Song for Man Utd

URZZZZZZZZ · by **URZZZZZZZZ** » 19 Sep 2006 23:14

Lets get a mexican wave going!!

Take lots of balloons and fog horns, and really show United how good our support is.

Seriously

Skin · by **Skin** » 19 Sep 2006 23:16

I'm in. You start it.

M4 Junction 11 · by **M4 Junction 11** » 19 Sep 2006 23:30

boycey wrote:you need to speak to leeds fans about songs for utd , they got a few and they aint exactlly PC....

Looking at http://footballchants.org/ most of their songs are about Luton

Madjic · by **Madjic** » 19 Sep 2006 23:39

Colleen is a slapper
She's got a smelly front (?)
And when she's shagging Rooney
She dreams of Stephen Hunt

Stephen Hunt Hunt Hunt
Stepjen Hunt Hunt Hunt

The whole year inn · by **The whole year inn** » 19 Sep 2006 23:57

Madjic wrote:Colleen is a slapper
She's got a smelly front (?)
And when she's shagging Rooney
She dreams of Stephen Hunt

Stephen Hunt Hunt Hunt
Stepjen Hunt Hunt Hunt

You can do better than that. Front?!

Barry the bird boggler · by **Barry the bird boggler** » 20 Sep 2006 09:22

(to the tune of the lord of the dance)

Prawns, prawns
wherever you maybe
knocking back the sandwiches
and sitting comfily
but you'll never be
as loud as rfc
cos you are the kings of the sofa family

boycey · by **boycey** » 20 Sep 2006 09:23

M4 Junction 11 wrote:
boycey wrote:you need to speak to leeds fans about songs for utd , they got a few and they aint exactlly PC....
Looking at http://footballchants.org/ most of their songs are about Luton

also saw this - Madjeski must scratch his head when this happens...

Words:
Ole Ole Ole Ole
Steven Hunt Hunt Hunt (repeat)

Notes:
Sung at Madejski when he comes on

Norfolk Royal · by **Norfolk Royal** » 20 Sep 2006 09:27

boycey wrote:
M4 Junction 11 wrote:
boycey wrote:you need to speak to leeds fans about songs for utd , they got a few and they aint exactlly PC....
Looking at http://footballchants.org/ most of their songs are about Luton

also saw this - Madjeski must scratch his head when this happens...

Words:
Ole Ole Ole Ole
Steven Hunt Hunt Hunt (repeat)

Notes:
Sung at Madejski when he comes on

Sorry to be pedantic, but that simply doesn't work.

Winchester Royal · by **Winchester Royal** » 20 Sep 2006 09:37

Norfolk Royal wrote:
boycey wrote:
M4 Junction 11 wrote: Looking at http://footballchants.org/ most of their songs are about Luton

also saw this - Madjeski must scratch his head when this happens...

Words:
Ole Ole, Ole Ole
Steven Hunt Hunt Hunt (repeat)

Notes:
Sung at Madejski when he comes on

Sorry to be pedantic, but that simply doesn't work.

Sorry to be unpedantic, but that simply does work.

Cod · by **Cod** » 20 Sep 2006 19:13

Who are these idiot Manu fans on here? If they are in the home end, get them ejected, or politely ask them to leave. Hopefully the two extra hours of drinking time will allow a heated discussion on the day.

Arrogant, plastic, franchise, disloyal, everything wrong with football etc etc. Retired aggro?! Retired librarian more like. F off to Norfolk with the rest of the "cockney" reds

OldBiscuit · by **OldBiscuit** » 20 Sep 2006 19:51

[quote="Madjic"]Colleen is a slapper
She's got a smelly front (?)
And when she's shagging Rooney
She dreams of Stephen Hunt

Stephen Hunt Hunt Hunt
Stepjen Hunt Hunt Hunt[/quote]

Add this;

She wants to be spit roasted
by Rooney and Hughes
We know that they've discussed it
We read it in the news

Rooney is a C*nt C*nt C*nt
Hes a C*nt C*nt C*nt

Followed by lively chorus of ;

Wayne and Coleen do three in a bed Etc.

OldBiscuit · by **OldBiscuit** » 20 Sep 2006 20:03

[quote="me"]Small town near Bolton, Your just a small town near Bolton[/quote]

Needs to be a bit more imaginitive than that. Man Utd fans have heard all that tired old stuff and will have a few clever ditties of their own. Rumour has it one or two are travelling armed with a GCSE (Hard to believe) or two.

I think getting under Rooney's skin, given his temperament, has got to bethe aim.

FORZA READING · by **FORZA READING** » 20 Sep 2006 20:11

ha rooney lost you lot the world cup

ITALIA CAMPIONE DEL MONDO

Harold · by **Harold** » 20 Sep 2006 20:13

Giggs, Giggs won't tear us apart again........

Dickie Davies · by **Dickie Davies** » 20 Sep 2006 20:25

Dear Shrek...

'Oh West Reading, is wonderful, Oh West Reading is wonderful, it's full of smack, crack and brothels, Oh West Reading is wonderful'

A missed opportunity if not...

Sam Tubber · by **Sam Tubber** » 20 Sep 2006 20:27

If I were you lot I'd just not sing at all. Keep the embarassment to a minimum.

OldBiscuit · by **OldBiscuit** » 20 Sep 2006 20:28

[quote="Dickie Davies"]Dear Shrek...

'Oh West Reading, is wonderful, Oh West Reading is wonderful, it's full of smack, crack and brothels, Oh West Reading is wonderful'

A missed opportunity if not...[/quote] :

OldBiscuit · by **OldBiscuit** » 20 Sep 2006 20:32

[quote="Sam Tubber"]If I were you lot I'd just not sing at all. Keep the embarassment to a minimum.[/quote]

What? and miss the opportunity of seeing Rooneys bottom lip curl as he's about to loose it. I don't think so!

Pool and Darts · by **Pool and Darts** » 20 Sep 2006 20:39

Cod wrote:Who are these idiot Manu fans on here? If they are in the home end, get them ejected, or politely ask them to leave. Hopefully the two extra hours of drinking time will allow a heated discussion on the day.

Arrogant, plastic, franchise, disloyal, everything wrong with football etc etc. Retired aggro?! Retired librarian more like. F off to Norfolk with the rest of the "cockney" reds

Oi!!

I'm in Norfolk, and I'm no cockney red!!

Pool and Darts · by **Pool and Darts** » 20 Sep 2006 20:42

I seriously agree with getting any nob-end manure supporters that are in Royals seats kicked out.

Tossers.

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