MATCHWATCH : Wycombe Wanderers (h) sponsored by Keith Scott

[Snowflake Royal]

This is desperately turgid.

[leon]

Yeah. Odd choice that.

Always does that. Absolutely shit.

I've been watching ifollow since it launched and it has never done that. It does show replays at inappropriate times quite a lot but I have never watched a managers face for 15 seconds while play has resumed.

Ok maybe not the moody portraits. I’m watching Sky.

[WoodleyRoyal]

Porno’s honeymoon period is over

[Royal Ginger]

Joao needs to change his boots.

[Snowflake Royal]

The body snatchers have taken great Joao and replaced him with half arsed Joao.

[Hound]

Not a great 20 mins but seem to be getting a little bit of control

[alfie9]

Puscas at half time please. Joao's not interested today.

[Ascotexgunner]

We tend to grow into games nowadays......I hope.

[bcubed]

This is desperately turgid.

Or turgidly desperate

[CountryRoyal]

If it’s not a pen then it’s a dive and a yellow so...

[Snowflake Royal]

Not a pen for me. Seemed 50/50 physical stuff.

Looking for it.

[CountryRoyal]

The body snatchers have taken great Joao and replaced him with half arsed Joao.

Tbf we were warned

[CountryRoyal]

Not a pen for me. Seemed 50/50 physical stuff.

Looking for it.

Yeah so he went down and didn’t need to - dive then?

[Snowflake Royal]

If it’s not a pen then it’s a dive and a yellow so...

Nah. No chance. Shoulder to shoulder go down. Happens 9 times a game.

[Simon's Church]

We've got our reading back

[Zip]

Omar has been very poor so far.

[alfie9]

Getting really pissed at Joao now.

[Snowflake Royal]

Awful touch from Joao.

[CountryRoyal]

If it’s not a pen then it’s a dive and a yellow so...

Nah. No chance. Shoulder to shoulder go down. Happens 9 times a game.

But if it’s not enough to make you go to ground, and you do, by definition that’s a dive surely.

[Sutekh]

Basically this is ****