Song for West Ham

[OldBiscuit]

Songs for West Ham please? Possibly something original and no dead mums, dads or managers please.

Possibly something connected to Teddy Sheringham, the 105 year old striker being brought on to defend a 3-2 lead in the FA cup final when the game was in the bag, and Gerrard scoring from 35 yards/30 metres. Pards masterstroke. c-ock!

[Alan Partridge]

HE PLAYS ON THE LEFT
HE PLAYS ON THE RIGHHHHHHHHHT
THAT BOY SE-OL
MADE UTD LOOK SHITE

[Big Ern]

"Your Chelsea's feeder club"

[floyd__streete]

OH LORDY TROUBLE FOR PARDS
OH LORDY TROUBLE FOR PARDS
DON'T NOBODY KNOW 'BOUT TROUBLE FOR PARDS
DON'T NOBODY KNOW 'BOUT TROUBLE FOR PARDS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0O1yqLBrVA

[Alan Partridge]

Moby Moby give us a song!!

[Harold]

I'm forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high, they reach the sky and like West Ham they fade and die
Tottenham always running and Arsenal always too
You'd better watch out cos the Y25 kids are after you.

[reading_lad]

I'm forever throwing bottles, Pretty bottles in the air
They fly so high, nearly reach the sky
Then like West Ham, They break and die
Tottenham always running, Arsenal running too
I'm forever throwing bottles, Pretty bottles in the air

[jm_cooper]

You're forever blowing bubbles,
The problem is Bubble's your mate....

[Schards#2]

The BBC
Asked Bill Shankley
If he'd heard of the Northbank, Highbury
Shanks said No
I do not think so
But i'd i've heard of the Kyocera Mita East Stand boot boys

[readingbedding]

Seol.
Seol will tear you apart again.

[Farnborough Royal]

I'm forever throwing bottles, Pretty bottles in the air
They fly so high, nearly reach the sky
Then like West Ham, They break and die
Oxford always hiding, Swindon running too
You'd better watch out cos the Y25 kids are after you.

[Scarface]

Simple !

Alan Pardew is a cvnt,
Is a cvnt,
Is a cvnt,
Alan Pardew is a cvnt,
So is Trevor Brooking

[Farnborough Royal]

You've got Alan Pardew, We've got Stevie Coppell la la la la

[FORZA READING]

to tevez

your just a fat Maradona fat maradona fat maradoooona oyur just a fat maradona

[Chip_Shop_Matt]

to tevez

your just a fat Maradona fat maradona fat maradoooona oyur just a fat maradona

Was there ever a thin Maradona?

[dink]

Convey on the left
Seol on the Riiigghhtttttttttt
Doyle in the middle
They make you look Shhittttteeeeeee

[OldBiscuit]

[quote="Alan Partridge"][size=24][b]HE PLAYS ON THE LEFT
HE PLAYS ON THE RIGHHHHHHHHHT
THAT BOY SE-OL
MADE UTD LOOK SHITE[/b][/size]

No! Thats Shite! just copying the mancwanks. The idea is one of our own songs/chant. A bit more imagination please.

[pieface]

Sweet caroline!!!drown out forever blowing bubbles with a tune of our own be well funny and the players would reconise it as support from thier fans

[EASTENDER MARKY]

The BBC
Asked Bill Shankley
If he'd heard of the Northbank, Highbury
Shanks said No
I do not think so
But i'd i've heard of the Kyocera Mita East Stand boot boys

Why not sing the traditional one?

Bill Shankly asked Matt Busby,
If he's heard of the Northbank, Highbury,
Shanks said no,
I don't think so,
But I've heard of the Southbank Reading.

[EASTENDER MARKY]

Judas Alan Pardew went to Rome to see the pope,
Rome to see the pope,
Rome to see the pope,
Judas Alan Pardew went to Rome to see the pope,
And this is what he said,
'Fcuk off!'

Who the fcuk is Alan Pardew,
Who the fcuk is Alan Pardew,
Who the fcuk is Alan Pardew,
When the Royal's go marching on, on on!