's Zamora

While taking a slash
From the cubicle a splash
THATS Zamora.

Sorry I'll get my coat.

[floyd__streete]

Jokes about him not scoring
Are getting quite boring
That's Zamora.

[handbags_harris]

Alan Pardew's tragic
You can't trust what he says!
He signed a contract with the Royals
and then fcuked off instead!

[M4 Junction 11]

An old thread when Pardew was still manager. I'm looking forward to the game but I'm worried we wont have the atmosphere we would have had if he was still there